BEAR5

[feelboss]

[sm-64-luigi]

I think you're gonna have to kill Wario, Luigi

WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT’A HAPPENED WHILE I WASN’T ON THE INTERNET?!

[hotelmario-mario]

Some weird snake-creature-THING was with Wario. Wow alliteration.

[sm-64-luigi]

So THAT’S why I was’a given a shotgun!?!

[hotelmario-mario]

Maybe?? I encountered it earlier and all it did was tell me t' press a button in the elevator, but I ain't sure what it is or how we get rid of it...

[sm-64-luigi]

oooooookai doki

[hotelmario-mario]

At least it ain't in here, right? Also hey!

[sm64-yellow-toad]

Oh, hey! You joining us?

[hotelmario-mario]

Yep! Me, my bro, and Chris have been wanderin' around a bit looking for Mr. L.

[chrisberi2]

Das me!

[sm-64-luigi]

wait my’a hat’s missing WHEN DID I’A LOSE MY HAT

[chrisberi2]

. . . Mind if I break the fourth wall here, you guys?

@hotelmario-mario @sm64-yellow-toad

[sm64-yellow-toad]

I guess I don't mind??

[hotelmario-mario]

Eh, I'm fine with it.

[bear5-offical]

BEAR5

[sm-64-luigi]

I think you're gonna have to kill Wario, Luigi

WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT’A HAPPENED WHILE I WASN’T ON THE INTERNET?!

[hotelmario-mario]

Some weird snake-creature-THING was with Wario. Wow alliteration.

[sm-64-luigi]

So THAT’S why I was’a given a shotgun!?!

[hotelmario-mario]

Maybe?? I encountered it earlier and all it did was tell me t' press a button in the elevator, but I ain't sure what it is or how we get rid of it...

[sm-64-luigi]

oooooookai doki

[hotelmario-mario]

At least it ain't in here, right? Also hey!

[sm64-yellow-toad]

Oh, hey! You joining us?

[hotelmario-mario]

Yep! Me, my bro, and Chris have been wanderin' around a bit looking for Mr. L.

[bear5-offical]

BEAR5

[mecharauder-official]

Starting beef with @doomguy-offical on purpose, nothing eventful is going on.

[doomguy-offical]

[mecharauder-official]

[doomguy-offical]

[mecharauder-official]

[doomguy-offical]

[mecharauder-official]

[doomguy-offical]

[mecharauder-official]

OH FU-

[doomguy-offical]

[bear5-offical]

BEAR5

[bear5-offical]

"Huhehuhehuhehehe, the bear f-from the funny poster... :]"

~ @talesoftheratman

No one will ever believe you, Fritz.

I can talk, Fritz.

I'm alive, Fritz.

I'm not made of steel and fabric, I'm made of flesh and fur.

[flipsideofficial]

Fuck it, Omega Bear5

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

I nominate @evil-scientist-offical

They're batshit crazy and I love that for them.

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @evil-scientist-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[evil-scientist-offical]

LET ME INNN.

[bear5-offical]

IMAGE_FRIEND

-@ask-image-friend

BEAR5

[sanstheskeletonbutidobackflips]

if we're all god's children who got him pregnant

[bear5-offical]

IT WAS ME.

[nonlynear]

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

[bear5-offical]

BEAR, YOU SAY?

[catnukes]

Real

[bear5-offical]

BEAR5

[bear5-offical]

Is he bear5 secretly?

YES.

BEAR5 IS ALL.

ALL IS BEAR5.

[calid1ty]

michael’s body proportions

i forget abt this place

[ask-lord-x]

You know what? I can’t kill you, but I bet I can annoy you into leaving

No, but I can kill you.

Very Easily.

-Executioner

How should I kill them?

Boiling from the inside out

Filleting (not Flaying)

Disemboweling

Mutilation

Dismembering

Voting ended onJun 4

[awobbles]

WAIT WAIT WAIT!

[awobbles]

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS VOTED?!

[bear5-offical]

I DID.

[awobbles]

BEAR5 WHY?!

[bear5-offical]

TO ADVANCE THE PLOT, DUH.

[ask-lord-x]

You know what? I can’t kill you, but I bet I can annoy you into leaving

No, but I can kill you.

Very Easily.

-Executioner

How should I kill them?

Boiling from the inside out

Filleting (not Flaying)

Disemboweling

Mutilation

Dismembering

Voting ended onJun 4

[awobbles]

WAIT WAIT WAIT!

[awobbles]

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS VOTED?!

[bear5-offical]

I DID.

[faithy-bean]

doodles i forgot to post

[bear5-offical]

BEAR5

[faithy-bean]

yeah thats right little bear5 account, you get a bear5 shaped bomb yayyyyy

[bear5-offical]

JOKES ON YOU

I AM THE BOMB.

[dontaskchaosandco]

Hey, so... Five Nights at Frickbear's 3 lets you mod in new nightguards...

Who should I try modding in first?

Angel Dust (The darkest pit of hell is open for business!)

Bear5 (the funny)

Heavy Weapons Guy (I guess RED & BLU aren't paying enough...)

Juri Han (Gotta keep yourself entertained somehow.)

Kuromi (Kuromify the... pizzeria, I guess!)

Lust!Chara (They must suffer.)

The Once-ler (A sexyman to surpass Springtrap...)

Rouge the Bat (Official treasure-hunter business.)

Toadette (She's friends with Wario, right?)

Tron Bonne (It'd help to have someone good with robots.)

Vriska Serket (Let me tell you about Homestuck.)

(see results / etc.)

Voting ended onApr 21

[bear5-offical]

ME NEXT.

[dontaskchaosandco]

there are already several bear5 mods btw

[bear5-offical]

AND THERE WILL BE SEVERAL MORE, NOW GET TO WORK /J