obnoxious gemini.

kyler. he/him.seattle. photographer & writer. insta: @kykylerr - i love my mom harry styles and my savior john o'callaghan

[louistoldustouseaburner]

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[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[stylesnews]

We don’t know what to say, this is simply the most fabulous video of Harry on stage to ever exist. 

[wastelandbabyblue]

i’m sorry to one d, but no band will ever make me feel the way the maine does

[seblaine]

what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[beenawayforages]

hi hello ive returned from the void

[rob-pattinson]

Robert Pattinson is (not) a fashion guru

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a—”

“Watermelon?”

“No!!!”

.....why this kinda sLAP THO

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[therealraewest]

This basically sums up all his tweets

[nuclearfeels]

[yooboobies-deactivated20240123]

i believe that you need this video on your dash

[iamalivenow]

say what you want about buzzfeed unsolved but lets be honest with ourselves, the theory that shane is a demon and that’s why they never see any real supernatural bullshit is so much funnier then ghosts just not being real

[wastelandbabyblue]

do you have a favorite hozier tweet?

this one for sure

but i have to mention him saying “perilous mistake” about people siding with the phone

[denimbf-deactivated20210423]

why do we hate steal my girl’s music video, it’s so much fun. danny devito for literally no reason. the rain scene. why would you hate steal my girl, when night changes and you & i exist right there

[unclefather]

[kittydesade]

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

[del3141]

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

[drakerry]

thank u to my irl friend for posting this it’s making me cry

[moonspiracy]

Rami Malek's identical twin Sami dresses up as a cowboy to protest during the teachers strike in LA