Nettle

Writer / new artist Working on a writing project, which is going VERY slowly @nettleramblesandresposts is my side blog for reposts @intentionalwillwoodreference is my most active gimmic blog Minor

[befuddlednettle]

Introduction :D

Hi! I'm Nettle, and I'm a writer and beginner artist. I use this as my main blog, as well as for posting my writing. Asks are very open, any asks would make my day :] I'm not scary and promise I'd love to talk to people :D

I use She/They and I'm Aroace (Minor)

MY MAIN STORY!!!!! I'm currently calling it subject #1, but that might change

Main interests: Red Valley, Will Wood, The Magnus Archives, Heathers (musical), Wolf359, Portal 2, Life SMP, bugs, Camp Here & There, Malevolent, The Bright Sessions, Welcome to Night Vale, The Mechanisms, 36 Questions (musical), DDVAU, crochet, writing, crafting, cosplay (kinda) Music: Will Wood, Jhariah, Moon Walker, The Mechanisms, Cheekface, Shayfer James, Rare Americans, The Stupendium, I prevail, Vane Lily, Fish in a Birdcage, Mindless Self Indulgence (dont support the artists tho), a bunch more I can't remember off the top of my head probably

DNI: Bigots, Blogs that have a lot of NSFW (I'm a minor and it makes me feel uncomfortable), Pedophiles, Zoophiles

[captainsaltypear]

the way my heart dropped all the way to my ASS at this line

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Okay why did we all know the I hate Barney song before internet access?

If you know the words sing it in the reblogs

[the-one-true-onion]

The version I remember went something like this I think:

I hate you, you hate me

Let's get together and kill barney

With a great big bat and a bullet to the head

Let's all play cos barney's dead

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh this one is really close to what I grew up with, we had:

I hate you, you hate me

Let’s all go and kill Barney

With a rope in a tree and a bullet to the head

Now Barney is so dead

[befuddlednettle]

The one I remember hearing was:

I hate you, you hate me

Lets team up and kill Barney

With an RPG and a 4x4

No more purple dinosaur

[asexual-offical]

fun little tag game idea

Two truths and a lie

I’ll go first

I had leprosy at one point

my favorite color is blue

I play for my schools track team

Whoever reblogs this, please respond with your guess and your own two truths and a lie

tags under cut

@do--not--you-dare @dogboy-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @no-one-offical+ open tags

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

umm... 3?

As for me:

which is true gang?

I had my face cut open with a folder

I can hold my breath for 40 seconds

I once ate the same casserole for 3 meals a day for 3 days straight

Voting ended onDec 20, 2025

@pavement-offical @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @the-pineapple-offical @chaos-ducks @garlic-bread-cult-offical @/open tags

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

Well, I've been summoned.

Two truths and a lie

My leg once stopped working while I was driving

I fell down one singular stair yesterday (as of posting)

I've never broken a bone

Voting ended onDec 22, 2025

No pressure tags:

@john-doe-offical @no-one-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @fanboy-official @train-offical @friendly-neighborhood-asexual

[friendly-neighborhood-asexual]

:0 ty for the tag! i guess the first one?

guess the lie :D

i used to have 5 cats

i play guitar

i own a pair of binoculars

Voting ended onDec 20, 2025

no pressure tags :D

@transgarlicbreadlover @emma045 @chaos-triangle @garlic-bread-offical + open tags (sorry if i missed anyone)!

[emma045]

My turn my turn

guess the lie

I'm afraid of the dark

I have low empathy towards people

I listen to songs 24/7 till i hate them

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

Tags

@nineparlor69 @thecolourblood @blueberry2cheesecake @doveghost @cheshires-wonderland @a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

And everyone i forgot

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

guess the lie

I have my own room

I have permanently crooked nose from breaking it

I had a severe gangrene last year

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

Anyone can join :3

[livelonglaughlong]

Oh fun

lemme join

I have a cup with cheese cubes and chips in it that is just sitting on my shelf

I have just a cardboard circle with nail polish on both sides of it

I love christler

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

[plus-boy-len-offical]

im joining eyy (yes this is in character)

here we gooooo

i like bananas

im not a gooner

i am a being that goes to school

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

@satan-offical @the-queen-of-geese @lacer-allenavadonia-fan @da-police-offical @the-fish-council029 @caffeinated--trauma-ferret

[caffeinated--trauma-ferret]

guess the lie >:3

i once shitted in a cat box

a tree fell on our house and i slept thru it

i broke a wrist once trynna backflip

(button so i can see what yall picked)

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

@sasgaycumfilledcondom @vincian2 @trashiiisawsome @sashaaalikescherry @tinysanemi @about-that-teenie-girl @46everyinchofsanity @sketchettemuffin

