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[betterthanpills]

Just got a pap smear for the first time today and all of you need to get fucking serious.

The fear-mongering is crazy. That wasn’t painful at all. Please get your check-ups 🙏🏼 cervical cancer will ACTUALLY hurt!!! A pap smear is at most a bit uncomfortable.

Please be safe out there and stop believing the internet.

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Sometimes you gotta acknowledge that your mom is acting like a fucking loser and move one with your day. 🙃

Like… love you lots, but you’re a loser! Keep defending misogynistic male relatives while not getting anything in return. 🤷‍♀️

[betterthanpills]

twitter lesbians™️ will claim moral superiority, but then when they talk about straight women and/or bi women they start to sound like a conservative senator from texas.

“YOU CUMSLUT DICKSUCKERS GET FUCKED BY MEN, USED BY MEN, STAINED BY MEN, I hate men <3. YOUR BI GF WILL LEAVE YOU FOR A MAN. STRAIGHT WOMEN WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE TRUE LOVE, NOR SHOULD THEY CAUSE ITS FROM A MAN. YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF IF YOU LIKE MEN. BISEXUAL GFS WILL GIVE YOU STDS. I WILL NEVER DATE A BISEXUAL, BUT I WILL ERASE HER SEXUALITY CAUSE I DONT LIKE THAT SHE GETS fUcKeD BY MEN. YOU’RE A USED TOOTHBRUSH!!!! YOU DISGUST ME.”

…there’s actually a good way to critique patriarchy and internalized misogyny btw, but some of you performative losers are so far up your own ass that your “wokeness” just 180s back into right-wing misogyny. Idiots.

[betterthanpills]

Being down bad for a guy that does parkour as a hobby… my life has officially hit a new low

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Not down bad anymore after getting a drink with him…

Ladies, remember, a crush is IN FACT just a lack of information!

[betterthanpills]

Kinda down bad again idk

[betterthanpills]

My dad has the worst aura ever btw, like just think of the most annoying, rude, self-victimizing person in your life, and I guarantee you that my dad is worse.

[betterthanpills]

Being down bad for a guy that does parkour as a hobby… my life has officially hit a new low

[betterthanpills]

Not down bad anymore after getting a drink with him…

Ladies, remember, a crush is IN FACT just a lack of information!

[betterthanpills]

I HATE to admit it but working out really does help your mood, your mental health, and your physical well-being. Who would’ve thought!!1!?1? 💀💀💀 lmao

Been regularly attending pilates classes for the past month, and guess what I do feel better… 😭 I’ve got more strength, better posture, look leaner, and feel more energized.

How crazy… lol 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

[betterthanpills]

Okay gonna pretend I’m a film critic cause I watched “Wuthering Heights” by Emerald Fennell last Friday.

I’d give it a solid 6.5-7/10, not wow, not bad (in my opinion).

Firstly (and as everyone expected), it is not a faithful adaptation of the book. So as an English lit major I wasn’t gonna be purposefully annoying and virtue signal that it wasn’t what I expected, like many of you losers online.

It’s not that deep, it’s just a different portrayal of the story. (The OG Wuthering Heights story between Cathy & Heathcliff is only 1/3 of the book btw for those who didn’t know.)

That being said, I do think that Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi were both fundamentally miscast, even for this adaptation. They didn’t really have this “can’t live without you”-type chemistry. I just wasn’t buying it.

Both of them are also kinda old-looking for their respective parts. Robbie, especially, does not sell the whole “spoiled little girl Cathy” very well since she has looked 30 since she was 20 (not an insult btw, she still looks 30 as a 35 y/o, and is incredibly beautiful and talented, but it doesn’t fit for Cathy). Elordi, on the other hand, is very unbelievable as Heathcliff. He gave a wonderful performance in Frankenstein, which I loved very much, but here he reminded me of his role in The Kissing Booth…I thought Shazad Latif exuded more sexual charisma as boring ass Edgar.

Latif, Hong Chau, and Alison Oliver were great in their respective roles. I really enjoyed watching their scenes. The lack of real tension between Cathy and Heathcliff made me root for Nelly as she was sabotaging their relationship. Like yeah, they kinda deserve to die in this adaptation 😭 (in MY opinion).

The sex scenes were very mild also, not nearly as “pervy” as some of you pearl clutchers love to exclaim for likes on the internet. Very, very mild and vanilla. I’m sure the sex scenes in Heated Rivalry are more intense and interesting than in this film.

Lastly, I have to say that the cinematography and costumes were absolutely beautiful, no need to lie here. Aesthetics have never been an issue for Fennell.

Also, the way some of you criticize her and the women who do enjoy this film is incredibly disappointing and misogynistic. Y’all would rather spew that Fennell “belongs in the kitchen like a real woman” like those right-wingers instead of constructively criticizing her work. Fucking morons. Being sexist for internet likes will never get you anywhere in life btw, it’ll only set us back.

Okay, that was that. I probably won’t voluntarily watch it again, but if my girlies wanted to do movie night with this film, it also wouldn’t be the worst.

Xoxoxo tumblr user betterthanpills

[betterthanpills]

So incredibly quotable.

I love to randomly say ‘sorrows, sorrows…prayers’ in an uptight, upperclass British accent.

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Being down bad for a guy that does parkour as a hobby… my life has officially hit a new low

[betterthanpills]

why are ppl pretending that the actual beatles were hot and that the actors playing them are a so-called “humiliation ritual” compared to the real artists…?

mind you, idgaf about the biopics nor mescal, dickinson, keoghan or quinn, but the four of them are not worse-looking than the OG beatles, let’s stop lying to ourselves. it’s very much a situation of average-meets-average in the looks department (not trying to be rude).

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wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

[betterthanpills]

You’re all being very weird about Margot Robbie btw… another year, another misogynistic campaign towards another woman… BIG SIGH

You all disgust me, especially the women participating in those hate campaigns. You’re such fucking idiots.

[betterthanpills]

the jeremy irons agenda is spreading again… we love to see it

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Another Jeremy Irons renaissance!!! since weirdo parasocial gay hockey show fans are trying to cancel François Arnaud…😭

You are not serious people omg… I’m gen z but get 80% of gen z of twitter bruhhhh what the actual fuck is wrong with you all 💀

[betterthanpills]

HATE hypochondria!!! Like calm tf down, you’re FINE!!!!

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Camila Morrone is one of the few actresses where I think she honestly is a better fit with older actors as her on-screen romantic interests.

Usually it’s such a misogynistic thing in Hollywood that women are always paired with men twice their age, and something should be done about that, but with her, idk, I feel like she looks so great paired with a man 10+ years her senior 🤷‍♀️

[betterthanpills]

I always think I’ve seen the worst of fandom spaces, but every year I’m disproven of this thought…cause, my god…. the stranger things fandom, especially the weirdos who ship #THAT non-canon gay ship, are truly some of the most idiotic, delusional, and annoying people I’ve seen in a LOOOOONG time.

You all need some psychological help, life’s too short to waste it on dumb shit like that. Pathetic 😭 I didn’t even watch S5, and they’re showing up on my fucking TL, GO AWAY!!!!!