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Alternates between shitposting and giving Solid Life Advice {Depends on the Moment}

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

ok hear me out

if [i am still questioning] im aro ace AND agender,

would that make me AAA (triple A)?

if so, please do not call me to fix your car i promise you i will manage to f*ck it up somehow

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

anyone that tells you mirror selfies are cringey is just mad they can’t take ones as hot as yours

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

what? is this your article of clothing im wearing? what a preposterous notion, absolutely not. perish the thought.

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

happy pride month to all, but a special shoutout to all the other definitely-not-straight-but-fuck-if-i-know folks out there *blows kisses*

[erraticked]

People in general: You look so unapproachable.

Slytherin: And yet, here you are.

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

How to be like Eleanor Roosevelt [because who wouldn't want to]

1. Be curious, take an interest in intellectual matters and current affairs

2. Travel if you can

3. Help those in need, engage with your community through service

4. Don't let what people will think/say determine your life, do what interests you and what you think is right

5. Don't limit yourself to just one thing that you plan do do with your life, be open-minded and try a range of things

6. Always take action when you see people being unfairly excluded/discriminated against

5. Engage in what your friends/family are interested in and support their pursuits

6. Never let go of purpose in your life

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

ok, i know this is bizarre but hear me out

covers of ariana grande songs

by kronk from The Emperor's New Groove

🎶 sWItchin the PosItions fOor yOu 🎶

[lavender-lass-to-be-deleted-dea]

*tosses gender in a bin* this one does not spark joy

[deactivated972469637-deactivate]

THE GAME

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

so here i go on another one of my tumblr rants to my nine dedicated followers (hi guys :))) *waves excitedly*) and around 16 porn bots (hey ;) *stares in a way that's supposed to be sexy*)

anyways this particular rant is about platonic intimacy

like, i've always been pretty touchy feely with my family, especially my mom and i've always felt the need to just have a lot of skin on skin contact with others, not romantic or sexual at all, just holding peoples hands or hugging them or sitting side by side

and when i talked to my mom about that, she always said that one day i'd find 'the one' and until then i'd just have to be patient

but the thing is, i've been considering lately that i might be aromantic, not panromantic as i'd previously assumed

for example, when i was a kid, i picked my crushes based on which boys were the least annoying. later i moved on to reciprocally 'liking' everyone who had a crush on me because i assumed that i was supposed to and that getting into a relationship was The Thing To Do. so im thinking maybe something is up here

but back to the question of intimacy. i don't even know if im allosexual. right now i dont want sexual or romantic intimacy, i want my friends to hold my hand when we hang out, i want to be able to cuddle with people without the expectation that this means we are involved or that it will lead to sex. i just want to hold and be held and express my love for my friends through platonic physical intimacy

but again, every time i bring this up, its like 'you'll find your person one day', but thats not it, i dont want that person, i want the people i have. i dont feel desperate for a romantic relationship, i just want to be closer in the relationships i already have

unfortunately the societal connotations of physical intimacy are majorly f*cking me over, but i guess we'll see how it goes

[sclimp]

Ebay: world of clay & earth

Etsy: world of shadows and mirrors

[sclimp]

I think maybe you are the only person who really "gets" me

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

to me etsy is like a treasure chest and ebay is like the void

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

why isn't there like... therapy tetris

all i want to do is peacefully stack some blocks together for a little while but instead with every row i fill the game just gets faster and faster until my inevitable demise

guys im so stressed out rn

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

when hufflepuff gets really pissed they start speaking in passive aggressive corporate lingo and slytherin follows them around translating for the poor souls who have incurred their wrath

for example,

hufflepuff: *glares murderously* best of luck in your future endeavors

student: ???

slytherin: they hope you die in a hole

student: . . . *slowly backs away*

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

women and fish would put aside their differences to beat the living hell out of me

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

i wasn't aware that the entirety of my gender regularly takes part in a rivalry with an entire subsection of the animal kingdom but tumblr is an educational place ig

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

*seductive whisper*

come rail against the social construct of gender with me

[powerfulwizard]

[beholdmortalsitisipersephone]

aww, sad bitch shit

[sugaradore]

#KEEP THIS ALIVE

[timedeo-moved-deactivated202105]

i dont think its a joke people on twitter have already said they cant access it anymore in some countries, and columbia records posted this:

[hummingyogurt]

Conservatives will talk about “cancel culture” and be okay with this