[sasgaycumfilledcondom]

quez the lie

I've never broken a bone

my entire family got covid except me

I bitch slapped my brother with my foot

Voting ended onDec 24, 2025

Ima tag the population so

@iknowyouknowreeknowyeahhh @kay27-iread @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @ratreekinghavock @rottmnt-tmnt @demonshauntme2 @massivelystupidlevisimp @thetinyanimeaxolotl @tinysanemi @pants-for-free123 @shinette @atetheluck @sashaaalikescherry @foldedchip @calicocat-official @ginger-snap-doodles @alienabsorber @angelcries11 @starsoriginalsin @irumichandaesuu @l1l1pad @beccahasarrived @sketchettemuffin @eternal-stay

[len-online]

pick the lie :P

I used to create EXTREMELY accurate fnaf animatronics in gacha club

I have a list of the names and birthdays of everyone I know

I used to be on the top ten for wins in doomspire brick battle (Roblox game)

Voting ended onDec 27, 2025

@caffeinated--trauma-ferret @daughterofdeath28 @little-missscareall @nikollikescutecore @sulienroser @inkwell-illustrations @meds-are-sickening @alpheiaa @ace-productions7 @resolutelytwistedvoyage @reblog-in-the-bog @idkkkrly @blousesandhoises @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @sasgaycumfilledcondom @cayennedarling @spicebushspeaks @annabellenotfound @cryst4lr0s3ssss @swoottragedy @artthouu @moronislop @skell1ngt0n

[daughterofdeath28]

Guess The Lie

English is my fifth language

I am going to the next Junior Olympics for figure skating

I know ASL and BSL (American Sign Language and British Sign Language)

Voting ended onJan 2

@journal-of-janus @corvine-cosmos @aspenindatree @ash-cherryblossom @alacritik @allgooddayshere @marigold-solis-harp-player @adamantinetoska @cayennedoll/anybody else!

[journal-of-janus]

Guess the lie

I can fold a fitted sheet

Ive played piano for several years

I prefer winter over summer

Voting ended onDec 27, 2025

@thatonecoveyin12 @its-hard-to-let-go-of-an-echo @theklutzycrow @gracious-midnight @leechesontheroof @the-broken-stargazer @marigold-solis-harp-player @the-stonekeepers @vannisundercover @genuine-tea-addict @lightwdangelo @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @thatwasverypunkr0ckofu @petercanparkacar @always-emo @auxsillyary +anyone I forgot/open tags!

[genuine-tea-addict]

umm the second one I think

which is the liieee

I hyperfixated on the titanic from age 7-12

My favorite snack is hot fries

My feline bit my eyelid once

Voting ended onDec 27, 2025

tags

@ashishere0w0 @thetendolla @psychopathicdontbesodramatic @gustastrophe +anyone else I missed/open tags

[bisexual-kitkat-offical]

aint no wayyour fsvorutei snack is hot fries

im goimgto feel like an idiot

choose the lie :)

i once won a national competition in fencing

i have two siblings

i once kissed a girl (not on a dare) and still thought i was straight

Voting ended onJan 2

@whyseverythingonfire @bisexualfroppy @thedamsolangelofan

[wishgirl101]

pick the lie

i can juggle 4 balls at once

i dated someone with a very rare disease only like 10 people are known to have

i've seen a platypus irl in the wild

Voting ended onJan 9

I wasn't tagged but I wanna join lmao

@afriendofblahaj @thymother69420 @sapphic-amor @paracetamol-official @f-orest-fire @formerlyluckymanticore @stuffedanimalbaconstrip @sapphiredragon288 @sleepdeprivedfandommess @lost-to-the-sea

[paracetamol-official]

hihihihihihih thanks for the tag :3

pick the lie

I live in a German speaking country

I study latin and I'm a big fan of history

I'm scared of cats

Voting ended onJan 9

@catgirl-luca @jasper-the-kid @a-dam-tris-prior-fan and open tags :]

[ravengirl-luca]

Thank u for the tag :3

pick the lie

I was bathed in bleach as a baby

I've drunk the lava lamp liquid

my favorite wine is rose

Voting ended onJan 3

@coralroll @cjh-137 @eating-the-sand @remington-is-awesome @thisisaverytrying @yourlocalcringekid @i-am-lettuse @poppydoppy925 @actuallydemigirl @shadows-tales @deadlynightshade256 @ffcad7 @hedge-creature @lunalighting512 @no-one-offical @madambellepepper

[juno-the-great]

thanks for the tag

Pick the lie

I've taken a nap today

I like alternate history

I hate the indiana state senate

Voting ended onJan 5

@calcium-is-screaming @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @kingofkaumidy5 @finnslay @axilotlbucket @calcium-is-screaming @dogpuppy @waitingonabook @catlover-officalover

[waitingonabook]

fuck the Hoosier government. sent me to my own potential death every fucking day

Pick the lie

I’ve been at Warner Bros studio

My favourite Disney movie is Hercules

I love root beer floats

Voting ended onJan 3

@evskiii @diepy2 @chr0nically-b0red @snumnerville @theglitterwarrior @by-pr0xy

[chr0nically-b0red]

