all hail emporer corvo

(talion/war | he/him | isfp) ☆ with a smile made for war

[raccoonscity]

[sinnerbird]

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 

[sinnerbird]

also this thread is open to anyone

[sinnerbird]

[very-salty-popcorn]

A very small boi enters

[5radchan]

@alpha-bread

[alpha-bread]

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

[pettyartist]

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

[kuro--sawa]

A pocket sized boy

[charlesoberonn]

[louis-fabulous-ass]

[bereftofregret]

Noct are you a human?

ive ive seen this a few times and with no idea when it was sent butsure i guess

[bereftofregret]

Why do you act like being a girl is such an awful thing though

i have no idea when or why this was sent but may as well answer i check tumblr like once a month i dont remember seein this before

there's nothing wrong about being a girl??? ive never said there was??? ur a girl if ur a girl and ur not if ur not, thats itim not a girl ad thats fine, if ur a girl that is also fine

[lithalos]

don’t fear the reaper

doodle before bed

[tin-pin-artist]

Reaper is pretty cool.

[laur-rants]

Something something questionable decisions, something something and then Zurich happened.

Let them just have one last shit head moment okay. Just one.

[disteal]

It takes a village to raise a child, if you don’t have a village half a dozen lethal idiots will have to do

[bereftofregret]

The Outsider: Hey, Daud, if I said "Delilah" with no context, what would you do?

Daud: ....Fuck's sake.

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[megatrcn]

Filipino recipes: add rice and soy sauce and some more rice MORE RICE MORE RICE MORE

[merak-zoran]

Serbian Recipes: everything is salad. Ajvar? Salad. A single whole hot pepper covered in oil? Salad. Cabbage? Salad. Kajmak? Salad.

[allmyemptyspace-deactivated2021]

Lebanese recipes: If you don’t have at least 3 family members cooking this dinner with you than you aren’t doing it right.

[demonessryu]

Indonesian recipes: have you added spices? Add some just in case. Eat with rice. It’s not a proper meal until there’s rice in it. You just had bread/burger/cake/pizza? Eat rice anyway or you’ll die of starvation

Bonus Javanese recipes: Have you added sugar? What do you mean it’s meant to be salty/sour/spicy/something else? ADD SUGAR.TO IT

[silver-millennial]

Canadian recipes: Well part of the directions are in metric but you have imperial measuring cups. I hope you like math because we’re going to find out how many gallons in a litre and how many millimetres are in a cup.

[stammsternenstaub]

Swedish recipes: Assemble all the beige items you have in your kitchen. Great. now add raw red onions, dill and salt and white pepper. if u prefer it blander, don’t do the last things. consider serving it with jam

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Norwegian recipes: listen after three days skiing uphill you will eat anything so stop complaining.

[tiggurix-deactivated20180731]

Actual Norwegian recipe: As long as it includes potatoes, it’s a meal.

[pansexualkiba]

korean recipes: make this one very spicy dish in five minutes and serve with twenty-odd side dishes

[sanctferum]

The signs as emotions

Aries: Apathy Taurus: Nervousness Gemini: Self-loathing Cancer: Hatred Leo: Affection Virgo: Concern Libra: Regret Scorpio: Arrogance Capricorn: Anger Aquarius: Lust Peixes: Cheerfulness

[sanctferum]

wait a second

[theycantalk]

dog jobs

signed prints

[cheese24k]

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

[missjonesie99]

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

[auncyen]

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

[tamhonksss]

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

[aegontargaryen]

Facts: this Japanese character from Japan with a Japanese name, created by Japanese people for Japanese media is in fact not white

Racists : 😭😠😠🚫🚫😠😠💀😠🚫😠🔪🔪💣😠😭😠🔪💣🔪🔪🔪💀💀🔪😠☣️😠🔪🚫🚫💥🔥💣😠😠😠😠😭😠🔪

[supernatural-fallout]

But Japanese people are white??

[iloveyixingsomuch-blog]

i hate this damn website so much

[gayrikus]

the three personality types stem from the belief in buddhist philosophy that unhealthy thinking grows from three primary roots, which manifest as the deluded, greedy, and aversive temperaments.

[simonjadis]

dragon age character: walks into a cave

giant spiders: