welcome to my twisted penis

im mostly just saving all my horny stuff here. archival system or something. if i reblog something from you that is so not a guarantee that my blog caters to you. i like weird stuff from Across the Board so no promises. i’m 23

[bellenjoyer]

pinned

here is a noncomprehensive list of my kinks/fetishes, mostly for me to personally refer to

noncon/cnc

edging

overstimulation

tickling

pain/sadomasochism

bondage

omorashi/pee holding

multiple partners

bullying

micro/macro

live insertion

navel play

humiliation

ageplay

genital torture/pain (esp clit/tdick)

intox

mocking laughter from dominant

urethra play

inflation

insects

cervix penetration

cleaning/scrubbing

machinery/factory

verbal condescension

clowns maybe im looking into it

more will be added as i remember about them

[sasoriharem]

$10 TY Sketch request, as part of June’s Persona special (requesting Persona meant flat color instead of non color sketch) (Patreon) This month I’m doing a special again, but you’ll get flat color if you request something involving swimwear (one character)! Ends July 31st

part 2 of 2 (both parts requested by different people) Left is a clean edit, right is the original (warning- it involves bugs)

[hyperboxx]

[impure-desires]

everyone's all about speculums but honestly, I just want to get examined with the ultrasound stick so throughoutly I come on it at least three times while watching my muscles spasm on the screen

[myomoworld]

With a full bladder preferably

[ftm-piss-slut]

If i were really full enough to have an ultrasound, i wouldn’t be able to help myself from releasing my bladder every time i came.

I want my “doctor” to punish me for cumming and pissing myself before they got the wand positioned correctly, because now they have to wait until my bladder refills till im about to burst again to get a good scan of my fuckparts.

My bladder doesnt fill up fast enough for their liking, so to speed up the process, they insert a huge catheter that stretches and burns my urethra and to “give my muscles a break”, and they empty their bladder into mine through a funnel while i moan and scream. They remove the catheter roughly and replace it with the probe in my cunt. This time they barely start moving it around before im leaking slowly from my stretched out hole. I cum weakly over and over as i dribble out piss over the end of the probe, soaking myself and the exam table.

Since they still never managed to get a good look down there, they decide they’ll have to plug me up, insert the ultrasound rod, and force me to drink water and whatever piss they have left until they can see a clear image of my womb. I can cum as much as i want while they slowly play with the rod until i fill up- never know how long it will take so we should probably start looking early! This time i wont be pissing myself no matter what until they open the catheter and point my stream back at my face and chest, ordering me to swallow any piss they manage to get in my mouth.

[missamyrisa2]

Hii Miss Amy! I'm a big BIG fan of non conventional spot tickles, so I'd love to see how would you tickle me while I hand my head and face basically immobile, with a strap across my forehead (maybe a little pink sparky collar too~) oh I also have this little spider gag to keep my mouth open for ya! You know... no spot is safe from the tickle mama hihi

(I hope you like this darling ~! This isn't my usual domain but I looove chasing unconventional spots like this!)

Ooooh what a unique proposal ~ I loooove tickling around the face though, getting out my most fine-tuned tickle tools like q-tips and tiny paintbrushes, a lip brush, toothpick, tongue depressor, and of course, the scalp massager. You seeee while you are so snug and secure with those taunting cuuuute straps emblazoned with heart designs and the looping "smile~!" script, I'll position the big mirror so you get to seeee everything and I just skitter around, free and fully dressed while you whimper and whine for the attention I'm about to give your silly self. How did you even get like this huhhh? All trussed up in the face, all helplesssslyy stuck and needy ~ yess you are soo needy, such a special sort of needyyyy wanting me to dote on all those pretty features.