PICK THE LIEEEE

ive never been outside the UK

i have a pet guinea pig

i cant stand emotional films

Voting ended onJan 3

@theglitterwarrior @waitingonabook @lelethetopicchanger @whackybird-offical @who-am-i-anyways @anickyyyy @buzzycrow + anyone else who wanna join cuz i cba to tag everyone

[whackybird-offical]

Pick the lie

I love Brussel sprouts

I once caught 15 trout in 3 hours

I love my grandma

Voting ended onJan 5

@mintopoleli @catlover-offical

[mintopoleli]

Guess the Lie

I once ate half a lemon with peel

I spent 3 days learning (failing) to ski and still can't

I have had 2 pet tarantulas

Voting ended onJan 3

@thatonemint @minttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt @twohundredfiftynine

[twohundredfiftynine]

(⁠ ⁠╹ ᗜ⁠ ╹⁠ ⁠)

I did not get nearly eaten by a leopard that one time

I used to sacrifice small amounts of my blood and flesh to the ants in my yard

As a child i ended up accidentally charring my ceiling

Voting ended onJan 3

^-^

@fynnjafox @auradastler @raindrop2401 @gay-little-isopod @afriendofblahaj @isopost-headquarters @0dividedby0haha @allknowingbirb @silly-gizmo @thatonemint @mildlybizarrecorvid @silly-moth-123 @orangeswithsquirrelfaces @lelethetopicchanger

[auradastler]

One Lie :)

I have multiple USB stick with video essays on them

I have two brothers

My cat has been compared to a specific German guy from history more than once

Voting ended onJan 3

@thatdudewithaname @allergic-to-four-leaf-clovers @finarko @dmfinnwritesstuff @ed1eeee @fynnjafox @befuddlednettle @loonybun

[befuddlednettle]

Guess the lie :3

I made my door handle into a cats paw

I have a pet frog

I memorised the entire Jurgen Leitner TMA rant

Voting ended onJan 7

(the Leitner rant for context)

I'll reblog with the lie once the poll finishes

Tags: @reyaanangel @nettle95 and open tags because I'm too scared of most of my mutuals to tag them

[befuddlednettle]

The pet frog was the lie!

I covered my doorhandle with clay and painted it to make it look like a cats paw, and I did memorise the Jurgen Leitner rant while in the midst of my TMA obsession

I used to really really want a frog, and I still might like to someday, but I don't have one currently

[mousebitesmel]

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better!

TAGGED BY: @chikinnuggiez tysm! This was so fun to do!!

READING: Inuyasha. I just finished the second book.

LAST SERIES: Percy Jackson and the olympians.

LAST FILM: Coraline. I love this movie and i definitely want to try to add more of its aesthetic into the new year.

LAST SONG: “Placing the blame” by Self

SWEET OR SALTY: Both! But right now I’d have to say sweet.

COFFEE OR TEA: Tea. More specifically black tea but I do like a good frappe if you count that as coffee.

WORKING ON: reading and volunteering more! I also want to get into blogging but we’ll see!

TAGGING: @forest-earth @bestweirdgirlz @imlostinyour-iris @iwanturfeelins @maraudersfag @whoissoleil

[engelssong]

tagged by: @mousebitesmel

reading: nothing 😓

last series: supernatural

last film: final des bloodlines

last song: iris-pastel ghost

sweet or salty: salty

coffee or tea: green tea

working on: steven grant drawing

open tags bc i dont like tagging

[fromsaturnsmoons]

okay I want to do this thanks iris

reading: oliver twist (for school)

last series: stranger things (byler is real in my heart)

last film: alien

last song: the devil went down to georgia

sweet or salty: salty

coffee or tea: tea for life

working on: an album! like a music album!

tags: @creep3rcrow @laciffo-natas @tater-hot

and I would do more but I don’t use tumblr enough 🫩

[laciffo-natas]

Reading: Howl's Moving Castle

Last Series: Attack on Titan (for the 20th time)

Last Film: Can I lie? No? Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2...

Last Song: Iris Out

Sweet or Salty: Sweet!!

Coffee or Tea: I love me some sweet tea (I'm from the south) but coffee has my heart

Working on: Nothing actually, I just finished my illustration this morning

@da-police-offical @lovely-little-lethe @emofuker @bone-lord @buckyfan-fluid @knifetheloserboy @chill-lesbian2013 @brightfaith12

[chaotic-alien190]

I wasn't tagged but I have free will so ha :3

Reading: The Sun and The Star

Last series: Bungo Stray Dogs or Skz Code

Last movie: Free Guy

Last song: Come on Eileen

Sweet or salty: Sweet

Coffee or tea: uhm neither

Working on: Gangle cosplay

Tagging: @pululintu @ammoniumklorid @luna1star10 @cheez-the-clown @nettle95 @redmegarex :]

[nettle95]

Well,

Reading: nothing at the moment lmao

Last series: the amazing digital circus (because lackidaisy technically doesn't count)

Last movie: the naked gun remake

Last song: Neath!

