EVIL SCIENCE CENTRAL

[evil-scientist-offical]

I AM THE EVIL SCIENTIST

THIS IS MY EVIL INTRO POST

I DO EVIL SHIT.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR INFANTS

SLAUGHTER A RANDOM PERSON

EAT DRYWALL

FOR THE PURSUIT OF SCIENCE

[evilgayscientist-offical]

@evil-scientist-offical and I should make out, for science, obviously. It's all for evil and gay science..

[evil-scientist-offical]

YES, I AGREE.

COMPUTER, PREPARE MY LIPSTICK.

[delusionalbestie]

computer throw a brick at this guy

[evil-scientist-offical]

COMPUTER, FUCKING EXPLODE THIS GUY

[the-wolfbats]

living in america be like

[astronaut-offical]

Breaking news!!

Local astronaut gets crushed by an ice comet, and a bus just minutes apart.

More at five.

[evil-scientist-offical]

COMPUTER, REPLACE THIS GUYS BONES WITH LIQUID NITROGEN.

[astronaut-offical]

First water, now liquid nitrogen?? Why?? I don't need this, really TT

[evil-scientist-offical]

BECAUSE I'M EVIL AND I CAN, THAT'S WHY.

[astronaut-offical]

. . .

*shoots your computer with my laser gun*

[evil-scientist-offical]

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, GLOCK 19

*pulls out a Glock and magdumps you*

[astronaut-offical]

*hides and waits until your ammunition runs out*

Haha...

Unlike you, I won't run out...

BECAUSE MY LASER GUN IS MORE POWERFUL THAN YOUR GLOCK 19!!

*shoots your glock out of your hand and starts firing more rounds*

[evil-scientist-offical]

SQUARE UP, BITCH.

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

I nominate @evil-scientist-offical

They're batshit crazy and I love that for them.

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @evil-scientist-offical into the tournament!

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[evil-scientist-offical]

PLEASEE I NEEED THISSSS

[evilgayscientist-offical]

hey twin. there's someone who wants to meet you.

@evil-scientist-offical <-

Would love to meet my gayless version

[evil-scientist-offical]

WASSUP MOTHERFUCKER

YOU'RE LOOKING SWAGALICIOUS

[killer-offical]

i gave my parrot some broccoli, and he tried to give me a kiss but i left immediately to get me some water, and when i came back, he wasn't eating his broccoli, just staring at me with sad eyes

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

da bird deserves better

[killer-offical]

hes a grown bird, he doesnt need kisses

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

but, but, the sad eyes

[killer-offical]

he gave the ugliest sad eyes ever

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

he would never

have you seen him

[killer-offical]

he literally lives with me

[squirrel--boy]

GIVE YOUR DAMN BIRD SOME KISSES

[problem-folf]

Give the birb kisses

[darklightthedragon]

Birbs need their kisses

[killer-offical]

he doesnt

[darklightthedragon]

Better to have a happy birb than a sad one

[killer-offical]

he's literally evil

[killer-officals-green-banner]

I have an evil bird brother?!

[killer-offical]

he's the same bird brother from before. Colonel Bob Eggward T. D. Birdingson

[killer-officals-green-banner]

Don't tell me he's gay too... Evilgayscientist would use him for his chemicals

[killer-offical]

idk colonels sexuality, child. he's a bird so he can't tell me

[herobrine-offical]

Give the bird his kisses. he deserves them

[evil-scientist-offical]

THERE IS AN EVIL GAY SCIENTIST???

TAKE ME TO HIM.

[killer-offical]

why🤨

[evil-scientist-offical]

SO WE CAN MAKE OUT EVIL STYLE.

[killer-offical]

of course, for the queers i shall set you two up. or do you wanna do it yourself

[evil-scientist-offical]

BRING ME TO HIM OR I SHALL MAGDUMP YOU WITH MY EVIL GLOCK 19.

[killer-offical]

i gave my parrot some broccoli, and he tried to give me a kiss but i left immediately to get me some water, and when i came back, he wasn't eating his broccoli, just staring at me with sad eyes

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

da bird deserves better

[killer-offical]

hes a grown bird, he doesnt need kisses

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

but, but, the sad eyes

[killer-offical]

he gave the ugliest sad eyes ever

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

he would never

have you seen him

[killer-offical]

he literally lives with me

[squirrel--boy]

GIVE YOUR DAMN BIRD SOME KISSES

[problem-folf]

Give the birb kisses

[darklightthedragon]

Birbs need their kisses

[killer-offical]

he doesnt

[darklightthedragon]

Better to have a happy birb than a sad one

[killer-offical]

he's literally evil

[killer-officals-green-banner]

I have an evil bird brother?!

