[beebebe]

haha what if i got back on here after being gone for a million years and becoming a person who is obsessed with completely different things would that be funny or

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

magneto is actually so so chill for a guy who can throw buses at people. if i could throw buses at people i would never not be throwing buses at people

[straycatj]

Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

[soranatus]

SINNERS By comic artist, Rombutan

[threedollarsdotcom]

caught you with hope in your eyes yesterday cut that shit out

[muzzlesbian]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Do you condemn the enemy?

I hate them so

[geat-26]

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2006

[corvid-ia]

[homuras]

choso ☆ episode 37

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

When you put your sims to bed and it fast forwards and the stray animals you interacted with once let themselves into your house

[strawbamby]

[glisteringlord]

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[straycatj]

本日木花庵にて 焼き海苔一袋を盗んだうえ、包装を破壊し一部を無断で食した罪で、小さい猫一匹が逮捕されました。

犯猫は、朝メシがなんだか少ない気がして食い物を探した、そこに海苔があることは知っていたと証言しており、計画的な犯行であったことが明らかになっています。また犯猫は同時に、最近刺激が足りないのでこれはサービスだと訴えているものの、即座に罰則が適用されることになりました。

Today, a small cat had caught for the crime to steal a pack of nori, break it and eat some without permission. The criminal cat says he feels his breakfast was less than usual and has known there are some packs of nori, so the crime is planned one. Furthermore, the criminal cat says there is no stimulation in these days so it was a service. But he has gotten a penalty.