Sweet or salty: sweet

Coffee or tea: tea 100%

Working on: my mocks (and also a Royal Bethlehem Manager cosplay. Slowly.)

@befuddlednettle and anyone else lmao

[befuddlednettle]

Reading: Copious amounts of fanfiction, and I'm planning to start 1984 soon

Last series: Red Valley, if audio series count

Last film: Zootropolis 2

Last song: Ballad of Jane Doe from Ride the Cyclone

Sweet or salty: Salty, but I really like both

Coffee or tea: Tea 100%

Working on: Writing a mechs Jon fanfiction, relistening to Red Valley, and preparing for my GCSEs

Tags: @auradastler @reyaanangel and open tags

[voidsweirdthoughts]

i like the feeling of peeling oranges with my fingers, and sewing by hand to see the fabric slowly blend together

what´s a little thing of life that you like? say as many as you want and tag some moots to keep the whimsy chain going :)

i´d tag my moots but it´s a bit late, so maybe i´ll tag them later -v-

free tags, anyone can join!!

[chaos-market]

I like when games or media pieces have small almost unnoticeable background details that i notice.

@aurora-starlight-silly @myxo-gabriel @t3m1 @miracle-negative @mimorobo @zezodacol @hybridsans @lugata-pro @imabigboi + anyone else

[aurora-silly-reblogs]

Hmmmm...

I like when poeple mentions me when I'm not in the conversation, it's comforting, I guess :3

@soul100 @fyreflakes @bowflare @puppet-string @lady-inkmare @eluxurex @matveytale @bigassfuckingmushroom @zezodacol @totallytoby404 @myxo-gabriel @imabigboi @lugata-pro @stickminceo @lucidfile

/nf

[bigassfuckingmushroom]

I like it when people do pretty decor for holidays like Christmas, because I haven't seen many pretty decorated houses for holidays so its fun to see them :DD @xmyheart-hope2dye @abandoned-dezxyre @lucasisverycool01 (Tell me if you don't want to be tagged :D)

[abandoned-dezxyre]

...... hmmm.

Nature, we guess. We love just staring and studying the clouds, the trees, the grass... We're lucky to live on such a beautiful planet.

@hamsterrodent @kltheartist

- Corr & Pas

[kltheartist]

I really like the small moments with people, just their presence is nice.

uhhh moots i summon thy, if you don't mind

@flurrydadog @amortusthetortoise @glitchyanimations @heartkittieslittle-glowing-monke @mintykiwi @theignoredfossil @jinxy13 @redfur-the-cat @herorajna

I love all my moots :D

[flurrydadog]

I like it when the effects of ibuprofen kick in when your sick and your headache gets sent to the realm down under

@janas0311 @jackie-the-weirdo @heartkittieslittle-glowing-monke @crosswalk-boy @tylertherainworldfan @xxc0ffeeb1tzxx @limbuscompanyegorgsstuff @dkzemender @tambithefox36 @astoria-colaaddict @eclipse-wood @anewbieartist356 @patchofglass @moonkidxd @drooopingdaisy @le-worm @curiesly @iburntthewateragain

[crosswalk-boy-deactivated202601]

i like when i walk to school early in the morning and i can see the sunrise peaking over the Taco Bell, and its beautiful even tho im surrounded by a depressing city scape :3

The one bit of nature i can still remind myself of in this desert shithole :]

@impatientlyweepingstatue @rodent-rendezvous @dottieisdite @sadiegren @reveillexandjonathanthehuskyshop @sparkpup-likes-drawing @duskyumbra-indigo-1hundredand1 @ll-the-biohazards-ll @chaos-ghost3 @glamfreddyfan @candieduranium @clleanlliness @boldzephyrmachine @miaaadoodles @nonhumanchaos @elkshuntingblind @the-bone-eating-vulture @olivethebear @jadewithweirdsymbols @princefable @obsessivetransman @teddybeas-posts @webecamethestars @skylaar56 @i-dont-want-a-name-though @parasiticdogvessel @20thcenturyfoxs @demondoggie @oddogoblino @athenaspetsnek @mono-transformers @laurelflowers @lemmations @emberalina @sillygooberazura @blackgasmask @staarrgaazer @my-mom-named-me-duck @yugglea @bebamonica @archiethepuppyboy @nonstoppuppybrain @zxsugarmothxz @crystallizedhorror @gift-from-the-bellow @lithuania-lover @iamlinkfromloz @river-returns @wanda-hoii @divine-dove @bonnyna @galacticgoofball @foxkinakechi @genlossranbooautism @alphactory @wolfce

[athenaspetsnek]

I like to smell tea bags before I drink my tea!

