Beezs

Any Pronouns the bees that say boo the Boo-Bees Find me on AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/Beezs/profile

[justanothermutantkid]

The idea of Xisuma being Evil Xisuma's clone is so painful. Like imagine: You've never been a well liked person. You walk into a room, and nobody notices except to shift away from you. You leave, and the only acknowledgement is a shared exhale from the people you just left. And then, one day, you're cloned. And the man who walks out is... everything you never were. He knows how to smile at people in a way that doesn't look strained, how to make a joke that makes people laugh and not grimace uncomfortably. Everyone loves him. They flock to him, leaving you alone, as always. You have a clone, and he's everything people wanted you to be; everything that you never could be. And you think... if you were like that, they'd want you like they want him. If you were like him, he might never exist. But he's here, and you're still you. Still alone.

[beezss]

TFA AU where Soundwave just ignores Megatron and starts a robotic labor union

[beezss]

TFA AU where the All spark just decided it’s gonna populate earth

[haron-ghost-10]

Let's say the Allspark decided that Cybertron is no longer salvageable due to its corruption and racism among the planet's inhabitants and decided that Earth will be its new beginning, with Optimus Prime as its spokesperson and guardian.

[beezss]

This is gold, love it, I’m going much stranger places but the corruption and caste system are definitely going to be important to this AU.

[aureateplinko]

Holy fucking shit y'all.

[kenziecore]

ok but

[crystal-rebellion]

Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.

[briar--wood]

I think someone made a post about this a few years ago but I can’t remember who and I’m curious as to if the results have changed so

What do you see the relationship between X and Ex as ?

Clones (Xisuma is the original)

Clones (Ex is the original)

Twins

Siblings (Xisuma is older)

Siblings ( Ex is older)

They are completely unrelated to eachother/other (elaborate in tags I’m nosy)

Voting ended onDec 4, 2025

Likes/Reblogs and tags are appreciated

[ceramic-galanter]

An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for season 11 !

This season kind of snuck up on me, so I haven't changed much since the last one. Let me know if anything should be updated.

Transcript/accessible version here

Like my art? Get it as cute stickers! Consider commissioning me!

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[tolucalakke]

rain.

process. :p

[sardineincan]

He's not even sad fr

[beezss]

sometimes I question the type of people I chose to be friends with

[vervaincircle-deactivated202411]

slapping this badge on my blog

[rodi-16]

Might I ask for IDW Soundwave? He is my favorite across most continuities!

Also thank you for your hard work! I use some of the panels you post as emojis in my discord server!

Thank you! Glad you enjoy them, as for Soundwave... its very shameful to admit but he has only had one post (its idw) so I'll link it at the bottom of the post. So hope you enjoy and thanks for sending this in!

Soo I'm realizing I may or may not be adding Optimus prime to the list of Idw comics I want.... In my defense the art is just 🤌

1st Soundwave post

[rodi-16]

Realized I’ve yet to post any iteration of Soundwave so here he is! I love him, he a single parent who’s trying to get through life with his chaotic gremlin children. He will get more posts both as panels and a figure.

Also apologies for fewer posts my computer charger committed suicide, however a new charger will be brought so posts should return to normal soon (and hopefully this cables doesn’t die as well). Anyway until then feel free to send requests so when computer is back character’s may be posted

[luna-azzurra]

On writing sexual tension

⊹ standing too close. like just barely not touching. why are their shoulders breathing on each other??

⊹ conversations that sound normal but feel like foreplay. “pass the salt” has never been so loaded.

⊹ one of them says something flirty and the other freezes for 0.2 seconds like “oh.”

⊹ eyes dropping to lips and then—back up. with effort.

⊹ holding eye contact just a little too long. like... are they gonna kiss or duel??

⊹ unintentional physical contact that lasts one second too long and now they’re both broken

⊹ a hand on the small of the back. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

⊹ tension so thick that other characters start noticing like “hey are you two okay?” (they are not)

⊹ “accidental” sleepovers. “oh no there’s only one bed.” yeah. suuuure.

⊹ biting back a smile. biting back a moan. biting anything really.

⊹ one of them walks away and the other has to physically restrain themselves from watching the hips

⊹ lots of sighing. frustrated sighs. horny sighs. “i want to kiss you but I’m emotionally unavailable” sighs.

