Welcome to Bible%
Whether you're talking about pegging Crowley from Good Omens, doing unspeakable acts of horror to a political figure, or just being batshit insane on main, we here at Bible% are here to defend any and everyone who has ever been hit with the dread "None of those words are in the Bible."
Because, statistically speaking, 76.92% of those words are in the bible.
Inspired by @/t-counter There's more of us @bible-word-counter
SUBMISSIONS
STATUS: OPEN
We are currently accepting tumblr post submissions via @ing me in posts. Discord and comment screenshots are also being accepted via the ask box.
RULES OF SUBMISSIONS
I will not post every submission, if it's not funny or not tasteful it is not being approved. Shoot your shot, but if you don't see your post within the week assume you were denied.
The brain is a powerful tool, use it. I will not calculate any personal posts discussing ones personal life/kinks/etc on this blog. If it's something the op does not want in the spotlight, do not submit it here besties.
No video submissions unless transcript is already provided. I do not have the brain cells to watch a video in an attempt to capture every single word.
When submitting several posts at a time via the ask box, please link them all in a single ask -- if you spam my ask box, I will find you.
Stay unhinged xoxo
FAQ
Are you a bot? No. If I knew how to code a bot I would make this a bot, but alas.
How are you calculating this? This website, I use the King James Version
How do you choose what posts you reblog?
Easy! But also very complicated. I have a mental list of do's and don'ts when reblogging posts to this account. Obviously, the post has to be unhinged -- but there are other things I look for as well!
Will me adding religion to this post upset the op? If the answer is likely yes, I do not repost. Is this a personal post that obviously is not intended for a wider audience? If yes, I do not reblog.
9/10 fandom posts are safe for me to reblog, as well as anything under #none of those words are in the bible, but in general I just try to minimize the amount of discomfort I bring to the overall Tumblr community with this account -- as I know a lot of people hate religion.
WHO ARE YOU??
For the sake of this blog, I am N. I'm a non-bianary adult who uses she/they/he pronouns, and am a lesbian who is feral for any woman who could crush me.
I am not religious, I do not believe in a higher power. I have never read the bible, unless if you count the picture book bible my cousin had as a kid for some reason. This is for shits n giggles, nothing more.
