belostoma

🔞 ally of perverts across the world 🔞

[belostoma]

Hi. I'm belostoma. I write anime porn fanfiction and I have an utterly tasteless sense of humor. I mostly talk about explicit fanfiction here, but also any ol' adult topics. And a lot of stupid sex joke shitposts.

This blog deals with adult subjects, so I request that those under 18 not follow me. If I notice you in my notes and you have an age under 18 in your description, I will block you.

Fandoms I've written for include Hypnosis Mic, Mahoutsukai no Yakusoku, Helios Rising Heroes, and Charisma House. In the distant past, I wrote some Transformers G1 smutfic, too. Lately, I'm most interested in writing Charisma fic, but I don't think I'm done with MahoYaku quite yet either.

I've also scanlated some of the hypmic doujinshi that's floating around the web. But the translations are really novice so I'm too embarassed to say which ones 🙈

This is a sideblog, so I can't follow from it. Original text posts will be tagged with "belostomations".

The username comes from a genus of giant water bug, because I had Rio eat them in that one RioHifu fic. Because they're my favorite insect. The pseuds are thematic insect genera.

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[prokopetz]

As far as facile inversions of common tropes go, "character who's so pure and innocent that they have no idea their bizarre kinks are in any way unusual and end up scaring the hell out of their ostensibly more worldly peers" is a pretty good one.

[homunculus-argument]

you: Oh no I can't write this, my writing is too generic and derivative, it's all just a copy of a copy of a copy with nothing original or unique to it. I suck and I have no original touch. also you: Oh no I can't write this, my writing is too self-indulgent and tailored to only please my own specific preferences and interests. It's too weird and perverse and nobody else writes weird shit like this. I suck and I must be more normal.

[homunculus-argument]

also some of you you: I have this weird fetish I cannot speak to anyone about, because it's so obscure and far-fetched that I've never even found porn about this specific thing. I'm the only person in the world who even has this kink. I hope nobody notices that I've let some of that slip in here. the second person in the world who has that kink: [vibrating with lust hard enough to be used as paint mixer] H-hho-hhooll-hollyyyyy sh-hhh-hhhiiiiii-iiit

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

[infectiouspiss]

let me be pervertly clear

[ooppo]

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

there is no platonic explanation for this. there's no romantic explanation either. frankly they just don't like eachother at all

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

there's a sexual explanation though

[belostoma]

Just imagine Kanchal hearing about the infamous lillim brothels decides that he wants to be even more famous. He gets a cloning potion so that he can make enough of himself to please every lilim in every brothel at the same time.

I've had this ask sitting in my inbox for a minute because I wasn't sure what to say but then it showed up in my dream last night so I have to address it now. This isn't super my scene but I support you so much anon

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[genocidemen]

i saw your blorbo getting molested by faceless men on pixiv.net

[lilyblisslys]

I can see now that “oh fuck I’m gonna soak my jorts” was not an acceptable response to seeing how much pork shoulder I can get for 20$. I’m listening to the grocery shopping community and holding myself accountable.

[belostoma]

What do you think about Kanchal?

Not my favorite or anything but he's a fun character! He's a really straightforward competent dom and I like doms who are pathetic and terrible at it so I'm not too interested in him but like, I respect his position in the narrative. You gotta have a dom and you gotta have the money guy. I like that he initially started as the token halfling on par with brooz as token beastman, but kanchal's set of skills clearly made him way more useful and now he's a main character and brooz still just shows up sometimes. I did like the single panel in the sensation sharing chapter where he was moaning and whimpering ❤️

[belostoma]

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[belostoma]

I like how much more buff stunk has gotten over the series run

[belostoma]

Crim, now more than ever, I need you to bisexually suggest to your friends that they just sleep with each other

[belostoma]

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[belostoma]

I like how much more buff stunk has gotten over the series run

[belostoma]

NEW VOLUME OF INTERSPECIES REVIEWERS DROPPED

[belostoma]

I found my coworker's smutfic recently, which shocked me not because I'm shocked by smutfic (duh) but because I really thought this would happen the other way around first. Like I figured I would be the one having my fic found by a coworker