I just want to experience the affectionate tension of always being called by my surname by that one person until the moment one of our lives is in danger and they tenderly call me by my first name
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I just want to experience the affectionate tension of always being called by my surname by that one person until the moment one of our lives is in danger and they tenderly call me by my first name
Enemies to lovers romance is the journey from sweetheart (derogatory) to sweetheart (affectionate)
If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it
sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash
Endgame spoilers:
they have been avenged
did they end the game
they ended the game
i want to be WOOED!!! i want to be ADORED!!! fuck anyone who says it’s “cheesy” or “a cliche” i want to be ROMANCED!!!
me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.
I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.
I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.
it just keEPS GOING
Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.
…the fuck.
The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch
i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”
“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”
Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.
Wow…
Well then. This post sure has aged like a fine wine.
This is truly the Hotel California of websites
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
Reblogging for that last exchange.
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The beach is my peaceful place
Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi.
Beetlejuice headers
like or reblog please
han solo x ben solo parallels
This is the most Han Solo sass I've seen in one gif and it isn't even Han.
This was the glow up we all deserved. Adam Driver did an excellent job portraying Kylo/Ben in TROS, we've all been blessed.
the biggest steal of 2019 is disney not making these two ships canon because they’re cowards
— and you know heroes make the best legends // k.s.
the ocean is a friend of mine