you can see the exact moment ally clocks the worthystreet yaoi potential before locking the fuck in to give the people what they want

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you can see the exact moment ally clocks the worthystreet yaoi potential before locking the fuck in to give the people what they want
I like to think Tyler figured out they’re all vampires his first week on the job. He’s lived in purpee all his life and weird shit happens there all the time. They’re not exactly subtle about it.
But he’s already got two Rolexes and a promotion out of it so he’s not about to say anything.
"Let me tell you what's been slowing us down. It's these pureblood suckhead motherfuckers up top. Yes, pureblood. The old fucks, all right? The ones who can't remember what it means to work for something."
The Reverend broke the masquerade. Archon of Clan Nosferatu, broke the masquerade by literally yelling that vampires are real. VR googles notwithstanding, one of the charged enforcers of the Camarilla broke their first rule.
And LaVonte had to fix it, and that he did. Yet, said Archon wanted to suck him dry. Said Archon was in no way chastised for literally putting their whole thing at risk AND NOW NANCY DANDERHOOF KNOWS VAMPIRES ARE REAL
The way LaVonte's moving in Purpee feels like him releasing an ambition of his that has been subdued by the institution of the Camarilla and vampiric elders. Those as the Archon that define what the kindred should be, how they should be, who they should submit to, and that they should submit at all.
In observing the elders' interactions with LaVonte in Ep. 1, he is treated as HJ's right-hand man, not seen for his own, and that's what the dynamic presents at. Perhaps because that is what they expect, and also what they demand of a childe to their sire. As they deliberate how to punish the coterie, LaVonte's undead life is literally threatened in a way that HJ's isn't. The Reverend apologizes (even in slight mockery) to HJ for taking him from the Rediron Tower but straight mocks LaVonte that maybe he'll find some tech guys in Purpee. It is patronizing and dare I add, racist.
So LaVonte wants his name on City Hall. In most business negotiations he says, "Worthy Industries" no Wingstreet. He wants something that is his own. He wants something to be seen, known, experienced, and for those that do to know it is his. He wants to be known that he is his.
is this a fucking safe space or what
"you can call me Miss Pac-Man. We're both round, we both love a little bow in our hair, and we both love to sleep with someone that looks just like us".
Nancy Danderhoof : Reporter for the Sunday Scoop
you poison me, i fall asleep, the prince wakes me with a kiss, blah blah blah
the rat walks away sort of swaying its hips swankily
Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?
Made this guy from my favorite Gerard Donelan comic
are those my only options
“do you ask HJ or LaVonte?” its giving which parent do you think is a sucker
fucks sake
god dammit
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
Maybe just take off the glasses!?
This spoke to my soul wth
I feel attacked.
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brennan character bleed creating enmity between vampires and leprechauns but drawing the line at astrology
Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot
Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry
Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n
It’s true and you should say it.
Я isnt R
Р isnt P
В isnt B
If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0
н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound
you mean, like, ня?
oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED
OH. GOD.
THATS SO FUNNY
zaeth: i need $20000 for a carriage
lavonte, with the specific energy of someone Rich and Haunted staring into a fireplace in an otherwise pitch black room: ….why
zaeth: im gonna give tina bunders a carriage ride :)
lavonte, no less haunted: done.
Imagine the terror of being Aaron Bow. Crouched in the darkness. Stalking your prey. You're undetected. You line up for the perfect shot...And then the tallest, most hulked-out man you have ever seen in your life whips around and snatches your bolt out of the air. His eyes and those of his companions reflect the moonlight like cats as they turn to look at you. He shouts that "you're FUCKING DEAD" and starts charging straight towards you in the darkness. He does this all in a giant chunky turtleneck.
He was cozycore 2 minutes ago with a mug of tea and now he is fully the Predator chasing someone through the woods. In a turtleneck. It really jarred me to see that beastial reaction from Mitch because I am so used to him being the quiet, gentle one of the coterie. Amazing and quick choice by Murph