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idk if this has been done before and Iâm not gonna check because Iâm lazy. So hereâs something stupid ft. my favorite idiots and multi shipping
nowhere NEAR enough hype around xeniaâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ. shes even TALLER and BUFFER than KASSANDRA?! her introduction is her CARVING UP a slave traders FACE?! shes a fucking PIRATE QUEEN?!?!?!?!?!!?! step up lesbians
I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story
I know youâre talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life
blackwallâs secret was shocking the first time i played inquisition but upon replays itâs just fucking. hilarious. ur like âhey blackwall u been hearing any voicesâ and my man is just like âuhhhhhhhhhh haha yes and/or no whichever is the right answerâ. this fool really came into the role so unprepared and we never. doubted him. why.
movie tropes that will never get old to me:
a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
fourth wall breaking
âgive up all your weaponsâ and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going âoopsâ in the most casual voice
âfuck youâ âwell if you insistâ
#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* âIâM OKAYâ (via @zenlida)
character being all âyou expect me to do X?â Gilligan Cut to character doing X
the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and theyâre all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
bonus points if itâs a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like âyep same shit as alwaysâ
someone pretending they donât know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving*Â âtell tom that he can come out nowâ *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
the âhands go downâ trope
example: âany questions?â *everyoneâs hands go up* ââŚthat ARENâT sarcastic?â *everyoneâs hands go down*
how could all y'all forget âACT NATURAL!â
These are all great but letâs not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon
i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression
a high-stakes zany action scene forced to come to a complete halt while some characters take a very, very long elevator ride
i want 2 say something but it might be too controversial..
Lesbian: liqueurs & whiskey
Gay: cocktails and vodka
Bisexual: wines and champagnes
you know i really wanted to like this post, but thereâs just one little thing thatâs being overlooked
donât make me do this ginger-ale-official
please⌠it is your duty
Iâm sorry it has come to this. I wish we could have been friends
heterosexual: ginger ale
oh yeah? oh fucking yeah? Iâm going to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for the assurance that he will place a thumb tack on the ground wherever you walk so you can never take off your shoes again. have fun sleeping in your loafers jackass
some motivational cole i made to cheer a friend up who suggested it might cheer some other folks up too~
beckett, known skeptic: [suddenly freaks out after learning something about the sarcophagus and peaces the fuck outta L.A.]
my fledgling:
Thereâs a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.
Others include throwing their human clothes at it and itâd turn back but thatâs a bit less romantic
#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolfâs mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes wonât go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#itâs time to come home
I actually like the âthrowing clothes at itâ better cause now Iâm picturing Grandma stomping out of the house at 3 AM in her slippers, arms full of clothes and facing down this horrible, snarling beast.
And then she just starts flinging clothes at it like âGODDAMN IT JEFFERY IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON AND COME BACK INSIDE RIGHT THIS MINUTEâ
I love both these versions.
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Reluctantâs Mini Giveaway!
Hello dearest followers and mutuals!
So, I wanted to do a little celebration for passing 3700 followers, and figured a short giveaway was the order of the day!Â
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The prize is a fic of your choice, featuring whoever you want (OCs, canon characters, both, etc.).Â
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the correct spideypool dynamic is ryan reynoldsâ wade and 40 yr old peter from spiderverse no i do not take criticism
Youâre absolutely right and you should say it
Season 4 Finale Fix-It Fic: Who Tells Your Story
Quentin blinked, feeling very disoriented. What had happenedâŚ? There was something vague, in the back of his mind. Screams and something⌠He looked around wondrously. He didnât know where he was, but he had the feeling that this wasnât where he had last been.
âQuentin Coldwater. Welcome to the underworld.â
Ah. That was it. That was the thing that kept escaping him. He had died. Everett had interrupted them in the mirror world, he had been too startled to destroy the monster in time and then things exploded. Had he done it? Had he saved his friends?
âYour friends are alrightâ, assured the man with the very pleasant voice.
Quentin tilted his head and looked at him. âWho⌠are you?â
âIâm Hades. King of the underworld.â
âOhâ, nodded Quentin, frowning a bit.
He was still very disoriented and his thoughts were swirling too fast for him to even grasp them. Hades gently guided him to sit down. Odd. Well, wasnât that just his life? Odd.
âYou died killing the monster for goodâ, stated Hades and leaned back in his own seat, hands crossed on his lap. âYou have a choice now.â
âChoice?â, echoed Quentin.
His tongue felt heavy with all of the questions on his mind. What with his friends? Were they alright? Truly alright? Magic. The library still kept magic limited. What about Fillory? And his mother. He was dead. She had just lost his father, even if they had been divorced. And Eliot. Eliot.
âYou died a heroâs deathâ, explained Hades, offering Quentin a card â a ticket. âYou earned the privilege to move on to Elysium. An honor reserved to truly good people.â
âSo I⌠did something brave? I didnât just⌠finally find a way to kill myself?â
The look Hades offered him was not quite amused. âYou earned this, your death was a heroâs death. However, I have a choice to offer you. You slayed the monster that killed my wife, so I personally owe you a debt of gratitude. Elysium will still be there when you die at an old age. What I am offering you is something I only very rarely hand out. A get out of the underworld free card.â
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guys⌠I donât know if you know this but⌠if you wake up early⌠thereâs so many more hours in the day
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