slow your roll, bitch.

martina, 27. addicted to pop culture, music and puns. huge supernatural fan. also: doctor who sherlock teen wolf marvel movies and some other stupid stuff...

[bereadytoplay]

me and my bf are starting a twitch channel, he's pretty funny and quite a good player ;) so check it out and if you like it follow him and tell your friends :) help me get him on the map of streamers ;)

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

I can phil it collins in the air tonight, oh lord

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[dundermifflinscranton]

[memewhore]

[potc]

i can’t believe zach braff made the best tweet of 2017

[anglelica]

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

[totalparksandrec]

[decidedlylazy]

[strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac]

[dimetrodone]

Current mood: Jolly but rather mischievous airplame

[stevenjackie]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

this town ain’t big enough for the both of us

[slimetony]

Thankfully I am a small cowboy

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

shucks, you’re right pardner

[drinklust]

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

This is my favorite headline ever

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

[computeraidedenrichmentblog-blo]

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

[conquerorwurm]

Except in the universe where it does

[castieltherebel-deactivated2020]

i’m having an aneurysm