[lichen-thr0pe]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

@perdviv

[0pluto-134340]

physically i'm here. mentally i'm book 2 zuko standing on a cliff and melodramatically yelling at god to shoot lightning at him

[finnwolfhards]

this is superior humor

[brucebocchi]

[turnipfritters]

[theweirdwideweb]

Uptown Theater in Minneapolis

[hamster-run-faster]

In 50 years high school students will be reading about the Covid-19 pandemic on their tablets and this will be Figure 10

[amesantiago]

+bonus:

[amirdrassil]

ok forget everything else i’ve previously said on the subject - THIS is my favourite star wars behind-the-scenes story:

[fialleril]

This is the greatest thing I have ever read.

[qthewetsprocket]

What, your Bible doesn’t have the nativity story with God’s miracle of the sentient trash bin coming to pay its respects to the baby Jesus?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

these wise men have travelled far and brought gifts of gold, frankincense, and the plans for the Death Star

[portraitoftheoddity]

Now THAT should have been the Star Wars Holiday Special. 

[bhersey]

Ever wonder if you’re just not meant to be happy?

[valtsv]

[goingtobuffalo]

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

[0oazulo0-deactivated20160908]

Depends.

[goingtobuffalo]

… On what

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

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[theawesomeadventurer]

okay but this is a power move above any other

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

[frodo-sam]

Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment… even the very wise cannot see all ends.

[makemelaughblog]

[spookydrawz-deactivated20181029]

That’s horrifying

[2seat]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things I love about this

someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail

the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail

“live harmless reptile”

her face

the tortoise’s face

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Thats a fucking snapping turtle

[online-ghost]

Her face says this is bad but not the worst thing she has seen

[xavierstea]

[blacksabbathica]

The first ever picture taken of Black Sabbath ,1968 by Jim Simpson

[queerlycarter]

when i’m apathetic due to disassociation, it feels as if all of my emotions are muted, trapped behind a thick glass wall and totally out of focus. i know they are there; i can feel them tapping on the wall, calling through it, but they are muffled. there is no connection and they are easily dismissed or ignored.