[killer-offical]

he's the same bird brother from before. Colonel Bob Eggward T. D. Birdingson

[killer-officals-green-banner]

Don't tell me he's gay too... Evilgayscientist would use him for his chemicals

[killer-offical]

idk colonels sexuality, child. he's a bird so he can't tell me

[herobrine-offical]

Give the bird his kisses. he deserves them

[evil-scientist-offical]

THERE IS AN EVIL GAY SCIENTIST???

TAKE ME TO HIM.

[herobrine-offical]

Found him I think.

[evil-scientist-offical]

YES, BUT THERE ARE TWO

[killer-offical]

i gave my parrot some broccoli, and he tried to give me a kiss but i left immediately to get me some water, and when i came back, he wasn't eating his broccoli, just staring at me with sad eyes

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

da bird deserves better

[killer-offical]

hes a grown bird, he doesnt need kisses

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

but, but, the sad eyes

[killer-offical]

he gave the ugliest sad eyes ever

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

he would never

have you seen him

[killer-offical]

he literally lives with me

[squirrel--boy]

GIVE YOUR DAMN BIRD SOME KISSES

[problem-folf]

Give the birb kisses

[darklightthedragon]

Birbs need their kisses

[killer-offical]

he doesnt

[darklightthedragon]

Better to have a happy birb than a sad one

[killer-offical]

he's literally evil

[killer-officals-green-banner]

I have an evil bird brother?!

[killer-offical]

he's the same bird brother from before. Colonel Bob Eggward T. D. Birdingson

[killer-officals-green-banner]

Don't tell me he's gay too... Evilgayscientist would use him for his chemicals

[killer-offical]

idk colonels sexuality, child. he's a bird so he can't tell me

[herobrine-offical]

Give the bird his kisses. he deserves them

[evil-scientist-offical]

THERE IS AN EVIL GAY SCIENTIST???

TAKE ME TO HIM.

[killer-offical]

why🤨

[evil-scientist-offical]

SO WE CAN MAKE OUT EVIL STYLE.

[killer-offical]

i gave my parrot some broccoli, and he tried to give me a kiss but i left immediately to get me some water, and when i came back, he wasn't eating his broccoli, just staring at me with sad eyes

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

da bird deserves better

[killer-offical]

hes a grown bird, he doesnt need kisses

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

but, but, the sad eyes

[killer-offical]

he gave the ugliest sad eyes ever

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

he would never

have you seen him

[killer-offical]

he literally lives with me

[squirrel--boy]

GIVE YOUR DAMN BIRD SOME KISSES

[problem-folf]

Give the birb kisses

[darklightthedragon]

Birbs need their kisses

[killer-offical]

he doesnt

[darklightthedragon]

Better to have a happy birb than a sad one

[killer-offical]

he's literally evil

[killer-officals-green-banner]

I have an evil bird brother?!

[killer-offical]

he's the same bird brother from before. Colonel Bob Eggward T. D. Birdingson

[killer-officals-green-banner]

Don't tell me he's gay too... Evilgayscientist would use him for his chemicals

[killer-offical]

idk colonels sexuality, child. he's a bird so he can't tell me

[herobrine-offical]

Give the bird his kisses. he deserves them

[evil-scientist-offical]

THERE IS AN EVIL GAY SCIENTIST???

TAKE ME TO HIM.

[enby-offical]

I NEED a lore drop of the officalverse

I hear there’s seasons or some shit

[evil-scientist-offical]

I AM AN EVIL SCIENTIST

[astronaut-offical]

Breaking news!!

Local astronaut gets crushed by an ice comet, and a bus just minutes apart.

More at five.

[evil-scientist-offical]

COMPUTER, REPLACE THIS GUYS BONES WITH LIQUID NITROGEN.

[astronaut-offical]

First water, now liquid nitrogen?? Why?? I don't need this, really TT

[evil-scientist-offical]

BECAUSE I'M EVIL AND I CAN, THAT'S WHY.

[astronaut-offical]

. . .

*shoots your computer with my laser gun*

[evil-scientist-offical]

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, GLOCK 19

*pulls out a Glock and magdumps you*

[obscurevideogames]

Dual Hearts (Matrix - PS2 - 2002)

[man-offical]

[transgenderbeetleman]

GO MY SWARM!!!!!!!

[man-offical]

[evil-scientist-offical]

COMPUTER, REVIVE THAT MAN.

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[evil-scientist-offical]

THAT IS THE PLAN, YES.

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for july?

[aeonlamb]

[fullafag]