Beepkitty

30 // pan // poly // plural // villain

[lysithea-dais]

nice going PILOT, you did an excellent and NORMAL job in that battle for your Handler. you fought like a PERSON. i cant wait for you to get back to base so i your Handler can pay you in a WAGE and you get to go back to the barracks to sleep in a HUMAN bed

#mechnothing #mechequity #nothingplay

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[lycanidaze]

BELLY NIP IMPLANTS ARE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PIC BELOW CUT)

[CW - Mild blood, sutures. Paragraphs below also talk about the procedure]

It is official!! After many moneys and time, we have silicone belly nip implants. Yes this is real.

To start, we were anxious at first, but as soon as we looked down and saw and felt the new additions to our form... Instant euphoria. It's been such a mood boost all night. Can't stop looking at them. Can't wait to watch them heal!!!; AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The procedure/mod itself : They are six, 5/16", half-dome, silicone beads. The artist (Body Mods by Shawn,) creates an incision, a pocket under the skin, inserts the implant, and closes it all back up. It's hard to truly see them right now since our stomach is very swollen and will be for a while. Even after they aren't swollen, they will settle and become more pronounced over time. In 2 weeks we will get the sutures removed.

The artist (and accompanying staff) was so so awesome and assuring. Receptive and talkative the whole way through, genuinely interested and excited, overall a great experience. We briefly explained alterhumanity to them and they were accepting and eager to work on the project! It was so relieving they were so non-judgemental off the bat, having already assumed we were a furry and getting it for aesthetic reasons.

In the future, when we are certain it is healed and set, we will find a tattoo artist to color them realistically.

We will continue to post updates as long we're able! Any questions are very encouraged - we're so excited x""D

[skeletortilla]

[nanadouken]

Fuck you *installs puppy on your robot*

[manga-and-stuff]

Source: Eden: It's an Endless World! エデン

by Hiroki Endo

[wired-for-weird]

man if i could shapeshift the stimming potential would be Unlimited

[wired-for-weird]

and the masturbation? fuckin phenomenal

[wired-for-weird]

wow this one really resonated with you lot huh

[animatedtext]

[an-ambient-girl]

via @glass--beach

[rowantula]

neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here

the humble potato:

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @polygarnstars

aint that what tv show from the 2000s

text: Autistic Transgender Robot

[moghedien]

YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION

[moghedien]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[persisting]

hi, i’m your local laid off discord employee, here to talk about exactly how safe it may or may not be to talk about Political Activism on discord. my credentials here are that i was a senior member of discord’s trust & safety team, which is the team that handles bans, legal investigations, and legal compliance. (my speciality was in child safety, anti-grooming, and taking down CSAM, but i also worked occasionally in low level terrorism issues and assisted that team in investigations.) i also know most of the people still working there in these capacities.

the tldr and most important thing to know is: i do not recommend you plan, discuss plans, or use any kind of hyperbolic (or not) language about violence to government officials or anyone in that vicinity on discord. please use signal instead.

a discord trust & safety employee is technically able to see any message you’ve sent under your account, going all the way back to the beginning of your account. unless you have manually deleted a message, it is viewable to a tns employee. now: it is a tremendous part of being on a tns team that we did NOT invade user privacy without cause. cause was usually: another user reported something you said, and we thought the reported message indicated you might be doing something elsewhere that was illegal (for example: a user says “i’m talking to this girl but she’s in high school lol.” i would then try to find evidence as to whether or not there was a child safety issue there. in this example, we’d require clear admission of age from both the user and the alleged high school girl, and then clear evidence of sexual talk between them, and go from there.) finding evidence required looking though all of that user’s messages.

most of the tns team, as i know them, are pretty resolute about not going further in looking than would be needed for action. most of the tns team that i still speak to is very much on the side of blue. your general conversations are probably perfectly safe, and we were very good at figuring out quickly if someone has reported you maliciously. i don’t believe you need to worry too much about your porn and fanfic and all that.

HOWEVER: reported content must be investigated, and discord can, and has been, legally subpoenaed to turn over user information. again, this has nominally been in Very Evil cases (CSAM and grooming, school shooting threats, murder admissions, etc.) but that could change, either at the federal level, or at the discord policy level. discord, like any social media company, could easily be pressured or forced into taking on different internal policies that could get you in serious trouble if you are organizing violent or “illegal” resistance. if that happens, there is a scenario where this incoming administration is given access to your messages.

again: please do not organize your political or social resistance on discord from now on. please use signal to ensure your maximum safety. do not panic if you have already talks about things on discord: you can easily delete your messages, and that WILL remove from an employee’s view. do that and use signal from now on.

stay safe. i love you. 💕

[bearsockz]

there is no place at my table for those who wish harm upon my family

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[nattousan]

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

[nattousan]

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

[beepkitty]

Hey, will we ever get to see more art of your synth kitty? I'm asking because I think she's fucking awesome.

here have some beepkitty, plus an exo for good measure :3

(art by strype (1,2,4) and zerospanda (3))

[beepkitty]

booppuppy when?

oh honey thats

yeah thats very much a thing nowadays lol

i swear you get bit by a werewolf Fucking ONCE...

(art by strype)