Bleh

whats up gamers

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Pooping while on break = liberal cowardice

Waiting to poop after clocking in = anticapitalist radical action

[pragnificent]

Someone post that Elmo gif.

[utopian-star-deactivated2021101]

this one?

[pragnificent]

This one actually. 

[memories]

You ever just… yell about #pot of greed??

[pics-that-make-you-draw-2-cards]

[skeleslime-phantom]

Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

[sushinfood]

op do you accept constructive criticism

[skeleslime-phantom]

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

[sushinfood]

m i n t    s u c k 

[skeleslime-phantom]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE DISRESPECT MY MINTS

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

why can’t foot fetishists just google “feet pics” instead of asking people for them

[warframe]

strong candidate for worst reply to this post

[yesterdaysprint]

Oakland Tribune, California, April 14, 1935

[houshou]

[cricketoid]

@ people saying this is racist: every member of every boy band regardless of race look exactly the same

[such-justice-wow]

boy bands is the same

[wizardshark]

yeah okay thats fair

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

okay but they specifically brought up kpop groups and you can’t just put this comment in a vacuum and pretend that people dont say that all east asians look the same. they didnt mention boy bands specifically they mentioned kpop groups, also no the men in those bands dont all look the same, you’re just trying to find an excuse to be racist

[houshou]

I’m Korean you fucking idiot

[squishymoth]

You've heard of depression meals, now get ready for Depression Entertainment:

-The first minute of a buzzfeed video -Bad one hour documentaries like “The Ultimate Guide to Penny Pinching” -Finding your current music tiresome but refusing to listen to new music -“Let’s play Sim Ant episode 500” by gamerboy95 -at least 10 “Asmr INTENSE binaural ear cleaning” videos -Tumblr.hell Feel free to add your own additions

[goodnigth]

-children’s shows -going back and finding that one great scene from that one episode of that show you used to watch -vine complilations -the same page of a book for an hour before you give up

[wizardshark]

- plugging in your phone or 3ds and playing a game for 26 hours straight

[pi4nobl4ck]

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[glumshoe]

I’m suddenly laughing at the idea of a cliche noir detective story written in the brutally concise style of Hemingway.

A woman walked into my office. She had legs. I noticed her legs. “I have a problem. I need your help,” she said. They always said that. I knew her legs weren’t the problem. I hoped she might want my help with them anyhow.

[glumshoe]

“Can you pay?” I asked. Of course she could. Her shoes were worth more than my rent. She could pay. “I can pay,” she said. Her eyes were wet. I wondered if anything else was wet. Probably not. I am not handsome. Not since the war. She was looking at my scar. Lots of people do. Most look away. Not her. She did not look away. She looked at my scar and I looked at her legs. There were two of them. I liked that about her. I liked that a whole lot. “Will there be danger?” I asked. There always is. This city bleeds danger, then drinks it right back up again.

[glumshoe]

“I’m afraid there might be danger,” she said. She had the voice of a beautiful woman. She also had the face and body of a beautiful woman. She was beautiful.

The light from the window was striped. It made stripes on my cigarette smoke. The end of my cigarette crumbled into ash. My marriage had also crumbled into ash.

“I can handle danger,” I said. I patted the butt of my gun. My gun was a Colt. My gun and my scar were all that was left from my time as a soldier. My gun, my scar, and the nightmares. I looked her up and down. “I am good at handling things.”

[twopartsbitter]

if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands

[willygurl68]

👏🏾👏🏾

[kaworin]

[surfdog2000]

what th

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

[tierradelatrasero]

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

[beesinpls]

Eric the eel at the 2000 Sydney Olympics

[multipleheadtrauma]

[coslyjak-blog]

leaked footage of Captain Boomerang vs Aquaman in Justice League

[akynxm-deactivated20170608]

IM SCREAMING WHAT IS THIS LMAO

[theotpoftheday]

This is exactly the type of quality entertainment that I want to see in JL.

[princessxpauper]

ᕙ( •̀‿•́ )ᕗ  olympics! 

[loonaposting]

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

[juugurtha]

Let me tell you about Gon Freecs