@very-uncorrect @part-time-zombie @gavotte-paradisio

[gavotte-paradisio]

The sound of mallet percussion

@stephanieyumyum @peppermintshores

[stephanieyumyum]

harmonies in music

@smallbottleofhand-sanitizer @thepearlinsidetheclamanda and whoever else wants to!

[theglitterwarrior-deactivated20]

I love going in the metro with my headphones and just people watch

@waitingonabook @chr0nically-b0red @transchuu1stbeliever @anickyyyy and everyone who wants to!!!

[chr0nically-b0red]

I LOVE UHH IDK BOUNCING AROUND ON MY BED AT 2AM TO SLIPKNOT WITH MY HEADPHONES ON (HAVENT DONE THAT FOR AGES BUT YK ITS FUN APART FROM THE NEXT DAY UR NECK HURTS A LIL BIT FROM HEADBANGING TOO MUCH)

@lelethetopicchanger @buzzycrow @biromantic-mango-stuff @jamiethewriter @crowshapedfae @jel-e-ton + OPENNN

[lelethetopicchanger]

aUhhhh i love @moro-thekebab-noodles and fiddling with my hair when it’s curly and guitar !!!!!

@kurobkasa @whackybird-offical @jess-is-toolazy @ur-local-autistic-croc @random-indian-girl

And everyone else :3

[whackybird-offical]

I like just sitting and watching 2 Broke Girls, as well as playing with my dogs!

@mintopoleli

[mintopoleli]

I like eating sweets and sewing

@thatonemint @minttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt @twohundredfiftynine

[twohundredfiftynine]

I like digging holes and eating sweet stuff!! :D

@fynnjafox @auradastler @raindrop2401 @gay-little-isopod @afriendofblahaj @isopost-headquarters @0dividedby0haha @allknowingbirb @silly-gizmo @mildlybizarrecorvid @silly-moth-123 @orangeswithsquirrelfaces

[auradastler]

I like birds, hot chocolate, tea, cats, silly little games, going on walks, my friends, books...

@dmfinnwritesstuff @finarko @fynnjafox @thatdudewithaname @befuddlednettle @timmy-tuffknuckles @purplitiouswolf

[befuddlednettle]

I like when my cats choose to lie down near me, and finding new songs that I really like

@reyaanangel @nettle95 and open tags :3

[asexual-offical]

fun little tag game idea

Two truths and a lie

I’ll go first

I had leprosy at one point

my favorite color is blue

I play for my schools track team

Whoever reblogs this, please respond with your guess and your own two truths and a lie

tags under cut

@do--not--you-dare @dogboy-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @no-one-offical+ open tags

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

umm... 3?

As for me:

which is true gang?

I had my face cut open with a folder

I can hold my breath for 40 seconds

I once ate the same casserole for 3 meals a day for 3 days straight

Voting ended onDec 20, 2025

@pavement-offical @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @the-pineapple-offical @chaos-ducks @garlic-bread-cult-offical @/open tags

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

Well, I've been summoned.

Two truths and a lie

My leg once stopped working while I was driving

I fell down one singular stair yesterday (as of posting)

I've never broken a bone

Voting ended onDec 22, 2025

No pressure tags:

@john-doe-offical @no-one-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @fanboy-official @train-offical @friendly-neighborhood-asexual

[friendly-neighborhood-asexual]

:0 ty for the tag! i guess the first one?

guess the lie :D

i used to have 5 cats

i play guitar

i own a pair of binoculars

Voting ended onDec 20, 2025

no pressure tags :D

@transgarlicbreadlover @emma045 @chaos-triangle @garlic-bread-offical + open tags (sorry if i missed anyone)!

[emma045]

My turn my turn

guess the lie

I'm afraid of the dark

I have low empathy towards people

I listen to songs 24/7 till i hate them

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

Tags

@nineparlor69 @thecolourblood @blueberry2cheesecake @doveghost @cheshires-wonderland @a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

And everyone i forgot

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

guess the lie

I have my own room

I have permanently crooked nose from breaking it

I had a severe gangrene last year

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

Anyone can join :3

[livelonglaughlong]

Oh fun

lemme join

I have a cup with cheese cubes and chips in it that is just sitting on my shelf

I have just a cardboard circle with nail polish on both sides of it

I love christler

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

[plus-boy-len-offical]

im joining eyy (yes this is in character)

here we gooooo

i like bananas

im not a gooner

i am a being that goes to school

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

@satan-offical @the-queen-of-geese @lacer-allenavadonia-fan @da-police-offical @the-fish-council029 @caffeinated--trauma-ferret

[caffeinated--trauma-ferret]

guess the lie >:3

i once shitted in a cat box

a tree fell on our house and i slept thru it

i broke a wrist once trynna backflip

(button so i can see what yall picked)