Mmmh yes, my little lip brush ~ perfect for caressing that open lower lip back and forthhhh get you alll tremblyy uhuhhh. Yeahhh ~ooh yes, the scalp massager. I'll be just keeping that on you, moving it up and down the back of your head while I play with that cute pretty face of yours. Oooh you never thought a q-tip would be so ticklish on your eyebrows did ya? Tiiiickled by a q-tip uhhh huhhh ~ And you can't get away nooooo ~ you can struggle and squirm but you're snug and secure for me to play with, my own little ticklish mannequin head. What's that? Speak up darling ~ ooh is it hard to say? That's okayyyy I know those sounds I know you looove it. You loooove my toothyyypick just oooh, ever sooo gently touching at your earlobe ~ yess no I'm gentle, don't worry, only the liiightest little touch with that tip. It's sooo perfect for soft little spots like that. Oooh and you know where this q-tip is going. Don't worry, I follow the recommendations and I will onlyyyy use it on your outer ear yes I promise ~

Ahhh it's that twissssttt of the cotton. Yeesss I know, I know it drives you crazyyyy ~ sooo ticklyyy tickly in your ear! Massagy massagy on your scalp though. Aww I bet you wish you could really squirm and grab at these tickles don'tcha? Tooo bad little giggle bird. Maybe you need a nice little exam huh? Yesss, let dr. Amy ticklemama check that toooongue ~ I have my depressor riiight hereee and oooh so feisty in there. Let's get that tongue down like sooooo ~ and mmhmm my cuuute pink brushyyy is gonna explore that rooof yes she issss ~ Just gotta check alll those little spots up there. Ahh it's such a bad tickle I know but it's for your health now, you need alll the wellnesss checkssss ~ and how about those inner cheeks? Shall we check those too? Open wiiiide ~ well, not like you have a choiiice ~

There, isn't that better? Getting all checked up nice and thorough for your ticklemama? You loove it ~ don't lieee now. I heard ya giggling. Shall we check your nose? Oooh I know this one is baaaaddddd. And sorry, so sorry darling but I'm going to be meaaaan. I see this all the time on those japanese tease videos, they just take a tisssue like soooo, roll it alll up ~ amazing, no special tool needed for this one. And we just liiightly poke in this nostrill annd that nostril and yes my makeup brush is doting on your nooose and you can't stoppp mee! Aww such a silly tickle this one. Let's do it some more, shall weeee?

Hmm ~ yes. Yes, good progress my cute faced giggler. But ooh. These results are so inconclusive. Yes, I think Dr. Amy is going to recommend we go back and do a full workup once more. Gotta make sure we get good results now ~ so just relaxxxx ~ noooo, no whimpering in tickling. We're gonna get you alll checked up and tickly pink yes we are~<3

[sapphling]

hottest body language award given to "avoiding eye contact and shrinking in on one's self and uncomfortably holding hands over their body to try and hide it and anxiously pulling at the seams and hems on a revealing outfit in a way that suggests it wasn't their choice to wear and they don't really feel like themself in it" yet again

[deepdarksnow]

kidnapper who has you in the perfect routine

they start by fucking your ass. your hole brutalized by strap after strap, insides constantly seizing and clenching in pain. as the week goes on, they make it a goal to gape your asshole. everyday, sometimes multiple times a day a new and bigger strap violates you. your high screams turn into low, agonized grunts. they finally get their wish when they pull their strap out with a sickening wet noise and see your hole open and broken, twitching. just like they wanted.

a broken hole is only so much fun. it needs time to get back to becoming unbearably tight and impossible to fuck without you screaming. they turn their attention to your cunt, your clit. they spank your cunt until its swollen and red and throbbing. pumping your clit until it peaks out from between your lips. scrubbing it clean with a stiff bristled toothbrush and minty toothpaste. laying down fast, targeted slaps with a ruler until you fear you’ll black out. rubbing your clit with icy hot and using a vibrator to bring you to the edge of sanity, and the edge of an orgasm.

the joy they feel when they see your cunt inflamed and angry and pulsing between your legs. they simply must go back to fucking your ass to let your cunt get all sensitive again.

[hold-it-a-little-longer]

it's bath time! oh? you have to pee? no, you can wait until i'm done washing you. let's start with your tummy first. oh my, it's quite round and full down here. stop squirming, i'm trying to scrub you down. oh, better get you down here too. be good and spread your legs, baby. don't leak now. i'm still scrubbing you. now it's time to rinse you up. you don't mind some water here, right? good. stay still now. i have to get all the soap down here.

