[murder-out]

[cakejam]

[peachpopsicle]

[cosmic-storm]

[cusps]

[11-515]

[tiny-peachess-deactivated202005]

[setheverman]

mice are just twink rats

[gardenoffish]

Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

[pcklesthings]

idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people

[gardenoffish]

I’m 5'2

[pcklesthings]

you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you

[lmaginedeactivated]

[versatilememes]

your work/customer service voice is just vocal bottoming‬

[switchmemes]

how to delete other people’s posts

[versatilememes]

those who fear the truth are to be destroyed by it

[mysharona1987]

[mothguys-deactivated20230502]

Animal crossing is cool because if you give that axolotl fruit he teaches you human emotions

[tormod]

thats how real life works too

[imwiremother]

its weird seeing this post when both op and commenter ate a human alive, but hey keep putting garbage on my dash if you want

[yiffmaster]

I’m sorry what

[turing-tested]

dogs are incapable of sin

[ymawgat]

but not of mischief !!!

[turing-tested]

you’re right

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[sleep-for-days]

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

[stoneddamara-deactivated2013050]

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

[notuptospeedster]

it came true last time…so why not

[my-kindacrazy]

<3

[phenomeniallfetish-deactivated2]

hoping and praying…

[emopeahen]

Why not.

[infamousvikas]

lets see.

[amaayzing-deactivated20130405]

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

[hairbrush9]

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

I mean, the military budget of the USA is around 824.6 billion. 

NASA’s budget is only 18-19 billion

It’s estimated that to end extreme poverty would take 175 billion dollars

Clearly, it’s space stuff that’s taking up all money that could otherwise go to help people. 

[thebibliomancer]

We can’t cut the space budget. We need it to launch the billionaires into the sun

[khaustic]

At its peak, funding NASA returned 8 dollars to the economy for every dollar it was given and singlehandedly advanced technology by decades. The money doesn’t get launched into space: all the benefits stay here.

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

THANK

[theriversdaughter]

Fuck this “Cut science and art because poor people exist!” bullshit.  Make fucking rich people pay their damned taxes.  That *ALONE* solves the vast majority of the problems.  Make employers hire more people, not keep condensing job duties into more and more single positions (some of us are getting sick of doing the work of three people on barely the salary for one of them).  Demand pay rates increase so that EVERYONE with a job makes enough to support themselves.  Demand better health care, so that people don’t lose their homes and jobs because someone in their family got fucking cancer, or chronic illness, or severe injury.   Science isn’t the problem.  The problem is capitalism and greed.