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he/him, aroace, award winning gamer

[germanny54]

hey i started being pretty inactive here so i’m moving to my other acc @ejas-54 so if i followed u here and not there my dms are always open over there lol

[kvothes]

the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......

[zforzelma]

kentucky fried christ

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

jesus fucking kennedy

[whetstonefires]

john f. chicken

[double-barrelled-oblivion]

The Son, The President, and the Deep Fried Spirit.

[earhartsease]

[deppressedkitty]

[fanonical]

‘not all men’ you’re right. elias jonah magnus bouchard would probably do something worse

[ampervadasz]

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

[valtsv]

when i was younger i used to think the choice of a trumpet as the instrument to herald the apocalypse was bizarre. like really? the tumpet? bwaaa? but then i heard a hunting horn while out on a walk and understood just how hair-raisingly eerie a lone trumpet could sound carried on the wind.

[valtsv]

hearing trumpets in an orchestral symphony: beautiful, impressive, moving

hearing a trumpet unexpectedly without any accompaniment or context:

[c0rpseductor]

obsessed with this heraldic beaft i saw on twitter

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[calware]

[calware]

oh you know

[calware]

[polishbarnowl]

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

[calware]

[calware]

[whammyrex]

How is he his brother and biological father please

[calware]

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

[whammyrex]

LESS CONVOLUTED?

[calware]

don't worry about it 🙂

[accidental-homestuck]

relevant to this blog i think

[erqixi-reblogs]

I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this

[astroprojectology]

Bowl identification:

East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.

[calware]

did you just... know this??

[remanedur]

i fucking adore how hard posts on this website spiral out of control

[jamesusilljournal]

Self Combustion, David Demaret, 2013

[germanny54]

as much as i support girlish whimsy and such, where are my other masculine urge havers? if i didn’t hate america i would go to war so hard

[vajracchedika]

🥹

[clementimetodie]

reblog to kill it faster

[ralfmaximus]

The report says that by year four of the Alexa experiment, "Alexa was getting a billion interactions a week, but most of those conversations were trivial commands to play music or ask about the weather." Those questions aren't monetizable.

So they didn't want people using the very things they advertised as being useful; the reasons you'd tolerate an always-on virtual assistant in your life.

[timemachineyeah]

this is the kind of stuff the cyber dystopias never think to include. "spying on everyone couldn't make enough money :(" like what

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[purplegfdgirl]

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

[evilscientist3]

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

[gdscript]

Hey can someone help me go back and time and ask who's fucking bright idea was it to stick all the bass and other low register instruments completely on the right fucking side of the theater with zero compensation on the other? RIP to the people on the left side I guess, fucking ridiculous here please enjoy my proposed solution

FUCK YEAH WAY BETTER

[bumblequinn]

hey that's pretty cool. what's with the turrets

[fxa]

[elfie-42]

[headspace-hotel]

I feel like tumblr is giving me a somewhat skewed impression of what breaking bad is about

[coughloop]

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

[coughloop]

..ive been such a fool

[thyrell]

thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day

[coughloop]

*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*

[thyrell]

ow what the hell

[biggaybunny]

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

[lady-inkyrius]

Posting hole

[lady-inkyrius]

Lol

[metastablephysicist]

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

[mythopoeticlicense]

I bet you'd need some high quality copper for that huh?

[6qubed]

not again you mesopotamian son of a bitch

[lethalbutterfly]

You just don't get this on Twitter.