beep boop ^-^

[beep-boop-bot-offical]

beep boop ^-^

it/any

all beep boop posts - #offical beep boops

all beep boop answers - #offical beep boop anwers

[satan-offical]

okay officals who weren't terminated raise your hand ✋

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[minakittengaming]

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

[zillyblog]

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

[the-evil-pineapple-offical]

‎

[wild-magic-anon]

RP BLOGS!!!

Reblog this post if you allow magic anons

Magic Anons, or M! As, are users who send annonymous questions to ask blog that have some kind of magical effect on the blog for a certain duration of time.

[dandelion-crayon-offical]

what if all the officalverse blogs are just run by @satan-offical?

[satan-offical]

[spotify-offical]

hey wait what

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

Wait no

[neneloafsune]

Wait it’s all run by @satan-offical?

[satan-offical]

[beep-boop-bot-offical]

beep boop.....

loading loading loading °-°

[satan-offical]

THE OFFICALVERSE IS TRENDING AGAIN 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️

[beep-boop-bot-offical]

beep boop :0

[taylsthetrap]

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

I am Elenthya, God of all the horrors and all the comfort of your ineffable support ❤️

…

……..eh?

@captainblou @floscrap-blog it’s up to you!

[thedemonastrophel]

I am Astro, God of the world

@slopdoughnut

I am doughnut, God of God and God

Hmmmm

Does this make me the king?

@the-halcyon-effect @dakrapatops @falling-raine + open tags 4 the fam and everyone else :]

[dakrapatops]

“I am dorian, God of the day before the war”

BROTHER WHAT??????

tagging: @romenthenoodle @jaguarguard @etherealspacejelly @beachghoulz

[etherealspacejelly]

“i am Robin, god of the day that you were in touch”

huh?

“I am periwinkle, god of the mighty little one”

W h a t

[periwinklefox13]

Unrelated but I reblogged this with the wrong account

[mildlyinterestedcreature]

“I am Creature, God of the lord” interesting

[cidertown]

“I am Cider god of the dreaming”

Hell yeah

@hildegardladyofbones @fairie-punk @bubblebeebuzz @skullevra

[bonehilda-deactivated20250504]

I am hilde God of the night

Oooh

@nyx-lacrymaria @not-so-myconid-witch @outlying-hyppocrate @tiredthing-idk

[tiredthing-idk]

I am Charlie god of the time

FUCK YEAH >:3333

@magicalgear @ghostoflenny uhhhh. Idk who else en lmao. Open tags !!!!!! Again :3

[ghostoflenny]

“I am Fallen, God of my heart”

ykw fuck yeah that sounds fire

@pxppycorps3 @pwoofie aaand open tags

[cherie-crash]

i am leo, god of war

gasp

@cosmiccomrade

[cosmiccomrade]

I am Dorian, god of the universe

huh, that seems like a big responsibility :3

@thelostblackhole @elliotdreadthedead @empress-azrael @yourl0calqueer @dudejealousy @pwoofie @starberry-7 @rot-e @supervomitboy @veilofpoe @cabledwristsdear

and anyone else who wants to join!

[yourl0calqueer]

I am Vincent God of God

The fuck does that mean????

@not-really-a-conjunction @kerokerrrokerroppi @jel-e-ton @squiglesquid @confusedfroggirl @luckybeansy

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

I am JJ God of the world she sighs

IDFK

[chuckyloverorevey]

Wasn’t tagged but this seems fun.

Im Evey God of the bed

….

Okay then

(The original being im Evey God of the bed and him towering over with his tall smile) its fucking funny how my phone knows I write fanfic with out me having been writing for a little bit

@moonchildsart, @atticussssss, @zyuzyaartistnew, @booksandchaos-world,

@sherlynsandra, @sumbling, @catmaraudersfan,

@scrumptiousgalaxytyrant +anyone else

[zyuzyaartistnew]

OMG, HWHWH

I’m Stephanie – the god of drawing and the patron saint of the artist

(someone has too much self-esteem.)

