BeelzelBrat

Yo, yo, yo, name's Beelzel, bitch, 23 damn long and painful winters old, book whore, fanfic writer. I have obsessions I can't cure, I love role-playing! HMU! Also, check out my fanfics. Together, they create the bible of hell I base my beliefs upon. Also please kindly fuck the hell off my blog if you are under 21 years of age. 💖 I am our lord and savior Satan! 💖 https://archiveofourown.org/users/BeelzelBrat

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

[ultimatesue]

Mama, I don’t wanna die.

I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.

[multimedia-maniac]

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[penguicorns-are-cool]

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

[charlignon]

Also do NOT append "12ft.io/" before a URL ! Typing an URL like this https://12ft.io/<URL> will redirect to a site that would break the display of the page by removing the paywall !

[cinoclexity]

Honestly it's kind of prohibited to mash CTRL+P before some paywall windows can load in to get a PDF of the article. Really shouldn't be done tbh very dangerous🤷🏿‍♂️ ❌️

[genericpuff]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

It's also really bad to disable JavaScript so it can't unload everything and pull up a blocker before you can read the article.

[ramen8008]

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

[swagvo1d]

[bulkhummus]

its a long journey to erid

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[alexxuun]

Fist my bump!

Wait until you hear about fist me…

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

do you think this anti vs proship stupid ass discourse will one day become less popular... like people have to get tired at some point

if people continue being childish — especially newer, younger people who are new to fandom (looking at tiktok) and can't separate fiction from reality — then unfortunately I don't think the debate is going anywhere. eventually those people may get tired of it, sure, but there will always be newcomers who think 1. fiction is reality 2. the world revolves around them and their personal feelings / preferences are laws

[vllevalo]

EDWARD NORTON as THE NARRATOR

FIGHT CLUB (1999) dir. David Fincher

[fiqhtclub]

every time im scrolling through pinterest and i see either one of these pics i have to like Pause for a second. i cannot comprehend these being real images just casually available on the internet

[teki-s]

kskfksjjkasdsk

[balo-badartist]

I really loved season 4! My fav part was Thragg ngl, I want to wife him up. I just wish our boy Mark could catch a break

[crabussy]

great

[fn300v2]

Not a good one Flambae, try again.