Casually About To Ruin Everything

i don't belong here, i don't belong anywhere

[heyimboredtalktome]

[doublism]

twitter in the 60s would be like a photo of ringo on the cover of sgt pepper in the pink outfit captioned "the gender norms are kicking his ass"

[cultreslut-deactivated20250511]

[e8luhs]

cats will see a closed door and they will be like HELLO for the love of god HELLO and then you open it and then theyre like oh okay. bye.

[samsketchbook]

Tomorrow Incantation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i want to curl my spine like one of those 90s slap bracelets…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ur not listening to me i want to do this with my spine

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

oh so it’s YOUR spine now is it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

IF IT’S IN MY POSSESSION THAT MAKES IT MINE

[spacedewey]

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

[whatthefluffnightvale]

I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies

The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable

[problemsleuth]

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

[problemsleuth]

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.

[problemsleuth]

everything alright over there champ?

[stellarsoular]

[funnytwittertweets]

[candiedspit]

ON COMPLIANCE

[chessys]

*has destructive intrusive thoughts* feels good, feels organic

[autohaste]

*me thinking this boy had genuine feelings for me*

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me

[stability]

@ songs that make me feel both slutty and powerful, thank you

[artisanalbooty]

Cotton eyed joe

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[bramblepatch]

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[6balls]

[shabbytigers]

[bobcat-pie]

Their boyfriend proposes to them and the first thing they do is get the ring checked to see if the diamonds are real or not... toxic

[radio-sparks]

Bruh it’s a crow 

[naturaekos]

“Who has not asked himself at some time or other: am I a monster or is this what it means to be a person?”

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