Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

she/her

[ruinedchildhood]

[stream]

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[socialistexan]

[nadjasnandor]

Interview with the Vampire | What We Do in the Shadows

[televisiongifs]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-) 1x01 “Pilot”

[aquarines]

sam is literally never beating the "possessed by lestat" rumours

[once-delight]

This is what we in game design call "emergent gameplay" only the swifties doesn't know that they're playing

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!

The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.

This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.

Here is a short and easy video showing this in action

The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.

You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.

If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!

I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.

If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

[persimnon]

this tweet has been on my mind for several days because god they’re so right

[nocontextlestat-deactivated2025]

[charliewrites99]

"Mr Lester the Lion Court, as a 200 year old vampire you must have have been privy to many changes in our society, so how do you experiance the implementation of daylight savings time?"

"I am a creature of the night. Daylight is of no importance to me."

"So you are pale by choice not because you are french?"

"People would sacrifice their first born to get my complexion."

"How much was your decision to become a vampire influnced by financial contributions of big toothpaste?"

"How dare- I am not destitute"

[sleevebuscemii]

my favorite thing about jacob anderson and sam reid is that jacob anderson is married with a child and has a second career as a respected musician and sam reid is a 37 year old vaping bachelor with a helix piercing who has recently emerged into peak hotness and slutability. and they’re bffls.

[sleevebuscemii]

my favorite thing about eric bogesian and assad zaman is that eric bogesian is a ‘you need to put a brass pipe in this prop box of crack. people in the 70s smoked crack with brass pipes. trust me.’ seasoned cultural icon and assad zaman is a green passionate artsy theater kid following him around telling him how much their tv show characters are gonna fuck in the future.

[fahye]

trent crimm, at the annual queer silver fox journalist-turned-biographic-writer meetup: lads, I am having SUCH a year. daniel molloy: oh. oh are you really.

[notkatniss]

louis come here have you met the helpful young woman trapped inside my tablette, mademoiselle Siri

[midnights-dragon]

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

[sheisraging]

Screaming about it until the end of time.

[bowieandqueen11]

Eric Bogosian really got to say the line ‘You can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs’ and then f*cked off to become a vampire. I stan an icon.

[sheisraging]

This was absolutely hilarious.