It's Got To Be Black & White For A Start

[modellove]

[thursday]

[fairytaleslayer]

adulthood is realizing joey was the sweet guy and ross is a dick

[ammit420]

chillin wit one hand in my shorts not sexually jus coolin

[its-tuesday-again]

[qcrip]

[image caption: nasa logo with the text replaced to read “HOUSTON I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS”]

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

[astroyalty]

Ummmm so can we talk about how important it is to reassure young girls everywhere that developing feelings for your girl best friend isn’t wrong or voyeuristic. It’s normal. It’s fine. You’re not dirty and you shouldn’t feel guilt.

[staraptor]

“everyone dies alone” is such bs we all die with the friendly living bacteria on our skin that takes care of us and woukd Never leave us. ok

[pochowek]

Nobody dies a virgin because the friendly living bacteria on your skin just crawls up your bootyhole

[staraptor]

[blackfairypresident]

when you say welfare recipents should be drug tested youre saying “i think drug addicts dont deserve to eat or live.” it really doesnt matter if most welfare recipients are drug addicts or not (which btw, they arent.) they still deserve help you are fucking cruel if you think drug addicts like being addicted and just want the state to support their habit.

[kweendestiny]

[aidashakur]

[hollywoodsocialite]

this is truly modern art, three assistive touch icons, pixelated from the amount of screenshots, probably thrown through some shitty android as well, about an event that was merely hours ago. amazing.

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

I'm ready to stop realizing things

[techtvhottie]

[pixelins]

today i saw a bee flying off with a flower?

[fiomori]

[bulletproofstreet]

Me: *ships a harmless gay ship*

The Straights: um that will never happen

The Straights: *ship a girl with her abuser because they're misreading blatant fear as sexual tension*

The Straights: yes good

[loggednightmares]

*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*

[09-30-19]

I feel so attacked because accuracy.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you know, some people seem to think it’s ironic that captain america, the embodiment of patriotism, the avatar of our nation, is a sad grandpa who’s terrible at following orders. me, i think it’s perfectly apt.

especially the part where a cynical old blond man with ties to russian kleptocracy and international fascism tried to use him to do their dirty work, and he went rogue instead, metaphorically shooting the double bird to the power brokers all the while.

oh, and something about busting a black friend, a disabled friend, and an immigrant friend out of jail in the next movie. that also.

[failure-artist]

There was a Captain America movie with Trump?

[jumpingjacktrash]

yes and he was defeated by a fed-up black man so fingers crossed

[weloveshortvideos]

Lime Green Honda

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: Will the owner of the lime green Honda please come to the front desk.”

2: “Are my lights on?”

1: “No, I just wanted to see what you looked like. [stifled laughter] Dude, your car is fucking ugly.”

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

nice okay we’re off to a good start

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

banksy’s family found this article

[onlyblackgirl]

Why old people so mad.

[witchtimez]

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.

But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

[decrystallize]

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-

Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-

Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now

[lotad]

“laughfulable”