cry&die

[ourladyinshadow-deactivated2023]

when tumblr realizes femmes can be muscular and butches arent intrinsically muscular

[hauntedzone]

hey tumblr autistics do any of you get this weird thing where when you drink a lot you suddenly get this feeling that you need to pee?

[vir-adahlen]

still think about that post that’s like dragon age characters are always breaking character to go on suspiciously detailed centrist rants. it’s so funny. what if that happened to all of us

[vir-adahlen]

my roommate: hey kate when you’re at the store can you pick up some paper towels, we’re out

me: oh? paper towels?

my roommate: yeah thanks

me: what an interesting request

my roommate: uh—

me: disastrous for the environment, paper towels. or at least that’s what they say. swaths of forests cut down to make them every hour

my roommate: oh ok yeah i mean if you’d prefer we could look into using cloth towels—

me: oh! but bacteria builds up on cloth towels so easily. i knew a man a while back. yes, i’d even call him a friend. he died from an infection caused by a cloth towel that an environmentalist forced him to use against his will

my roommate: dude what—

me: it’s just so hard to know what the right choice is

my roommate: oh hold up you’re breaking character to go on a suspiciously detailed centrist rant, i forgot you told me you did this sometimes

me: maybe both sides are wrong

[vir-adahlen]

#dragon age#i’m crying#they’re always phrased just like that too#and then your friend would say ‘i guess paper towels are okay sometimes’ and you’d greatly disapprove and threaten to move out

@nonhoration you’re deeply deeply right lmao. game of the year

[vague-humanoid]

@birgittesilverbow

[matrix-quote]

TRINITY: Dodge these bullets, from my gun’s.

- The Matrix (1999)

[deceasedcharacteroftheday]

Today’s Deceased Character of the Day is: Benry from Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware

[deceasedcharacteroftheday]

Every Time You Say He Isn’t Dead I Kill Him Again.

[airsignz]

[normal-horoscopes]

Hey reminder that I'm one of those they/thems

[butwhypants]

[chilewithcarnage]

who up thats lgbt but not in a hazbin hotel way

[averyterrible]

i have not addressed this before, but i feel it necessary to finally speak my truth: i hate all of you for constantly subjecting me to pictures of Robert Downey Jr., even as a "joke"

[maxknightley]

[seasononesam]

[notesofacrocodile1994-archive]

love it when the show that's been canceled 7 years ago randomly trends on this website every other week

[overheard-at-school]

[wolfbuns]

the among us babies’ great adventure

[mysharona1987]

[poop-cop-deactivated20220131]

[oneheadtoanother]

[jermafireman]

I think jerma would really thrive as a medieval peasant like not even as a jester I mean jerma as some serf field worker would be having a great time getting strong of farm work then just hanging out slinging jokes making the whole tavern chortle enjoying the natural beauty of the world. Like tell me im wrong...

what even makes you think about shit like this ?

[thewomenandthechildren]

one day, you will close Tumblr for a final time…

[calware]