[natalieironside]

One thing that always gets a chuckle out of me is using the word "canonically" to describe things we know about the real world.

[sparrowpharoh]

The Pope is canonically Catholic

[natalieironside]

How dare you be funnier than me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thepersonalquotes]

[faebirdie]

just to be clear, the fact that music was nominated for a golden globe is absolutely disgusting. every single (adult) involved in that gross, ableist movie should be sickened by themselves.

for those of you who don't know, music (2021) is a movie being directed by sia about a nonverable autistic girl. not only does it not include any actually autistic people in the movie itself but it also only took advice from autism speaks which is looked at as a hate group by the majority of the autistic community. leaked scenes have also shown the movie glorifying prone restraints which are incredibly dangerous and have resulted in major injuries and even death to disabled people as recently as last year.

autistic people just like me have been incredibly outspoken about how harmful this movie is but the allistic have been mostly silent. we are already seeing reviews calling this movie 'inspiring' and important' and it's absolutely horrific! we need your help calling this out. please stand with us and call out this disgusting display of disrespect to autistic folks.

💛 - your local actually autistic pal

p.s. please, please reblog if you aren't autistic.

[vstheworld]

sia wasn’t even just silent, when autistic actors pointed out that she hadn’t even tried to contact anyone with autism to be in her film, sia’s response was “well maybe you’re just not a good enough actor.” when she was challenged about making this film, she assured us that she had “done her research” by WATCHING HOURS OF MELTDOWN VIDEOS.

Please don’t watch Music, it’s exploitative, deliberately excluded autistic people from our own narrative and inspires nothing in us but pain and anger.

[ida-backwards-intherain]

Autism Speaks recently confirmed that they were not, contrary to Sia's claims, consulted in the making of this movie. I repeat: the terrible people Sia lied about asking for advice had to clarify that Sia was lying about having asked them for advice.

Sia recently said, in response to outcry from autistic people, that she was going to cut the restraint scenes from future screenings if the film and ads a disclaimer at the start because she had "listened to the wrong people" during her "research", but the fact remains that she was actively hostile to autistic people's concerns for a long-ass time and lied repeatedly - e.g. about having initially hired an autistic actress for the role, then replacing her when she found the set too overwhelming; quotes from interviews years ago confirm that she wrote the role for this specific actor all along.

[hayleypowers]

[anxietyproblem]

[zero-two-ten]

this site has one setting

[jenroses]

I’m laughing, but there’s a super useful corollary, which my husband calls “the Red Balloon.” He was a defense lawyer and had a fair number of drug addicts come through, and there is a thing where if you’re like, on your first offense, they’ll do a thing where you can go to treatment and if you complete it they’ll take the conviction off your record.  And he would tell his clients, “Look, everyone’s going to tell you not to do drugs. They’re going to say it over and over again. And it’s like, if people tell you not to think of a white elephant, you’re going to think of a white elephant. But the trick to not thinking about a white elephant is to think of a red balloon. So you need to find your red balloon. For some people it’s yoga. For others it’s woodworking. For some people it’s scrapbooking or gardening or any of a long list of things to do. They focus on that, it’s a lot easier to succeed in ignoring the white elephant.” So yeah, “watch yourself” is one thing… but the better idea is to watch something else. (Even if it’s fanfic about werewolves fucking.)

It’s a form of productive dissociation, and is super, super helpful. It’s easy for me to get bogged down in how much pain I’m in… but some of the most painful periods of my life have also been the most productive, writing-wise, because writing is one of my red balloons. 

[nedlittle]

i was tasked with creating a shakespeare scene/monologue using only lines from other plays + ended up getting a perfect 100 for this lmao

@jeynegrey told me to post this so i had to comply

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[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[zeud]

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

[argodeon]

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

[possomfaced]

I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck

[diamond-system-central]

ITS THE REAL ONE YES

You don’t understand how long I searched for this-

[heartheartheart15-deactivated20]

LAST ONE OF THE DECADE

[possomfaced]

LAST ONE OF THE DE

[ouchithyst]

first of the new decade

[headboardlights-deactivated2021]

So, you wanna wear your cool pants with your cool shoes.

Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:

So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:

So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(

Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:

Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:

Step 3! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:

You have now created a cuff that matches the rest of your pants! Now go, wear your stompy boots with funky pants and be gay

[sevenelevenprophet]

Reblog to save a gay

[askiathedickhead]

How do they keep falling for the bait?

[azorell]

Omg people, stop rebloging only the first part! The guy did his research, realized his mistake, and actually apologized:

That’s rare enough to be mentioned, don’t you think?

[lissdrawshere]

This has a happy ending

[stammsternenstaub]

Life doesn’t end at 23. 30 isn’t old. Fetishising youth as the ultimate desirable characteristic in a person is actively harmful to both young and old people. Some of us lost our teenage years to abuse and recovery, and can only begin living when we’re at a different life stage.  Literally knock it off, the lot of you.

[linkinlovee]

LPFamily Moments

[feelingsofaithless]

I flow poems out to Saturn and passed it  Easy as a standard anti-gravity backflip Satellite tracking can’t map up my tactics I spit the same shit they split an atom in half with 

[xx-hvnsnt-xx-deactivated2022110]

dude, i feel like a burden on everyone, but i also want attention

[dexfiles]

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

[vee-a-literal-alien-deactivated]

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

[tinymindstinythoughts]

I’m ready to Marie Kondo this fucking body. This spine does not bring me joy

[minicy]

Body by Mother Mother