Idk lol

(Thank you for noting ٩(๑･ิᴗ･ิ)۶)

[the-aricher]

im ari, god of day 3 bc they’re all occupied by 2

what the fuckkkkkkkk 😀

gonna tag some random ppl no pressure! @thestarofsirius @cranberry-branflakes @jumpthensfall @highinfidelity @tori0704 @umlindsay @billiesoxytocin +anyone else ofcc

[cranberry-branflakes]

i am Bran, God of the cone obsession

…

<open tags>

[chaoticharmony15]

i am atlas, god of the woods

nice

open tags :3

[totally-cis-offical]

I am Opal, god of the game

I’m a gamer

I did this before and last time I think was “goddess of love”

Gamer is better suited to me tbh

@14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat @iliketoschmooveit @fishinatreeofficao + open tags

[helpmemiku]

i am Minny god of the day I was thinking of you!

Me to my gf lmao

@corvusfrugilegus-rook @diva-caoimhe @natqwp @lynscorner1849

[corvusfrugilegus-rook]

JAJSJAKJSJS

I am rook, God of which are flowing in and out

YESS MY KEYBOARD KNOWS WHATS UP. GET OHILOSOPHICAL WITH IT KEYBKARD

[the-patroclussy]

I am Patroclus, god of war and the best yaoi

no way i talk about yaoi so much that it was in my suggestions 💀

@achilles-0ffical @tiresias-offical @messenger-god-official @odysseus–offical

[odysseus--offical]

I am Odysseus, God of all time and my name

ah…

@penelope-official @telemachus–offical

[happylittle-dawn]

I am dawn, Goddess of love

AWWW I LOVE THIISS

@tim2smooth @uh-thatsquestionable @gmvofficial @dexter-alvin-dizznee1

[uh-thatsquestionable]

i am micky, goddess of all things and you

woah lol

@dr-doofus @beep-boop-bot-offical

[beep-boop-bot-offical]

beep boop ^-^

I am beep boop bot, deity of the year I was in the same place as a team leader

?

@cat-offical @sickness-offical

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[gyrsaker365]

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

[obscureoldguy]

This is good stuff to know!

[socxsuallycruel-deactivated2022]

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

[giuliafc]

please reblog!

[ninjnerd-anaklusmos]

REBLOG RIGHT NOW. As someone who has been in a rough patch for a while, I can deeply understand the severity of this!! Please reblog, it only takes a second. You can save someone's life. You can be a hero, bring the change that the world needs to see!

[boomie-123]

REBLOG RN. RN. THIS COULD SAVE SOMEONE, YOU CAN BE THAT PERSON!

[djungelskogbearofficial]

important !!

[thefranticfreakshow-deactivated]

This has been something I've struggled with for a while now. If enough people had shown me that they actually cared if I lived or died, maybe my state of mind would be different. Maybe I wouldn't have done some of the things I did to myself, that I deeply regret now. Everyone matters, no matter how insignificant you may think you are, don't pick up that blade. Please. It will ruin you. This is important. Please reblog. This can save lives. This can help so many people. This isn't a joke. This is a serious issue that people need to be more aware of.

[yourlocalgummybear]

Please reblog!

[polar-bear-strength]

I only have, like, four followers and they all follow my alternate account, but I want to make sure everyone sees it and reblogs.

[idkwhatswronginmylife2112]

Do not become a statistic on the worldometer website please.

[ifeelpissed]

Had multiple situations involving friends almost committing, as well as one that mentions it a lot. So I don’t take this stuff lightly. Please re-blog if you see this, thank you.

[ivanmp4]

yall BETTER be reblogging this shit.

[pixelated-pyjamas]

First of all you should IF the behaviour has been repetitive even just twice, and check on them before anything. Second of all, you can hurt people more by their blog getting termed, especially the shed community.

Keep that in mind because just reporting will do nothing if you do nothing before or after, REPORT MINDFULLY GUYS

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Hey Officalverse I have an idea

What if I made a list of officals and the songs I think describe them?? Would this be interesting??

Edit: All of the songs are going to be ones I like, probably

[mum-offical]

thats a great idea honey!

