i was so worried in the beginning fdshdskj
I’m hiding money from my wife…..TO BUY HER GIFTS LMAO BITCH U THOUGHT.

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noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
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i was so worried in the beginning fdshdskj
I’m hiding money from my wife…..TO BUY HER GIFTS LMAO BITCH U THOUGHT.
Gal Gadot shares a sweet moment with young Wonder Woman fan
Oh hey where’d this fucking SNIPER ROUND COME FROM
You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.
That’s it
that’s it, man.
The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.
And maybe go some places
hahahahha so i just figured out i have to work over 36 hours a week to pay back my debts :)))))))))))
my mums dog has started faking a limp when she’s tired of playing with my dog so one of us will pick her up............ i-
i keep having dreams were im dating an amazing girl then i wake up and im single but my dog is curled up next to me so its fine
My sister and I were talking about good place vines…and…here we go…
there’s a certain type of sexism u only see if u have brothers…even if it’s not stated, it’s always expected for daughters to be a caregiver and do more housework than the boys in the home. and when sons DO step up and do half as much they’re automatically given praise for things we don’t even get a simple thank you for. they’re also given a thousand times more freedom…it’s truly incredible to witness lmao
i can’t like.. casually read. either i read 7,000 pages in a span of two days without food or sleep and forget to fucking breathe or i don’t ready anything, not even road signs for six months
This is from call the midwife and I was howling at this scene
Accurate
truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video
Pick me up like this
“That woman’s tongue can change my credit score.”
john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen
the bar is at the earth’s core
literally fuck you to hell tumblr
This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while
out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.
your work is appreciated
op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry
It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch