beardedGorlok

If you came for memes and good times this is the right place

[dummy-dot-exe]

Mirko by 맛감쟈

[toxicblonde-deactivated20221214]

[the-wolf-emoji]

Bro got isekai'd

[brucebocchi]

[alwerakoo]

Hold on I gotta check something

Yeah this is good

[queen-mihai]

This is freaking fantastic

[lesbianralzarek]

when i see radfems clutching their pearls about the term "milf" im baffled. people are going to find women sexy and want to have sex with them. recreating the idea of "the sexiest woman" to be 38 instead of 18 is a good thing. i personally hate the fetishization of virginity, and milfdom gets around that. we should be clowning as hard as possible on 40yo men who are no longer attracted to their wives after they gave birth 3 times. long live milfmania

[lesbianralzarek]

if i wanted to hear someone tell me im a bad person for finding women sexy i would've rejoined the mormon church

[galoogamelady]

[retrogamingblog]

Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin

[callyb510gee]

where’s the link op

[anomalycaris-deactivated2022111]

right there

[queersatanic]

Tweet

[blurds]

[racethewind10]

(source)

[geek-ramblings]

A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.

[unpretty]

while completely accurate to the comic, i still feel an indescribable emotion the first time movie Tintin pulls out a photorealistic handgun

[unpretty]

[taulle]

I’ve only read little snippets of Tintin. Does he really have a gun??

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

A B S O L U T E L Y

[iratusmagus]

He’s a beast, make no mistake.

[sketchdeath]

who the fuck cares about the thinness of a laptop i want that thing to have at leat 10 usb ports and a cd drive what the fuck

[foodmyheart]

French fry platter Source: https://reddit.com/r/foodporn

http://foodmyheart.tumblr.com | https://campsite.bio/foodmyheart

[funnytwittertweets]

[sindri42]

Bees choose to live in the box where they know damn well that a large fraction of the honey will periodically be removed, instead of simply leaving that place like they are perfectly able to do, because the human box comes with an invulnerable titan to guard them against all threats. The bees consider the payment offered to this colossal mercenary to be a pretty good deal.

[intjint]

Bees know about supply and demand

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Protection money

[stitch-n-time]

Protection honey

[slowlyshytheorist]

My good people, I give you: Amatonormativity.

[small-strong-bookish-butch]

Transcript (with spaces added for accessibility):

“You and this perfect person, who you’ve never met before, to come out of nowhere, fit into your life perfectly, complete you, and make you whole for the first time in your life, like your mother did for me.”

And even though what he said sounds sweet and whatever, the way it manifested to my seven-year-old self is, “If you are not with someone, you are broken. If you are not with someone, you are incomplete. If you are not with someone, you are not whole.”

And that’s not just something that my dad made me feel, that’s something that we as a society for the last 40 years has made every single child feel. Every Disney prince has a princess, every princess has a prince, and every television show or movie always has a character in it that doesn’t want to be in a relationship. They’re happy with who they are. But guess what, by the end of the series? They were wrong! They were wrong for wanting to be alone, the fucking idiot!

It’s all to do with love. Everyone needs someone. And when you raise children in that world, where everything points towards love, when you’ve raised them for 18 fucking years, when you become an adult for the first time in your late teens and early 20’s, we’re so terrified.

We’re so trying to be an adult that some of us will take the wrong person, the wrong jigsaw, and force them into our jigsaws anyway. I’m going to force this fucking person into our lives because it’s much better to have something than nothing.

Then five years later, you’re stood looking at this jigsaw you don’t recognize, being like, “Ah! There’s a fucking cunt in the middle of this!” And in that moment, you have a very, very difficult question to ask yourself. Do I admit the last five years of my life have been a waste? Do I waste the rest of my life?

My generation has become so obsessed with starting the rest of their lives that they give up the one that they’re currently living. We have romanticized the idea of romance, and it is cancerous. People are more in love with the idea of love than they are with the person they are with. The worst thing you can do with your life is to spend it with the wrong human being.

[afeelgoodblog]

I’m not crying you’re crying

[sasquapossum]

Every once in a while, technology does good things. It does things that resonate with us as *humans*, not machines or abstractions. I love stories like this.

[shesmydoct0r]