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

@sasgaycumfilledcondom @vincian2 @trashiiisawsome @sashaaalikescherry @tinysanemi @about-that-teenie-girl @46everyinchofsanity @sketchettemuffin

[sasgaycumfilledcondom]

quez the lie

I've never broken a bone

my entire family got covid except me

I bitch slapped my brother with my foot

Voting ended onDec 24, 2025

Ima tag the population so

@iknowyouknowreeknowyeahhh @kay27-iread @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @ratreekinghavock @rottmnt-tmnt @demonshauntme2 @massivelystupidlevisimp @thetinyanimeaxolotl @tinysanemi @pants-for-free123 @shinette @atetheluck @sashaaalikescherry @foldedchip @calicocat-official @ginger-snap-doodles @alienabsorber @angelcries11 @starsoriginalsin @irumichandaesuu @l1l1pad @beccahasarrived @sketchettemuffin @eternal-stay

[len-online]

pick the lie :P

I used to create EXTREMELY accurate fnaf animatronics in gacha club

I have a list of the names and birthdays of everyone I know

I used to be on the top ten for wins in doomspire brick battle (Roblox game)

Voting ended onDec 27, 2025

@caffeinated--trauma-ferret @daughterofdeath28 @little-missscareall @nikollikescutecore @sulienroser @inkwell-illustrations @meds-are-sickening @alpheiaa @ace-productions7 @resolutelytwistedvoyage @reblog-in-the-bog @idkkkrly @blousesandhoises @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @sasgaycumfilledcondom @cayennedarling @spicebushspeaks @annabellenotfound @cryst4lr0s3ssss @swoottragedy @artthouu @moronislop @skell1ngt0n

[daughterofdeath28]

Guess The Lie

English is my fifth language

I am going to the next Junior Olympics for figure skating

I know ASL and BSL (American Sign Language and British Sign Language)

Voting ended onJan 2

@journal-of-janus @corvine-cosmos @aspenindatree @ash-cherryblossom @alacritik @allgooddayshere @marigold-solis-harp-player @adamantinetoska @cayennedoll/anybody else!

[journal-of-janus]

Guess the lie

I can fold a fitted sheet

Ive played piano for several years

I prefer winter over summer

Voting ended onDec 27, 2025

@thatonecoveyin12 @its-hard-to-let-go-of-an-echo @theklutzycrow @gracious-midnight @leechesontheroof @the-broken-stargazer @marigold-solis-harp-player @the-stonekeepers @vannisundercover @genuine-tea-addict @lightwdangelo @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @thatwasverypunkr0ckofu @petercanparkacar @always-emo @auxsillyary +anyone I forgot/open tags!

[genuine-tea-addict]

umm the second one I think

which is the liieee

I hyperfixated on the titanic from age 7-12

My favorite snack is hot fries

My feline bit my eyelid once

Voting ended onDec 27, 2025

tags

@ashishere0w0 @thetendolla @psychopathicdontbesodramatic @gustastrophe +anyone else I missed/open tags

[bisexual-kitkat-offical]

aint no wayyour fsvorutei snack is hot fries

im goimgto feel like an idiot

choose the lie :)

i once won a national competition in fencing

i have two siblings

i once kissed a girl (not on a dare) and still thought i was straight

Voting ended onJan 2

@whyseverythingonfire @bisexualfroppy @thedamsolangelofan

[wishgirl101]

pick the lie

i can juggle 4 balls at once

i dated someone with a very rare disease only like 10 people are known to have

i've seen a platypus irl in the wild

Voting ended onJan 9

I wasn't tagged but I wanna join lmao

@afriendofblahaj @thymother69420 @sapphic-amor @paracetamol-official @f-orest-fire @formerlyluckymanticore @stuffedanimalbaconstrip @sapphiredragon288 @sleepdeprivedfandommess @lost-to-the-sea

[paracetamol-official]

hihihihihihih thanks for the tag :3

pick the lie

I live in a German speaking country

I study latin and I'm a big fan of history

I'm scared of cats

Voting ended onJan 9

@catgirl-luca @jasper-the-kid @a-dam-tris-prior-fan and open tags :]

[ravengirl-luca]

Thank u for the tag :3

pick the lie

I was bathed in bleach as a baby

I've drunk the lava lamp liquid

my favorite wine is rose

Voting ended onJan 3

@coralroll @cjh-137 @eating-the-sand @remington-is-awesome @thisisaverytrying @yourlocalcringekid @i-am-lettuse @poppydoppy925 @actuallydemigirl @shadows-tales @deadlynightshade256 @ffcad7 @hedge-creature @lunalighting512 @no-one-offical @madambellepepper

[juno-the-great]

thanks for the tag

Pick the lie

I've taken a nap today

I like alternate history

I hate the indiana state senate

Voting ended onJan 5

@calcium-is-screaming @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @kingofkaumidy5 @finnslay @axilotlbucket @calcium-is-screaming @dogpuppy @waitingonabook @catlover-officalover

