i‘m a potato @bestestpotato - Tumblr Blog

smilecapsules-deactivated202106

open a new window somewhere in the world.

i love this because it’s such a simple concept but it answers things i didn’t even know how to ask

Looking out of people’s windows is such a peaceful way of travelling… I got a snowfall in Argentina, a nice sea view in Ukraine, a clothes line in the fog in Bangalore. Antonella from Tavernaro, I like your wooden bird.

abandoned-as-mustard

i loved all the pet kitties looking out the windows or suddenly noticing the camera <3

vintar

i had a meet n greet with the anaesthesiologist for my top surgery and he said it’s his favourite procedure to work on because everyone who wants it is just so truly happy to be there, and i can’t stop thinking about this career that is 99% attending to various sadnesses miseries and woes and 1% having funny little dudes in dangerfield buttonups throwing themselves on the operating table like YEEHAW LET’S GOOOO

bigdickwizard

i don’t normally add to people’s posts, but i’m an OR nurse who specializes in gender affirming surgery, and this is totally correct. when we bring the patient into the OR we always ask them what surgery they’re having (to make sure there are no oopsies) and more often than not, my top surgery patients will say “YOU’RE CUTTIN’ THESE BITCHES OFF” or “YOU’RE GONNA YEET THE TEATS” and i know i have the best job in the world.

vintar

thank you for the support, big dick wizard

flyin-shark

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

felixcloud6288

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

flyin-shark

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

strangehorse

he understands the website your honour

fandoms-most-parentified

I’m Getting Adopted By… WHO? (tumblr parent poll round 1 poll 17)

Bilbo Baggins - The Hobbit

pukicho - Tumblr

Remaining time: 2 days 16 hours

Propaganda under cut

pukicho

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

pukicho

That is no way to talk to your father

farrox-deactivated20180925

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

farrox-deactivated20180925

I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

drakepaws-archive-blog

Ive only gained a single follower through all this bullshittery

anothercrankyblogger

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

sepiasparrow

Just two pookies

greenprase-art

i'm an armor understander. a cheek kiss hatch is essential

depsidase

roastbasilisk

I'm gonna be honest with you, she looks like regular Kabru.

super-affection

pinkypixie23

principal michael robinavitch and newly hired science teacher dennis whitaker ✏️⚗️📚

imjunebitch

when we "lose" a cis butch woman because he becomes a trans man or masc you should actually say such things as yay, yippee, or hooray.

olidel

gingersnapwolves

my "I'm with the boomers on this one" take is that I should not need an app to park my fucking car. increasingly when I'm out and about and need to use public parking, the only option is an app. no. no. give me a meter I can plug the loose change from the bottom of my purse into. worst comes to absolute worst give me a machine to insert my credit card which prints a receipt for the dashboard of my car (I don't like those either but at least they are on site). "to pay for parking, download our app!" why don't you download my ass