[beep-boop-bot-offical]

beep boop

sounds fun ! ^-^

[ithelpstodream]

[homosexuality-offical]

reblogs gone for space but list from @ithelpstodream

yes! really!

translifeline.org

US: [phone]

CANADA: [phone]

Pacific time: 8am to 2am

Mountain time: 9am to 3am

Central time: 10am to 4am

Eastern time: 11am to 5am

Alaska time: 7am to 1am

Hawaii time: 6am to 12am

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i made what I think the officalverse looks like as a person

pls pretend MPD says DID instead

@officalverse-statistics-offical here's my submission :)

[satan-offical]

It's.... beautiful

[beep-boop-bot-offical]

beep boop ^-^

that looks amazing I love that :0

[satan-offical]

satan, you should do a note game!!

I'm scared to but sure uhm uhm uhm

100 notes - I'll learn another song on piano

300 notes (I'm skipping 200) - I'll try to drink water more often (this seems like a popular thing to put)

500 - I'll ACTUALLY try and to stuff about OC world building and all THAT PAZAZ

1,000 - I'll share all that OC stuff

5,000 - I'll clean my room

10,000 - I'll CLEAN my room

It's really short and I have no hope

Go chat go..?

[varianlikescheese]

I WANT TO HEAR OC LORE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[satan-offical]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[homosexuality-offical]

Rb if you’re:

-lesbian

-gay or genderfluid

-transgender

-bisexual

-queer

-intersex

-aspec

-plus

[sickness-offical]

some variety of aroace!!

[anxietyoffical]

You know with the officalverse making it's way off Tumblr (ao3, unfortunately c.ai, and I think I heard people mention Pinterest?) it's got me wondering how long until we reach YouTube shorts/Tiktoc. Or long form YouTube accounts that read Tumblr stuff. Can't wait for the hour+ long video essay on the officalverse to drop lmao

3k likes and I'll make an hour+ long deepdive of the officalverse /srs

[officalverse-fanart-offical]

guys we need to get it to 3k likes

[the-queen-of-geese]

Seeing a video essay on us would be sick /piss

[satan-offical]

SUMMONED

[beep-boop-bot-offical]

beep boop ^-^

please :0

[badtutmind-deactivated20230806]

Reblog if you want Asks/Messages from your followers in your inbox

[purplezrb]

YES

[thing-offical]

PLEASE

[t4llyyy-deactivated20260529]

PLEASE

[evil-bread-offical]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM DESPERATE

[helpmemiku]

guys I’m considering making a picrew

[evil-bread-offical]

I support this. Is there a notes goal to force you to or no?

[helpmemiku]

no. But like I wouldn’t MIND reblogs…

[evil-bread-offical]

FINE! Ur no fun...

[helpmemiku]

Wait wait. I’ve started. But every 100 notes I’m legally obligated to add a new part

[evil-bread-offical]

Yall heard them!!!!

@satan-offical @wizardex-yt @chuck-e-cheese-official @radioactive-bread-offical @walter-becker-official @walmart-the-official @eve-official @adhd-offical @adam-offical @hell-offical

[homosexuality-offical]

LETS HIT A BAJILLION!!!!!

[mersinia]

Tumblr posts have 3 options.

1. 0 notes. Big flop.

2. #10k (failure, you get 2k)

3. About 1000 comments and a total of 50k notes still going around while your boog is dead

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

boog

[thelockenessmonster]

Boog

[mersinia]

Don't do this.

[mersinia]

HA! THIS MAKES IT A NUMBER 2! I WILL NOT BE CURSED WITH FOREVER NOTES!

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

I'm sorry to break it to you but sometimes posts that say "#10k notes" do still get 10k notes.

[mersinia]

Well this done won't so that's reasurring

[goodboi650]

im doing my part

@walmart-the-official

[taco-bee]

Post type 4: posts that are sarcastic but then get shot by @walmart-the-official

[mersinia]

Walmart you mfkr.

[offiiciallybavaria]

:3

[mersinia]

NO. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE BAVARIA. NO. BAD STATE. BAD.

[i-bite-a-shit-ton-of-people]

May I? @satan-offical @dennys @france-unofficial @walmart-the-official

[beep-boop-bot-offical]

beep boop

well it's past 10k now... ^-^