fuck ice, acab baby

im sad and gay what r u gonna do about it - they/she/he/it (any pronouns rlly)

[fallout-lou-begas]

no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient

she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live

[bezzly]

drinking a coffee that tastes like a waffle made into A yummy hot drink.

[bezzly]

it's that time of the year where i can't tell if im romantically in love with my friend or if it's platonic.....i would like to purchase one lobotomy and a gallon of the mary jane please.

[bezzly]

UPDATE: SAID FRIEND AND I ARE NOW DATING. THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE TIMELINE. A GALLON OF THE MARY JANE IN CELEBRATION

[bezzly]

yall are telling me people use this website for porn 😰😰😰

[bezzly]

crash

[bezzly]

it's that time of the year where i can't tell if im romantically in love with my friend or if it's platonic.....i would like to purchase one lobotomy and a gallon of the mary jane please.

[the-gaping-wound-of-christ]

i wanna see something. reblog this and tag whether youve ever slept in jeans 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Reading your posts feels like eating a banana, it’s kinda tingly and itchy and makes me very uncomfortable but I also like it too much to stop

you are allergic to bananas 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

are you uninformed loons really unaware that bananas aren’t SUPPOSED to cause tingling & swelling sensations?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

also potatoes are not supposed to give you potato sweats. pineapples aren’t supposed to be spicy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

YES pineapples contain an enzyme that literally dissolves the top layer of the inside of your mouth. NO, most people aren’t able to actually taste that happening

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

kiwis aren’t supposed to make your mouth itch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

much respect to the people in the notes going “i have learned something new about myself today, but i am going to continuing eating and enjoying my itchy spicy danger food”

[spacetimequeertinuum]

Important question: are grapes supposed to make your throat pruny like fingers in bathwater?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honey, no.

[bezzly]

so celery isn’t supposed to make your mouth numb. this is a revelation to me

[bezzly]

if netflix and marvel were brave enough they would have made wesley and fisk make out

send tweet

[bezzly]

hello all my followers take my super special uquiz im sorry in advance

https://uquiz.com/1kijAc

[theforce]

name one native american intellectual off the top of your head, name one native american actor or actress off the top of your head, name one native american senator, one native american news anchor, or an author or a tv personality or a singer or a poet or a comedian, name a single native american teacher you’ve had, can you? probably not 

ok so now think of one native american cartoon character you know of or a sports team relating to native americans whether it’s their actual name or their team logo, or a town you live in or near with a “native” name bet a lot of these things came to you right away i bet you didn’t even have to think 

needing native representation in media, education and government are not decoy issues, the commercialization and appropriation of native cultures are not decoy issues, the lack of native representation is institutional oppression at work 

[travelingstargazer]

White people specifically need to reblog this, I don’t CARE if it makes you uncomfortable–that’s the point. Listen to Native voices about Native issues PLEASE

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

i love smelling weed in a public place like i know somebody havin a good time!

[bezzly]

this is my first real piece of art i’ve ever posted so enjoy :) if you ask me to tell you where the light source is i WILL start crying and throwing up

[urfaveisunfuckable]

HELP ur anime girl keyboard spam reaction images give me life.. do u have anymore.. pls i need them

i do.

[bezzly]

i always mixed up lps and lsd when I was a kid and i think that alone should qualify me for dyslexia

[manyfandomsonelog]

Normalize being out of touch. Normalize being out of time. Let people be out of their heads when you’re not around.

[hootenanie]

on a spiritual level I am wildly and irresponsibly brandishing a knife as I gesture