[trxnsfxg]

if you've seen this penis b4 NO YOU HAVEN'T LOL I'm using him as a censor testing post ✌️

[puppyboyfag]

been on t for 4 months now and ever since my bottom groth started really coming in i’ve been obsessed with bullying my little cock. i know it’s pathetic, but i get so hard and drippy just from spanking my cunt, delivering blow after stinging blow until it’s puffy and red and my hips are jumping off the bed every time i raise my hand. then once i’m hard i look for anything i can use to hurt it with. i pull the skin back and flick the tip with all the force i can manage. i prick it with toothpicks. i rub it with a paintbrush. i pinch and pull at it, seeing how far it can stretch. anything to make it hurt.

but i really need a mean dom to tie me up with my legs spread apart so they can test my limits and push me past them. i need someone to make sure i can’t stop them while they abuse my tdick. i need them to smack it as hard as they can, clip it up with clothespins, torture it with an electric toothbrush, bite it, spit on it, freeze it with ice cubes and burn it with ginger. i need them to show me what a pathetic little slut testosterone has made me. how i can get off to anything as long as someone is touching me somehow, no matter if all i can feel is pain. i need them to ignore my tears and laugh at the way i fight against the ropes to close my legs when we both know this is what i really want. it’s what i’m good for.

[vampvictim]

i’ve been fantasizing about being worked open on a (much larger) man’s fingers— until he can fit his whole hand inside of me… then he curls it into a fist. he fucks me like that, effectively punching my cervix, and maybe he has me tied down so i can’t do anything but take it while he abuses me. i sob and beg and moan, plead with him to let me go, but he’s already come this far, he can’t give up now! after all, he hasn’t gotten past my cervix yet. and when i hear this i’m so scared and he finds that hot. i think i would start crying before he even manages to get one finger to penetrate it, and when it finally bullies its way through i cum again. by the time he’s scissoring it open, trying to get my cervix loose enough to take his fist, i’m heaving and shaking and sweating like i’ve run ten miles. he gets impatient eventually and starts punch-fisting my cunt again, with three fingers fucking my womb as he does. and it doesn’t matter if it’s still too tight, he’ll make it fit.

godddddddd you're so right. being tied down while one by one he fits more fingers through your cervix, thrusting them in roughly as his arm stretches and abuses your cunt. when he finally fits the fourth finger you scream and throw your head back, then he tucks his thumb in and pushes hard. you feel your abused cervix giving in as his hand agonizingly slides further and further. with a jolt the widest part of his hand forces through, burying his whole fist in your womb at last. you nearly black out with the intense pain, but then he starts thrusting his arm again, fisting your womb hard and fast while you can't do anything but lay back and scream your lungs out 💕

[transmasc-heartache]

trans man sub with a nice little dick. getting him tied down, legs spread wide to really show off. he can't move, can't do anything, so he just has to watch, whining and begging while we edge his cock because please, he needs to cum, he's so close, please. watching as we roll his foreskin back and hold it there, exposing his sensitive little cockhead. teasing it with just a fingertip, too little and too much on something so sensitive. he needs more. bringing out an electric toothbrush and watching his eyes go wide as we press it on directly to his exposed cockhead. it's so much it hurts, his little cock unused to such direct and constant attention; he can writhe all he wants but he can't escape it, but he wanted to cum, didn't he? if he needs it so bad, he can cum from having his cockhead polished

[tinklebab]

Someone's tongue licking up and down my puppy parts while I need to pee. Teasing and making them tingle but not let them cum. You're circling around my pee hole, tongue dancing on it as you feel it quiver and spasm desperately. You can tell I'm about to leak, the warm wet of your tongue making it harder and harder to control it, the quivers aren't stopping anymore.

Then you start to suck, I let out little moans and wriggle my hips trying to get away. I'm about to pee, and the more you suck and lick at my pee hole the more I can feel a spurt building up ready to shoot out at any second. But you grab my hips pulling me back into place, not letting me desperately squirm or move away to stop what's about to happen.

