Bedrock? Bats? Yeah.

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[maykrlime]

What if you wanted to look at Minecraft posts but God said:

[maykrlime]

[calebwittebane]

i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

[calebwittebane]

his touy

[oh-hools]

i mean she's kind of cute

[maddierussell04]

This minecraft short comic called "A strange Coast" made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.

It understands minecraft so perfectly and doesn't treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.

And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.

[herobrines-gay-stepdad]

yeah ok thats probably the biggest "fuck you" of a spawn point ive ever gotten

[herobrines-gay-stepdad]

At least buy me dinner first, damn

[neovagina-evangelion]

how it feels finding a cool base location in minecraft

[fionacle]

[fagmonarch]

i have decided to do a poll for fun because of a video im watching while im eating

What major update version did you start playing Minecraft?

1.0 (Structures + new biome generation)

1.1 (Spawn eggs + superflats)

1.2 (New world height + zombie sieges)

1.3 (Trading + new creative mode menu)

1.4 (The Wither + Command blocks)

1.5 (New redstone blocks)

1.6 (Horses + updated launcher + resource packs)

1.7 (New terrain generation + new biomes + commands)

1.8 (New mapmaking commands + Spectator mode)

1.9 (Combat overhaul)

1.10 (Polar bears + structure blocks)

See results / see next poll for 1.10+ versions

Voting ended onApr 29, 2024

for those curious i started playing during 1.6!! i played the demo worlds of the game on the minecraft.net website before my parents bought it for me

[fagmonarch]

part two!!

What major update version did you start playing Minecraft?

1.11 (NBT tag changes + Woodland Mansions)

1.12 (Updated coloured blocks + Hotbar saving in creative)

1.13 (Oceans and fishing mass revamp)

1.14 (Pillagers + new functional blocks)

1.15 (Bees)

1.16 (Nether overhaul + netherite)

1.17 (HUGE cave overhaul)

1.18 (Cave overhaul continued + Overworld gen revamp)

1.19 (Deep dark + Mangrove swamps + Allays)

1.20 (Trail ruins + The Sniffer + Cherry groves)

See poll results / I don't play Minecraft

Voting ended onApr 29, 2024

please 🔁 for a larger sample size!!

[fagmonarch]

POLL PART 3 FOR YOU ALPHA AND BETA BITCHES

*Ahem* If you didn't play Minecraft during release versions, when did you start?

Classic

Indev

Infdev

Alpha

Beta

See poll results / I started playing in release versions

Voting ended onApr 29, 2024

REBLOG THIS ONE THIS IS MORE FAIR

[megabuild]

i hope they never fix the minecraft glitch that causes you to beat the shit out of your dick whenever you get into bed

[megabuild]

idk if its a minecraft thing or a replay mod thing i dont care whoever is responsible please never get rid of it

[megabuild]

I want every family friendly minecraft youtuber to suffer when theyre rendering nice cinematic shots for videos and their sad little blocklet is forced to wack off face up shaders on

[keepsyuwild]

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

[stinkystarboy]

I love this post bc mutuals will reblog this and itll be like. 3 posts from the top

[mothmansjuicymetalass]

Superflat world

[goldenhawk18550]

This was the first post I saw hopping on, looks like I'm diving in deep

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

You logged off in a lava pool

[dr-john09]

Steve Summoning Herobrine

Herobrine: ?????

[squish--squash]

me when I'm caving in minecraft and hear minecraft:ambient.cave

[glyphsmash]

you are fucking died. game oval.

[quaintpanic]

[kaijuno]

Goes into your house and does this with your windows

[isotopegirl-deactivated20240730]

[waddei]

my son who i hate

[waddei]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[cold-red-venom]

Hamborghini...

[kingdeath000]

[waddei]

my son who i hate