Wow

High hopes and big coats

[just-shower-thoughts]

11/11/11 was 11 years ago

[boartits]

skrim

[campyvillain]

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

[campyvillain]

disclaimer i have never seen this movie I just think the soul of this guy possessed me

[campyvillain]

disclaimer revoked i just watched this movie and this was dead on

[googleygareth]

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

[makeawishitsadream]

This is one of the best running gags in cinematic history

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

[woolieshubris]

[loth-catgirl]

[zeroiii-deactivated20150808]

My dad came into my room while I was playing kh and just said “Donald duck huh” and left

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

found family but they’re all absolutely horrendous people

[unstoppable-mogar]

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

canadian guy who’s only played bioshock, metro 2033, fallout 4, doom 2016, nier automata, dishonored, machinegames wolfenstein, dark souls, and prey 2017 upon seeing any other video game for the first time:

[breastforce]

This is the most disgusting card I’ve ever seen literally it’s only purpose is so you can sit there with a shit-eating grin while your opponent is forced to shake your hand right before you completely destroy them. This is an entirely different level of disrespect.

[mellinth]

@rocksthosesocks

[riverdoge]

this card is banned from tournaments because it would cause actual physical fights

[superamatista]

#also people would like spit in their hands before using it lmao

[the-sapphic-raven]

[gorps]

[valtsv]

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

[shaggytwodope-deactivated202104]

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

alignment chart

[wrexingdrew]

[spar-kie]

[identificat]

[pacmantrinity-deactivated202207]

she does not FUCK

[sabrinawinslow-deactivated20191]

[gay-jesus-probably]

can you believe this website is free

[goth-academia-gf]

THE BEST FUCKING CONTENT FROM THE QUEEREST PLACE ON EARTH

[wayneradiotv]

[wayneradiotv]

[lesbianrey]

@lesbianahsoka here you go anya

original full audio

[notkatniss]

[ive-been-mistreated]

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

[heartshapedbasil]

[yiffmaster]

time is a flat circle

[bowserisgay]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ropemp3]

[a-yoda-a-day]

[yazmadranistan]

[geminiagentgreen]

Some of my favorites.