Bees are bad kissers

Unhinged Bisexual Swamp Witch and Purveyor of Memes

[beesarebadkissers]

Great news!!!!!! I've decided I'm going to be okay!!!!!!!

[beesarebadkissers]

More great news!!!!!!! I've decided you're going to be okay too!!!!!!

[self-loving-vampire]

Feels like a really common thing for people to mistake someone being nice or polite for someone being spineless or unassertive.

Which is also how you get people who think they need to be "assholes" or lament that they are "too nice for their own good" when what they really need is to actually stand by their values and boundaries, which is a completely different thing.

[self-loving-vampire]

If someone gets it in their head that saying "no" to people is "asshole behavior" and therefore they need to be assholes sometimes that's going to twist how they approach their interpersonal relationships.

It's such an obviously false binary too. You can be the nicest person in the world and still say no to people.

[depsidase]

[were--ralph]

I wanted to see if there was a longer version of that Sabrina fortnite clip and im glad there is

[weltenwellen]

Franny Choi, from “Catastrophe is Next to Godliness”

[enchantedbook]

Artwork by Niall Grant

[hexagr]

Objects decay. Information decays. Let's periodically reiterate obvious concepts as a safety measure.

[schmilsson]

university websites should have information on them

[corneredanimal]

too radical

[deep-state-partisan]

[grimalditeuthis]

cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

[genericpuff]

public service announcement to every plus-sized person in the chat:

you don't owe anyone an explanation for your body or your health

being fat isn't a moral failing deserving of judgment

you don't owe anyone self-shame or weight loss just to be loved and accepted

your health isn't solely defined by your weight

you deserve proper healthcare that doesn't reduce you to a number on a scale

you deserve to take care of your health in whatever way you need without being judged for trying

life is too short to not enjoy good food

life is WAY too short to care what other people think

just because other people want you to feel bad for being fat doesn't mean you should

you deserve to feel sexy and beautiful in your body without being reduced to a fetish or told that you're fetishizing fatness

you deserve to take pride in your body without being accused of 'promoting unhealthy lifestyles'

you deserve to date whoever the hell you want without judgment

you deserve to love yourself and your body without being called vain

you deserve to take selfies and share pictures of yourself without people commenting on your body

you deserve to have standards for yourself and how you're treated

you deserve to do what makes you happy and healthy without others turning you into a political statement or a social martyr

you're allowed to have flaws and quirks and personality traits that aren't attributed to your weight

there is no such thing as a "perfect fat person" and you certainly aren't responsible for setting that example

you are loved and you deserve to exist without apology or explanation

the world is better with you in it and that is not up for debate

[the-haiku-bot]

the world is better

with you in it and that is

not up for debate

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

sometimes I feel kind of left out that the nerd guys at work do not acknowledge me as a person like at all but then when I listen to their conversations it’s like. the most insipid shit you’ve ever heard. I am not missing out on anything.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

usually they just kind of stand there and aimlessly recite random quotes back and forth from whatever piece of media they are discussing. and nothing else.

example dialogue:

guy 1: you know monty python and the holy grail?

guy 2: haha yeah! ‘it’s only a model!’

guy 3: ‘there are some who call me… tim!’

guy 4: ‘your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!’

[exchange continues for 30 more turns]

all:

[rienafoutre]

[ergo-lusus-naturae-deactivated2]

[rosieandthemoon]

By @coeykuhn

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i honestly stopped worrying about my writing being mistaken for AI because i honestly don’t think any program trained on the human conventions of the english language would actively choose the foul and grotesque deeds i force words to participate in on a regular basis

[morsaclizombi]