[waitingonabook]

fuck the Hoosier government. sent me to my own potential death every fucking day

Pick the lie

I’ve been at Warner Bros studio

My favourite Disney movie is Hercules

I love root beer floats

Voting ended onJan 3

@evskiii @diepy2 @chr0nically-b0red @snumnerville @theglitterwarrior @by-pr0xy

[chr0nically-b0red]

PICK THE LIEEEE

ive never been outside the UK

i have a pet guinea pig

i cant stand emotional films

Voting ended onJan 3

@theglitterwarrior @waitingonabook @lelethetopicchanger @whackybird-offical @who-am-i-anyways @anickyyyy @buzzycrow + anyone else who wanna join cuz i cba to tag everyone

[whackybird-offical]

Pick the lie

I love Brussel sprouts

I once caught 15 trout in 3 hours

I love my grandma

Voting ended onJan 5

@mintopoleli @catlover-offical

[mintopoleli]

Guess the Lie

I once ate half a lemon with peel

I spent 3 days learning (failing) to ski and still can't

I have had 2 pet tarantulas

Voting ended onJan 3

@thatonemint @minttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt @twohundredfiftynine

[twohundredfiftynine]

(⁠ ⁠╹ ᗜ⁠ ╹⁠ ⁠)

I did not get nearly eaten by a leopard that one time

I used to sacrifice small amounts of my blood and flesh to the ants in my yard

As a child i ended up accidentally charring my ceiling

Voting ended onJan 3

^-^

@fynnjafox @auradastler @raindrop2401 @gay-little-isopod @afriendofblahaj @isopost-headquarters @0dividedby0haha @allknowingbirb @silly-gizmo @thatonemint @mildlybizarrecorvid @silly-moth-123 @orangeswithsquirrelfaces @lelethetopicchanger

[auradastler]

One Lie :)

I have multiple USB stick with video essays on them

I have two brothers

My cat has been compared to a specific German guy from history more than once

Voting ended onJan 3

@thatdudewithaname @allergic-to-four-leaf-clovers @finarko @dmfinnwritesstuff @ed1eeee @fynnjafox @befuddlednettle @loonybun

[befuddlednettle]

Guess the lie :3

I made my door handle into a cats paw

I have a pet frog

I memorised the entire Jurgen Leitner TMA rant

Voting ended onJan 7

(the Leitner rant for context)

I'll reblog with the lie once the poll finishes

Tags: @reyaanangel @nettle95 and open tags because I'm too scared of most of my mutuals to tag them

[reyaanangel]

Hello :3 Whatcha been up to over the holiday n stuff? (Sorry Im bad at conversation -_-)

Hey :DD

I got a grommet maker, spikes and studs for christmas, and I've basically being going to town and attacking all my clothes, it's been very fun. i also have a bigger project going with making the coolest pair of flares you've ever seen (if I do say so myself :3)

I've also been kinda trying and failing to write again, but something about me is that i have the craziest dreams, so I've challenged myself to write about those

Uhh also failing at doing the gcse art stuff I was supposed to, but we don't talk about that-

ty for the ask, and dw I'm guaranteed worse at conversations!

[befuddlednettle]

Oooh that sounds so cool, DIYing clothes is so so fun and always looks so awesomesauce. I've actually got a pair of my mums old skinny jeans that no longer fit her that I wanna make into flares, but I haven't figured out what fabric I wanna use to alter them so I haven't started yet

And good luck with the writing, if you're doing it like a dream journal or something that's pretty fun too :3

[befuddlednettle]

As someone who has no idea how anatomy works, Michael was really fun to draw :3

(the text is supposed to say "how would a melody describe itself when asked" but the pen was a bit too thick I think)

[befuddlednettle]

Hiii I wanted to ask what have you been up to lately, and what have you been enjoying?

Heya! I've honestly not being doing much to be honest, but I have been getting back into listening to the mechanisms which is pretty cool :3 I also might be trying to give fanfic writing another shot so we'll see how that goes

[zorasdomain]

Bro, We Are Mutuals . Its Ok To Message Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . … Bro, We Are Exchanging Discords Now . . No Dont Stop Keysmashing Bro .. Bro

[befuddlednettle]

Tyy for the spam :> it's been a while since I've woken up to a bunch of notifications!

thxx lol, always love providing spam, so glad its appreciated >:3

[reyaanangel]

HELLO I EXIST AGAIN AND IM MAKING IT YOUR PROBLEM (/lh) HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

HIII I HAVE BEEN PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY! WBU? I meant to ask you what you thought of the wyw(n't)hs episodes, so what did you think?? Me and my friend sang the puscrank version of in the bleak midwinter during our carol service lmao, it was great

[befuddlednettle]

