Birth is a Curse and Existence is a Prison 🕺🏻

almost entirely AFTG bullshit with whatever else i come across peppered in ——————————

[bettterlucknexttime]

this bobs burgers clip SCREAMS mini Kevin and Riko i can’t watch it without thinking of them

[ziegenkind-deactivated20190508]

list of piercings in the captions

Keep reading

[sadd-n-subbyy]

who put me in charge of me. mistake. I cannot be trusted

[memorycycle]

i went to strong apes that kill you island and

[brucebocchi]

go on

[tumbwr]

she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!

[tumbwr]

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[afeelgoodblog]

After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.

[cloudfreed]

This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!

[w00dchips]

Mom How Do I

Dad How Do I

[notbomb]

My parents were not very good teachers of life skills so this is G R E A T.

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[onlinebeast]

psh, this party sucks *teleports to the cactus dimension* oh i don't like it here

[cipheramnesia]

Has this ever happened to you? You're at a party, it sucks, and you decide to teleport to the cactus dimension.

Remember STD:

Stop.

Think.

Don't teleport to the cactus dimension.

Teleporting to the cactus dimension is responsible for over fifty deaths or major injuries every decade, and recent studies show the long term side effects may include trying to enslave other dimensions to the cactus overlords or getting poked a lot.

Don't let yourself become the next one to not like it in the cactus dimension. Just say, "I'm not teleporting to the cactus dimension" to teleporting to the cactus dimension.

[3ofusjust3]

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[emry-stars-art]

I can't think of a caption, I keep looking at him

[thingsbydiana]

💚⚪🖤 A very aro-dynamic dragon flying into your week!

[ninoacca]

fem andreil requested by friends :3 pov ur a fox and you went back to the locker room for something you forgot and now ur life is in peril

[lnmei]

A moment after a win that Dan captured on camera! A rare bonding moment and Kevin’s real smile :)

( GIF version here ! )

The Foxhole Court by Nora Sakavic

[scholliski]

Aaron @ Andrew when the mafia arrives to take Neil

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

Now, I’m not saying romantic relationships are inferior, or that they’re useless, or that you being in one or that you shipping some characters romantically is Bad or something off the walls like that. What I’m saying is that two people (or characters, since we’re talking shipping here) can be just as devoted to each other, love each other just as deeply, mean just as much to each other while being in a platonic relationship. The end point of caring about someone doesn’t have to be romance.

Friendship isn’t a stepping stone between strangers and romantic partners, it’s a different path. And you can follow that path as deep into the wood as a romantic one if you want, and neither is inferior to the other, they just have different views.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

reblog my aro posts you cowards

[neilsracquet]

i just know kevin never got over the fact that he somehow pulled nathaniel wesninskis file out of thousands of strikers like I just know that 10 years later he would still be up at night like “how the fuck did i actually manage that what the fuck”

[karasawr]

I had to draw Andrew Minyard wearing the outfit i wore today

[g4rdens-of-b4bylon]

the wlw urge to ship wenclair

but the aroace spectrum urge to headcannon wednesday as aroace