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Jade/20's header by @shinsyl, avatar by @savbakk, sidebar by me. Formerly just-another-dalish-elf

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wolf-of-hearts-den]

@mew-cake

[dogthatlookshigh]

Step 1: get sword

Step 2:

Kill

[vipitis]

@therubyjailcell

[whitepeopletwitter]

[emptykitkat]

idk if this has been done before and I’m not gonna check because I’m lazy. So here’s something stupid ft. my favorite idiots and multi shipping

[audyketore]

nowhere NEAR enough hype around xenia……………. shes even TALLER and BUFFER than KASSANDRA?! her introduction is her CARVING UP a slave traders FACE?! shes a fucking PIRATE QUEEN?!?!?!?!?!!?! step up lesbians

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[kendallroynsfw]

blackwall’s secret was shocking the first time i played inquisition but upon replays it’s just fucking. hilarious. ur like “hey blackwall u been hearing any voices” and my man is just like “uhhhhhhhhhh haha yes and/or no whichever is the right answer”. this fool really came into the role so unprepared and we never. doubted him. why.

[tortoistor]

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back

fourth wall breaking

“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets

*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen

alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice

“fuck you” “well if you insist”

[nerdgasrnz]

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

[count-di-luna]

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

[susiephone]

the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies

people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them

alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit

bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”

someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)

choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character

the “hands go down” trope

example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*

[neonprotagonist]

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

[beradan]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon

[stunt-muppet]

i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression

[roachpatrol]

a high-stakes zany action scene forced to come to a complete halt while some characters take a very, very long elevator ride

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

i want 2 say something but it might be too controversial..

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

Lesbian: liqueurs & whiskey

Gay: cocktails and vodka

Bisexual: wines and champagnes

[ginger-ale-official]

you know i really wanted to like this post, but there’s just one little thing that’s being overlooked

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

don’t make me do this ginger-ale-official

[ginger-ale-official]

please… it is your duty

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

I’m sorry it has come to this. I wish we could have been friends

heterosexual: ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

oh yeah? oh fucking yeah? I’m going to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for the assurance that he will place a thumb tack on the ground wherever you walk so you can never take off your shoes again.  have fun sleeping in your loafers jackass

[malelavellan]

some motivational cole i made to cheer a friend up who suggested it might cheer some other folks up too~

[soothinghymn]

beckett, known skeptic: [suddenly freaks out after learning something about the sarcophagus and peaces the fuck outta L.A.]

my fledgling:

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[annabellioncourt]

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

[mothfishing]

#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf’s mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won’t go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it’s time to come home

[the-golden-ghost]

I actually like the “throwing clothes at it” better cause now I’m picturing Grandma stomping out of the house at 3 AM in her slippers, arms full of clothes and facing down this horrible, snarling beast.

And then she just starts flinging clothes at it like “GODDAMN IT JEFFERY IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON AND COME BACK INSIDE RIGHT THIS MINUTE”

[deleriousfromcoffee]

I love both these versions.

[catchymemes]

[inner-muse]

😂😂

[thereluctantinquisitor]

Reluctant’s Mini Giveaway!

Hello dearest followers and mutuals!

So, I wanted to do a little celebration for passing 3700 followers, and figured a short giveaway was the order of the day! 

How To Participate

The giveaway will go until Friday 26th April, 2100 (AEST -  there is a timezone converter HERE because I know I live in the land of the future for a lot of my followers!)

Likes and reblogs both count. You can reblog more than once but please don’t spam! I will be choosing via RNG.

You have to be following me as this is meant to be my chance to give a little something back to my followers

New followers are welcome to participate  

The Prize

The prize is a fic of your choice, featuring whoever you want (OCs, canon characters, both, etc.). 

Examples of my writing can be found HERE or on my main blog under the #reluctant_writes tag.

The ballpark length will be between 800 - 1000 words

You can be as specific as you like about what you request

I retain the right to decline or suggest something different if it is a topic I am not comfortable writing (there aren’t many, so you should be okay! If you win and are in doubt, just ask)

I write primarily in the Dragon Age fandom, but can branch out to Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, D&D and some TV shows. Just ask and I’ll let you know if it is something I am familiar with. If you want me to write about your OC, please ensure you are able to provide enough detail about them or have a place I can go to find it!

The tag I will be using for this is #reluctantgiveaway, and I will be reblogging it a few times over the next few days (so if you want to blacklist it, use that tag)!

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

the correct spideypool dynamic is ryan reynolds’ wade and 40 yr old peter from spiderverse no i do not take criticism

[megaminds-megamilkers]

You’re absolutely right and you should say it

[takaraphoenix]

Season 4 Finale Fix-It Fic: Who Tells Your Story

Quentin blinked, feeling very disoriented. What had happened…? There was something vague, in the back of his mind. Screams and something… He looked around wondrously. He didn’t know where he was, but he had the feeling that this wasn’t where he had last been.

“Quentin Coldwater. Welcome to the underworld.”

Ah. That was it. That was the thing that kept escaping him. He had died. Everett had interrupted them in the mirror world, he had been too startled to destroy the monster in time and then things exploded. Had he done it? Had he saved his friends?

“Your friends are alright”, assured the man with the very pleasant voice.

Quentin tilted his head and looked at him. “Who… are you?”

“I’m Hades. King of the underworld.”

“Oh”, nodded Quentin, frowning a bit.

He was still very disoriented and his thoughts were swirling too fast for him to even grasp them. Hades gently guided him to sit down. Odd. Well, wasn’t that just his life? Odd.

“You died killing the monster for good”, stated Hades and leaned back in his own seat, hands crossed on his lap. “You have a choice now.”

“Choice?”, echoed Quentin.

His tongue felt heavy with all of the questions on his mind. What with his friends? Were they alright? Truly alright? Magic. The library still kept magic limited. What about Fillory? And his mother. He was dead. She had just lost his father, even if they had been divorced. And Eliot. Eliot.

“You died a hero’s death”, explained Hades, offering Quentin a card – a ticket. “You earned the privilege to move on to Elysium. An honor reserved to truly good people.”

“So I… did something brave? I didn’t just… finally find a way to kill myself?”

The look Hades offered him was not quite amused. “You earned this, your death was a hero’s death. However, I have a choice to offer you. You slayed the monster that killed my wife, so I personally owe you a debt of gratitude. Elysium will still be there when you die at an old age. What I am offering you is something I only very rarely hand out. A get out of the underworld free card.”

Keep reading

[jugandbettsdetectiveagency]

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

[anextrapart]

[artkat2stillartin]

this is Melody, she’s a smelly, sweaty, scruffy mess and she loves Animals and Adventure, in that order. Harvey loves her and is also scared of her, just a little