Just A Guy With A Boomerang

I can't believe jesus called me a dick

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[brandneweyescd]

rb to explode

[mi--corazon]

[butch--dan]

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[myspace]

pov: it’s 2007

[fladurblegon]

love BDSM ( buying dumb sht for myself )

[reallyfunnyreallycool-deactivat]

the bros only one click away

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[animentality]

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[catchymemes]

She takes her wishes very seriously.

[goth-queen]

love her

[dajo42]

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

[dajo42]

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

I saw this post on the Wikipedia

[greenbloods]

CANCEL george rr martin for being directly responsible for 1) a Bowl of Mac and Cheese esque YA book titles 2) insufferable people saying "oh you sweet summer child" in comment sections across the web and 3) "the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep" sigma phonk edits

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

din djarin, after being given a new honda civic by the cops: "come on son, gotta illegally mod the shit out of this IMMEDIATELY"