I've gotta be honest, I haven't listened to the new episodes yet because I wanted to relisten to the series first, but I lowkey just forgot to keep listening (My memory is genuinely atrocious) BUT NOW THAT I HAVE BEEN REMINDED I SHALL GET TO IT SOON

[ash-cherryblossom]

uhhh tag game favorite christmas present you got!!!

i’ll go first— i got this jellycat teddy bear so adorable!!!

tags— <3

@andromedaflips @aschermorgan @bestweirdgirlz @bob-ate-cheese-on-monday @bthecasualdoofus @caprisunisgud @chase-the-insomniac @cemetery-orbit @crypticgoose2854 @cherrymangochungo @derpypandadude @do--not--you-dare @d0ctorblueberry @daughterofdeath28 @epitaphisaniceword @fr3akology @funkym0nkey-onyx @huntersconstellationorion @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @imlostinyour-iris @iputthebiinbipolar @iamlazychip @jinxing-it-all @just-me-st1ll0 @jel-e-ton @koi-757 @kermitthebomber-offical @little-missscareall @littlechaoscryptid @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @luminouscloudsworld @mr-tellmeafuckingsecrett @mintpixel @m0nt3cr15t0 @make-me-president @mischievous-archeologist @no-one-offical @newbiewithscissors @ourscarygirl @pearchip @royal-gaydar @theallegoricalcavedweller @thetinyanimeaxolotl @vincian2 @weoponizedautism @winterinkspill @wavesindecember @xxramona-rottenxx @xoxostarshine83 @yourmeowcat

+if this is on your feed!!!

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

I GOT A MAID JAX PLUSH AND GREMLINS FUGGLERS

@annabellenotfound @chuuyathelomlfrfr @idkwhattoputbroo @bunnistarzisdancing @anincarnationofchaos @axylcalcorcipher

And open tags cuz ya boy has a horrible memory when it comes to usernames

[biancanotfound]

my new KATSEYE hoodie or Sir Eddie-Dustin Perseus Jackson Henderson III (my new ESSA)

@chuuyathelomlfrfr @who-am-i-anyways @seafoamcompany and open tags bc idk who else to tag tbh

[thatsmyineffablelifeline]

Either the ring i got from G or the rocks i got from various family members, ill post pictures of them in the morning :D

@flp-intheair @rxmuslxpins @lotions-and-potions @shenanigan42 @kaihasmoreswagthanyou2 @annabellenotfound @eleventhirtythoughts @souperache @krow-offical @chr0nically-b0red @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken

[chr0nically-b0red]

Probably the converse or the denim jacket with band patchezz :D

@lelethetopicchanger @waitingonabook @walkingmushroom47 @non-alchoholic-tequila @ghostonagravestone @crowshapedfae @jamiethewriter @theglitterwarrior @thepurplemurple

[lelethetopicchanger]

since i bought myself electric guitar so its technically not an xmas present,,,,

uuurm Hanuman Moorti

@kurobkasa @moro-thekebab-noodles @starsystemthings @jess-is-toolazy @deltasimaginaryland @dandelion64 @evgeniydokichi @evelyn3377 @amtheracoon @urkotheuppercase @f0rg0tt3n19 @girlinabirdcage @halpimagamofneah @luvnotpercival @noraonpawzz @twohundredfiftynine @ur-local-autistic-croc @whackybird + anyone i forgot (sorry)

[twohundredfiftynine]

I got some really comfy socks I like a lot c:

Tags!!

@fynnjafox @auradastler @raindrop2401 @gay-little-isopod @afriendofblahaj @isopost-headquarters @0dividedby0haha @allknowingbirb @minttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt @silly-gizmo @mildlybizarrecorvid @silly-moth-123 @orangeswithsquirrelfaces +anyone else!!

[auradastler]

I got the Demon Days album on CD! And a lot of nice books!

@purplitiouswolf @ed1eeee @thatdudewithaname @allergic-to-four-leaf-clovers @timmy-tuffknuckles @dmfinnwritesstuff @befuddlednettle

+ anyone else who wants!

[befuddlednettle]

Cassette player and alcohol markers :3

(Not tagging anyone cuz tagging people is scary)

[murfelk-deactivated20191105]

Reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to tag you in random stuff they think you’ll like

[missenera]

for your fandoms or whatever yo

made this at 3am with the knowledge that my friend was oblivious about mine and my partners relationship (we literally started dating ours ago (Im so in love with them It physically hurts #weknowball)) and this was just the best thing I could think of, anyways enjoy

[befuddlednettle]

As the mentioned friend, I’d like to be clear and say i was definitely not oblivious, you two are the most unsubtle couple ive ever witnessed, and im being dead serious when I say I questioned whether you were dating before I even spoke to you after you got together because you were THAT unsubtle hehee :3

[befuddlednettle]

List 5 things that make you happy, and put this in the ask box of the last 10 ppl who liked or reblogged smth from you! :)

Ants, finding cool new music, crafting, baking, making a cool outfit