I'm losing control, my hold is weakening and I can't do anything but squeak as I feel my hole open and let a leak out directly onto your tongue. I know I'm a bad puppy but my whimpers and moans make it oh so obvious that it's about to happen again

[tinklebab]

God pussys quivering and trembling when they need to pee so bad. Trying to keep still but your pussy muscles just can't and the longer you keep your hips still the more you're quivering until eventually the quiver turn into spasms. Then oh no I can see your lips spreading and your pee hole is starting to open, and oh is that a little dribble? Or is it a big blast of pee that even though you're meant to be still you can't help but lean your hips into before regaining control and squirming until I tell you off.

[mickeyimagines-imissyou]

trans boy experimented on after being captured by alien scientists. naked and spread eagle on an examination table, metal encased capsules holding his arms and legs, a high tech metal muzzle around his mouth keeping him gagged. struggling but the metal restraints held so firm he was immobile, locked digitally, eyes teary and scared. testing his sensitivity tolerance by fixing a pump with several prongs on the inside over his pussy, the tips digging in to the soft flesh, before turning it on. the fixture delivering electric pulses to the boy’s soft pussy as he wails underneath the muzzle and tries to arch unsuccessfully. the pulses speeding up as the boy thrashes until the current is continuous, his soft pussy being electrocuted at a high voltage for a few minutes. the prongs direct the current firmly into the soft flesh of his labia, his clit, and just inside his inner walls.

they let the sparks from the pump die down as they take notes impassively before pulling off the pump. his mound is red and engorged, plump and sensitive and borderline painful. they decide to test endurance next. they bring a heavy duty stimulator (resembling a large human vibrator) and a fucking machine with an alien cock attached to it. it’s a large thing, about the size of an earth horse cock, but ridged and nubbed in different places, a spiked knot at the base. they strap the panting boy down by metal restraints across his torso and neck as well, so he doesn’t hit his head from thrashing as the next test would be a bit…intense. they position the vibrator on his puffy clit and turn the fucking machine on, watching curiously as it stretched and breached his small entrance. the boy’s eyes widened as he sobbed as his pussy was opened beyond what it had before. they gradually increased the speed to high and watched the boy become overwhelmed. he was held helplessly still on the examining table as the vibrator overstimulated his clit and the alien dildo fucked him fast and hard. by the fifth orgasm, the aliens left the cameras on him and went around their ship to do other work as the machines whirred away.

they came back the next morning to record their observations. the boy - if they could even call him that anymore - had been fucked and overstimulated all night, cumming again and again: the meter on the side recorded 27 orgasms, with him beginning to cum dry somewhere around early morning. his clit was huge and soft and a red-purple, the vibrator still buzzing loudly against it. his pussy was loose and sloppy and stretched, gaping around the alien cock, a mess of squirt and cum and piss dripping below the table. he was so loose the spiked knot slipped in and out of him easily, barely brushing his puffy rim as it fucked him steadily. a quick body scan showed that his guts had been rearranged also, insides churned and molded to the large intrusion, organs pushed to the side to create a large, spacious, cavernous womb. the boy himself was soft and docile, obedient and pliant, eyes rolled and drool leaking from underneath the muzzle, heartbeat slow and sweet. he was perfect and ready for phase three: cyclic mass breeding.

source: mickeyimagines.tumblr.com archive on the wayback machine

[postingpooltoy]

imagine slowly stroking ur laptops trackpad, hearing his fans start to whir. you circle your fingers around all his ports, teasing them. a few messages pop up on his screen, warning you that he is sensitive there. but you know that. that's exactly why you're doing it. you start to flick your finger faster across him. his fans squeal as he tries to keep his composure. his whole casing is hot to the touch now.

you manage to squeeze part of a finger into his usb port. he emits a loud beep and suddenly his display goes dark. you smile. he was always such a sensitive laptop. crashing and rebooting at the slightest suggestive touch. it was adorable.

[soapydoll]

miller is so tickleable grgrhhggrhrg he is such a lil shit who deserves to get taken down a peg 🥰🥰🥰

GET HIS ASS NOW