Belles Ink Statins

The Life and times of a vertically challeneged teen girl

[sadgalari]

this is one of the best parks intros 

[etirabys]

…i did not expect to be touched while skimming a reddit thread on fetish origin stories

[milooomilo]

that dudes fetish is called: being a loving and caring dude

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[lokiloo-blog]

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

[werewolfxo-moved-deactivated202]

The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.

[johnanderton]

Come on. Let’s go.

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

SHE WENT THERE

[spockothy]

chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

[oakttree-deactivated20221126]

#on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #curtis’s filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For The Best [killerville]

dear god

[apolkadotnerd]

The thrilling story of how my date @stopsneezingonme and I went to prom as the Obamas from the 36th Kennedy Center Honors Gala (to his conservative parents’ disapproval)

[sistermaryfake]

I AM CRYING

[chescaleigh]

This was really cute.

But I’m so used to seeing racist promposals this time of year, I saw “Obama” and mentally braced myself.

[lordtwerkington]

Appreciation, not appropriation. Here for it.

[princesconsuela]

[porkskins-deactivated20150630]

*raises glass* i want to make some toast

[subposting-deactivated20190116]

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“…and I told him, is you crazy?!” 

[toroynah-deactivated20170609]

“n den what happened” im in love

[blackboyjoy]

“They got water” 😂😂

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Lmfaoo she said “no”

[godessoflovee]

Her little shocked expression for sea world 😍😍😍

[coyotebrush-deactivated20200411]

anyway one of the best jokes from the lego batman movie was when dick was introducing himself to bruce wayne, saying “my name is richard grayson but the kids at the orphanage call me dick” and in response bruce says “yea well kids can be cruel”

[kingbuckley]

It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.

[boiseboy2014]

Oh my god Lito is so dramatic and I love him!!

[double-tequila-squared]

Wolfgang looking at Kala like

[leslie-knopes]

Ron giving relationship advice to others.

[seeking-further-illumination]

#I LOVE WHEN RON GIVES ADVICE #BECAUSE HE GIVES GREAT ADVICE BUT HE ALWAYS HATES HIMSELF FOR IT AND THEN HE CALLS THEM BY THE WRONG NAME OR SOMETHING HAHA

(via prettyfaroutman)

[greggaraki]

when will hollywood let keira knightley be gay in a period piece