[bebebeep0v0]

🦇🦇🦇🦇

[profoundathletecowboybanana]

We don’t see Insane Nightwing enough for my tastes like:

This mf listens to NO ONE if he doesn’t want to and everyone just goes “omg what a great leader always with a better plan.”

Argues with fucking BATMAN of all people and is not a stranger to winning said arguments.

Has been kicking villain ass since 8 years old and can figure out what your great-great-great aunt twice removed was doing on April 16, 1721 and will use it as blackmail for your entire bloodline.

Probably still uses Facebook.

Would 100% wear Velcro Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers and outrun you in them only to do a quadruple backflip at the finish line as his victory dance.

He knows the exact behavior patterns and personalities of his entire team/family/coworkers and can plan their movements/reactions to near perfection in almost any circumstance. Has used this to prank them.

Learned how to cook out of spite to prove to Bruce he could live on his own (after one of the aforementioned fights. Also, after proving he could live on his own, was not immediately alerted to his little brother’s passing because Bruce has a Complex).

“Tim! Tie your shoes when you walk down the stairs you could trip and get hurt!” “You literally just got shot please worry about yourself for once??”

Has trained under Batman’s pacifistic “no killing” policy and then also fucking Deathstroke the Assassin and Mercenary. Neither one was particularly kind to his psyche

Killed the joker but imo was very justified and not insane at all. But also just sort of just… let blockbuster get killed that one time. Has also killed others

The whole vampire series??? I still haven’t read that one yet but everything I’ve heard about it has been against my will

Has had beef with multiple children (special shoutout to Jason Todd)

Somehow made peace with his family after Bruce allowed all of his other children to don the name Robin, which was given to Dick by his Very Dead mother (and of which the meaning how now been diluted and the connection to his parents severed)

Please add on to this if yall think of anymore bc I just know that man has his Moments

[spellbound037]

My favorite thing in Hermitcraft fanfic is when the players bully/protect their Admin because he seems like a wet cat who needs protection or he will implode, and while they're all laughing about this, Keralis is in the back sipping tea as if he doesn't have a list of war crimes that Xisuma has committed in an item frame in his basement, and even further back, Xisuma making him need to update that list.

[strangers-on-the-tv]

look gang… i’m all for being critical of medias. just because YHS is so special to me doesn’t mean i won’t criticize it (not usually publicly, given that it has enough hatred as is).

but one of the most frustrating issues with people who consume YHS content is when those people only consume it as a way to “add to grian’s lore”. i’d be fine with that too! if they didn’t.. purposely ignore… grian’s bad traits.

i will say that compared to sam, and even compared to taurtis, grian’s negative traits in the series are a lot less noticeable. and on some levels, you don’t want your fave to be problematic! he is definitely the most sane of the three, and he’s kinda meant to be the character that is constantly countering sam! but he definitely… definitely has some issues of his own.

but just to wrap up this rant: people often forget that YHS/TS are bad because… it’s a mid 2010s minecraft series made between 3 friends who were mainly using it to fuck around and ROLEPLAY. yes they had some plots here and there that felt written, but sam has talked at one point about how he tends to write out a rough script for himself and the muted actors, and then whoever is the other talking person in the show (whether that be original yhs taurtis and grian, or yhs reboot coolment and owl)… he doesn’t TELL them anything so then their reactions feel a little more real… and a LOT more silly! so yes, the direction and pacing and even some of sam’s not-so-subtle pointers to move to the next scene may NOT be enjoyable, but that’s just how the show was made.

i’d like to add that people can dislike any media they want, i’m not saying this to try to persuade anyone. it’s not my business if you like yhs or not, if you like yhs only for grian and you really hate sam, etc etc. i have my opinions and i’d like to share them! and you can be critical of any media, obvi; i love hearing other perspectives. but 60% of the time i see someone post in the yhs tag and it’s about grian they’re usually always either babying him, ignoring his flaws, or only focusing on the taurtis 2 act and all the trauma he’s endured. on that same wavelength, i’ve seen those people also COMPLETELY misunderstand taurtis’s character, and by extension, sam’s character!

rant over, joey out!