no bones about it

Rachel/Female/Aro-Ace/27/she-her pronouns. The world is full of sad things. I hope I can fill this space with happiness 😄

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[zhenimazek]

lovebug… we lvoe.. the bug… it’s so simple! yet so beuatiful

[pansyfemme]

when i was born they injected me with a big scary needle and made me have every mental illness ever and the only cure is music and weed and vibrators

[syrenki]

"retiring for the evening" is a very useful concept lol we should be free to say "i'm not gonna be chatting anymore tonight" without then having to pretend to be asleep. if we ever talk and you say goodnight don't stress it if i see you online later hahahahah

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

[uncannyzuck]

This meme's still relevant I'm sure

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

all boys do is listen to acid rock and stare directly into a flashlight 

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

its working

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

i can feel it working

[trans-yllz]

I think a pet deposit is stupid but at least its a stupid I can understand you know. like sure a pet could cause more damage so extra "in case of damage" money is owed. whatever. at least I have a chance of getting it back. but pet rent is bonkers crazy. like no the amount of rent thats due is what the rent is. my cat isn't like raising property tax. normal rent isn't even calculated by number of people living in the house. you can't raise the rent when an extra person moves in. what. "pet rent". what the hell are you talking about. you sound insane. its a bunny rabbit

[caats]

[ottisbuns]

Post that also work from the perspective of the cat.

[boxell]

one of my biggest non-sexual fantasies is to have like, a little place to curl up below someone while they work or whatever. I really like enclosed spaces and I really like being in close proximity to people while they do things so something like this (poorly done with my finger) ↓↓↓

under someone's desk would fix me. napping and reading and resting and just hanging out down there. id love it so much.

[kat]

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

[kat]

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Angrypennies

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

[iasipscreenshots]

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage