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Famous Simon aus I love how he’s Zendaya. He has no last name he is simply Simon
Lmao yes! 😭 but also famous Simon being like “my last name is private. You don’t have access to it.” Vs when he’s at home with his beautiful nerdy husband of a science teacher and he’s like “Simon Grace. This is my husband Dr Ryland Grace!” He really just wants to scream from the rooftops that he loves Ryland Grace
Grace: The Hail Mary is the culmination of every major world power coming together to create one of the most sophisticated self-propelled research stations ever made. Simon: This shit is so old-school. This is the best you guys could do? Grace: What Simon: You're still using a centrifuge for gravity. Grace: I... what were you using? Simon: I dunno. Do I look like an engineer to you? Grace:
Shane Hollander: I think I’m going to go take a shower. Care to join me?
Ilya Rozanov: Baby, I am going to tell you this now. If I ever say no to that question, put me down like lame horse.
Saw a funny post today and thought "yeah that's BloodyMary"
I think I'm gonna start posting my loose scribbly storyboards and comics again. wee woo wee woo
Me?? Posting a drawing?? More likely then you think- as I have gained the power of new crackship!!!!
Simon deserves to lay on Ryland's lap, and he held and get head and back scritches<333 I fucking love this ship and community smmmm yall give me sm strength and joy!
hudson really starred in a popular show won awards wore balienciaga and then said “ANYWAY back to youtube sketches where i dance around in phallic leopard print underwear for the bit” may he never change
tfw you’re high off your ass on pain meds and you’re pretty sure the guy that looks just like Ryan fucking gosling, who just pulled you from the Mayan’s description of hell with the help of a sentient rock, is an angel escorting you to heaven
Rylie is NOT doing work on her laptop 😭🙏🏽
More bloodymary Yuri for your souls
Closeups below :3
I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀
if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old
Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.
title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’
lot of terfs have been reblogging this so I may as well publicly state that the woman on the right is modeled with permission after my transfemme friend. if you relate to it as strongly as many of you claim in the tags I urge you to reflect upon that with empathy and compassion about the depth of experiences you truly do share with trans women.
otherwise fuck off I guess. my art is not fuel for your hatred.
One of my favorite things the fandom seems to have decided is that Shane is an eloper and climber when drunk. That man disappears and you find him in a tree ten minutes later, happy as can be and drunk as a skunk.
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
That's really not the usa. I'm from Europe and well, yeah i've always known the galas and the pink ladys and stuff. Maybe it's a living in a town thing? Like i've grown in the countryside so we had appeltrees in the garden, of course you're going to know there are types?
Did you realise it's the same for radishes and beetroots, and carrots and actually nearly every plant?
