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I love incorrect Quotes, Movies & Series and Musicals!

[incorrecthannigramquotes]

Hannibal: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?

Will: They’re for Winston.

Hannibal: Why are you making pancakes for the dog?

Will: He doesn’t know how.

[benez]

Why I stan Twice? Their songs just gave me two choices: yes or yes. They just cheer me up. How I couldn’t get the signal earlier? Guess it was the fancy concept that gave me the feels. I really can’t stop them from being my heart shaker.

[melitadala]

Chan: Hyunjin get up!

Hyunjin: I am not sleeping, I am dead. Leave flowers, say something about my perpetual beauty and leave.

[benez]

*Predebut*

Minho: *throws the controller* dang I lost again!

Jeongin: you want me to leave so you can say bad words?

Minho: Yes please.

[incorrect-staytiny]

Bang Chan: [walks into the kitchen]

Hyunjin: [sitting on the fridge, screaming, toaster on fire]

Bang Chan, leaving: and that’s enough for today

[icecreamstraykids]

lee know: … you’re giving me a sticker?

felix: not just any sticker

felix: it’s a sticker of a kitty saying "me-Wow"

lee know: i’m not a preschooler

felix: then i’ll take it back

lee know, hissing: no, i earned this, back off

[kpopincorrect-quotes]

Minho: Awwww who's a good little boy? Are you a good little boy?

Jeongin: hyung we're on national television

Minho: you didn't answer my question.

Jeongin: *sigh*

Jeongin: I'm a good little boy

[icecreamstraykids]

hyunjin: you really push all my buttons…

seungmin: sorry, i’m still looking for mute

[randomkpopshit]

Felix: are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night...

Chan: I got a solid 10 minutey

Chan: Not consecutively, but it's still fine, you're not even THAT blurry

[kittywaffles97]

Minho, Hyunjin and Jisung, sitting around a table:

Minho: okay Sung, remember what we told you?

Jisung: *nods*

Hyunjin: so what do we call a fan who respects boundaries?

Jisung: a thank you

Minho: and what do we call fans who makes you uncomfortable?

Jisung: a fuck off!

Chan, in the doorway, wiping a tear out of his eye: that's my boy

[icecreamstraykids]

Seungmin: what’s on your mind?

Hyunjin: your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips and yet we can tiptoe but not tipfinger- seungmin where are you going

[icecreamstraykids]

Han: i’ll go with you

Lee Know: no, i can’t risk people i care about getting hurt

Seungmin: i’ll go with you

Lee Know: okay, let’s go

[incorrectskzquotes]

Chan: we call that a traumatic event

Chan, looking at Felix: NOT a bruh moment

Chan, looking at Hyunjin: NOT a "major L"

Chan, looking at Jisung: and DEFINETELY NOT an "OOF lmao"

[icecreamstraykids]

Hyunjin: my life has kind of gone downhill since i found out it wasn’t zac efron singing in high school musical…

Jeongin:

Jeongin: THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT WASN’T ZAC EFRON SINGING-

[mimas-spam]

Han, texting the members: bro

Han: broski

Han: brotien

Han: brosicle

Han: broseph

Han: brotastic

Han: Han Brolo

Han: broba fett

Han: brotato chip

Han: bromosexual

Han: broheamian rhapsody

[incorrect-staytiny]

Minho: Jeongin, do you want to explain to me exactly why you just HAD to run back into the dorms? Which are on FIRE?

Jeongin, covered in ash and holding 14 different plushies: not really

[iknowyouknowlino]

Chan: hey guys, what are you doing?

Jeongin, face first on the floor: questioning the reason of my existence

Seungmin, eating popcorn: and i'm supervising