i love you

terfs shove a firecracker up your asshole

[bhgfcbkugvnnbvf]

gay sex actually kinda sucks

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[crazysodomite]

trying to jerk off but every time i reach into my pants its just sand. sand slipping through my fingers...

[doriangraysrockcollection]

trump's gonna declare himself king via executive order and the democrats are gonna be like, DEADNAME, democracy is at stake. Can you spare $2?

[technovillain]

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

[orcboxer]

• Keyboard with a working N key

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

i didn’t understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they’re a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he’s relaying information he received from secondary sources

[godlikedyke]

this is so fucking wild to me I can’t stop laughing literally no wonder the perceived top shortage exists

[powerburial]

[vulpeculiarity]

[imp]

[gammadoppler]

"cash or card?" ummmmmm dubloons lol

[dogpuppy]

[the-nyanguard-party]

"i really need a pawjob right now"

*monkey paw curls*

[ancientcitystyle]

[monster2001]

[cosmicanger]

Kowloon City, Hong Kong. 1970s

[oneheadtoanother]

[cozy2000]

me when a customer asks why there's a funko pop with their likeness and full name that we refuse to sell to them