Experiment #62 (Psittacine Preferences)
Observation: Small parrots make many musical noises and have on several occasions repeated entire melodic sequences.
Question: Would a small parrot make an acceptable musical instrument?
Hypothesis: A small parrot makes an acceptable musical instrument.
Experiment: An experiment as to whether or not a small parrot will make an acceptable musical instrument was conducted by the selection of three subjects; a male cockatiel approx. 4 years old, a female cockatiel approx. 14 months old, and male budgerigar approx. 18 months old. Each subject was clasped loosely in two hands and held at face level. The beak of each subject was then placed against the lips and subjected to several soft “doots” by the scientist in a manner most resembling the method of playing the kazoo.
Results: The male cockatiel expressed doubts about the clasping and was released before the experiment could be conducted. He then retreated to the top of the bird gym and proceeded to observe the rest of the experiment with suspicion.
The female cockatiel appeared to be confused about the nature of the experiment and responded to the dooting by grooming the scientist’s lips, attempting to insert her beak into the nose before removing several nose hairs. The experiment was abruptly concluded and the subject expressed disappointment and refused to leave the scientist’s shoulder, repeatedly attempting to continue it and throwing a tantrum when denied the opportunity to remove more hair.
The male budgerigar responded to the dooting enthusiastically with returned dooting and various electronic noises along with intermittent exclamations of “HBBBRRRRPPPPTH!!!”
Conclusion: Additional data must be obtained before a definitive conclusion can be reached.