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Emily | 27| she/her 🌱 ~Critical Role lives in my mind rent free to keep out my existential crisis~

[benwyattbulb]

Yeah? Caduceus said himbo rights and fuck Icky thong

[lakesbian]

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

[sandersstudies]

Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee

The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)

[recomvery]

You are beautiful even on the days where you don't manage to take care of yourself.

[sox-andthecity]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[sharper-and-bigger]

Gary Larson remains a fucking demigod among cartoonists

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[itslookingback]

take me to church is still an amazing song. btw. if you wanted to know

[itslookingback]

no but literally. she tells me worship in the bedroom. the only heaven i'll be sent to is when i'm alone with you. i was born sick but i love it. command me to be well. if you're even listening

[byjove]

Devil’s Hole pupfish are so mysterious to me. Why are they blue? Why are they so beautiful? They live in a mysterious yucky geothermal pool with no end in sight with at least two sets of human remains at the bottom. Every time there is an earthquake, they flee into the depths of the cave and start fucking en masse. Their population fluctuates between like 35 and 550. Sometimes they randomly stop breathing for up to two hours and just sit there.

[byjove]

look at these handsome gentlemen

[beggars-opera]

With apologies to the entire archaeological community

[tissueboxesforseals]

✧ .。.:*・°☆.。.:*・ﾟ⸜( ˙ ˘ ˙)

[seerofmike]

too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

[seerofmike]

tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service

[podencos]

I’m too lazy for dating. Why can’t someone materialize out of nowhere and agree that we should spend the rest of our lives together

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[yeahdragon]

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

[yeahdragon]

There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.

Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much

[wishgirls-archive]

2016 was so wack how did mystic messenger, voltron legendary defender, pokemon go, yuri on ice, zootopia, stranger things, and overwatch all come out in like a span of 6 months

[wishgirls-archive]

some additions: haikyuu was going strong, homestuck ended, harambe, scary clowns, skam season 3, tt by twice, LEMONADE BY BEYONCÉ?????, here come dat boi, damn daniel, BNHA season 1 .... H*MILTON

[wishgirls-archive]

HISTORY OF JAPAN CAME OUT????????

[sandmandaddy69]

[nyanbinyuri]

[justiceleaque]

the sheer amount of artistic talent put into these panels to portray the right feeling on clark’s face is amazing

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

None of the images in the notes look like eachother but they all look like Clark wtf

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[the-gay-goblin]

Every time this graces my dash I can’t help but laugh until I’m on the verge of tears

[stalker-among-the-stars]

It’s a face that says “you aren’t wrong, but not for the reason you think”