There's no poetry in my soul

human. cynic. echelon. atheist. flirt. black sheep. student. girl. opheliac. listener. teenager. nerd. romantic. translator. lunatic. girlfriend. glutton. introvert. paranoiac. dreamer. vampire. tease. daughter. teacher. killjoy. freak. bookworm. melancholiac. philosopher. angel. pacifist. egomaniac. friend. writer. sceptic. bibliomaniac. hedonist. punk. sister. observer. sinner. individualist. lover. coward. heliophile. perfectionist. intellectualist. slut. glossophile. realist. loner. procrastinator. addict. believer. geek. hermit. misfit. plaything. prima donna. rocker. scatter-brain. wanderer. audiophile. harlot.

[noparrish]

i like it when you sleep, for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it.

[mjalti]

get you a man who can do both? ..show me a man who can do one (1) thing correctly…

[mymodernmet]

[delgrosso]

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

[iv-fischer]

my workout routine: - jumping to conclusions

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

[babygoatsandfriends]

[witchysticks-deactivated2017010]

*cis voice* idk like, I feel like using they for a singular person just brings out my sudden and previously nonexistent strict adherance to prescriptive linguistics but maybe it’s just me

[818181archive-deactivated201902]

i brought you my bullets, you brought me your love + last lines

[maladyofdreaming]

You know me now. I’m only good at beginnings.

[onlytwitterpics]

[my-teen-quote]

In honor of October 3rd

[beautiful-lie93]

me: *sees dog*

me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

[leightum]

DAMN.

[beautiful-lie93]

every episode of catfish

nev on the phone with a catfish: it's time you guys met

catfish: no

nev: come on just do it

catfish: yeah okay ill see you tomorrow

[liloury-deactivated20180113]

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

[bleutempete]

Dog logic