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Listening to Juno Steel has no adverse effects- Except.

I start thinking in Junos narrative monologue voice. NOW I already think in monologues my brain is just constant fucking chatter about what I'm doing in the 3rd person because idk.

But now it sounds like Juno. And that's just great.

*Smacks head* THIS BAD BOY CAN HOLD SO MUCH GENDER ENVY!

#juno steel #the penumbra podcast #genuinely the amount of gender envy i experience on the daily thanks to my podcasts and their fucking VAs #respect to all of them #but also.#Fuck you share the gender #i want that voice and that voice and that voice and that voice #im just saying

Me: *Playing Ark and walking next to a river, watching the purple otter swimming* Pshh, i must be stupid. I'm not that scared of water.

Dinosaur: *knocks my pc into SHALLOW river, I KNOW has NO threats in at all*

Me: FUCK! *turns off game and stares at wall* I... I might be a little scared of water. *hand on chest can feel my heart beating fast* Just a little.

#im playing fucking Ark folks #I will fucking kill that trike for the crime of proving me wrong #but first im going to leave my switch alone to think about what it did

stahsm

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

thatisuseful

Damn, that's useful

fluidstatick

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

beezlebutch

"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition

jehandant

Reblogging this again bc people in the notes are asking a lot of "Am I included? Am I disabled if I have x?" and I just wanted to add the flag here to show people who the pride month is for.

This is the new flag, the old one was more vivid and in a z shape, but it's been made more neutral to be inclusive of people with seizures or sensory issues.

Each stripe represents a different aspect of disability:

Red: Physical disabilities

Yellow: Cognitive & intellectual disabilities

White: (And this is the key one I think) Invisible AND undiagnosed disabilities

Blue: Mental illnesses

Green: Sensory disabilities

If you're autistic or have ADHD? this is your pride month. If you have a mental illness, it's your pride month. If you're hard of hearing, this is your pride month. If you have an autoimmune disorder, this is your pride month. If you are not diagnosed with anything but you know something is up with you: THIS IS STILL YOUR PRIDE MONTH.

Me: *Genderfluid but fem presenting*

Boss: Ah, yes, boy assistance!

Me: *Walks over to customer and talks with them*

Customer: *Slow blink of uncertainty*

#genderfluid #im gonna miss my boss #work stories

lupusbaby

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

goth-princess-gwennie

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

cuntpunkop-ed

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

seraph1c-mo0n

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

life-in-toontown

I’m so fucking sick of AI

calmtheham

I think Miyazaki should legally be allowed to kill Ai techbros

The very strong temptation to write a fic that's just me putting Zay in the torment nexus *Cough* Ark Survival Evolved *cough* because I think that man could do with some pets. Vicious, scaled out for blood pets.

You know, as a treat.

#press start to laugh #pstl #zay dent pstl #Im still on my Ark bs #look i like dinosaurs #and rn the summer event is on #So theres really pretty coloured dinosaurs #AND I WILL TAME THE BLUE ALLO OR I WILL SOB!!

burgerdotcom

reblogs were off

draconym

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

newrider

wamscoastsmoker

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

wamscoastsmoker

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

Just saying.

Respectfully, Inkpot Gods by The Amazing Devil is very Steve PSTL coded.

And if you want to make the last part about Hero and Ron, Steve and Hero, Steve and the many demons in his head or just Steve and whoever you ship him off to in your brain go ahead.

#press start to laugh #pstl #what if steve talked in minecraft #wistim #steve pstl #i have no stance on the shipping so thats up to yall #hero and ron is just because that man is technically a father

Is Warhammer40k incredibly interesting to me as a concept?

Yes.

Do I think I'd enjoy more content from it?

Yes.

Do I have a lot of questions spawned from fanart and just generally listening to A Chaos Odyssey?

Fuck yes.

Will I ever actually look into it further?

Probably not. I'm a petty bitch even to my own detriment.

#narrative declaration #warhammer 40k #warhams: a chaos odyssey #I will learn all i know through osmosis #and memes

riverotherwood

Im sure someone has done this already but the voices insisted.

siodin

list 5 songs you've been liking recently tag game :) thank you @dismalspectre !!!

when you write - ibopa

summertime clothes - animal collective

road to joy - bright eyes

outta mind (outta sight) - wilco

speed trials - elliott smith

tagging @jamieonemillion @expressway-2yrskull @deakwithit @xiu-ammo + anyone else who sees this please feel free

deakwithit

1. grizzly bear - what's wrong

2. grizzly bear - on a neck, on a spit

3. tv on the radio - tonight

4. mew - introducing palace players

5. - grizzly bear - gun shy

tried not 2 make it all gb but its kinda hard when thats all ive been listening 2!!

tagg @yeahnewyork @aveybaveyx3 @swedish-plumtrees + any1 else

yeahnewyork

1. My country - tune-yards

2. Stride rite - animal collective

3. Auto neutron - fat white family

4. Real live flesh - tune-yards

5. Bat you’ll fly - animal collective

Tbh I’ve just been listening to tuneyards on repeat so this is hard 🙈🌺

@inertiacreep35 @nolqarocodile

inertiacreep35

Night illusion - Gong

Lucky man - Emerson Lake and Palmer

Goodbye lucille #1 - Prefab sprout

I took my baby home - The kinks

When your in - Pink Floyd

sum pretty random songs!

tags: @junecast-moonfast @pawn--hearts @infinity-on-yoyo

+anyone else!

end-transmission

sartori in tangier - king crimson

lazarus - porcupine tree

grass - xtc

margin walker - fugazi

idiot prayer - porcupine tree

tags: @the-citizen-toula @transgenderbeastieboy @prog-elitist + whoever else would like to :)

prog-elitist

ya y

1. fitter stoke has a bath - hatfield and the north

2. unevensong - camel

3. cressida - cressida

4. summer camp slut - cheerleader roadkill

5. unholy black metal - darkthrone

tags .. @notsolaris @mayplantstarrwaters @dontget2close

notsolaris

1. same old story - naethan apollo

2. meant to be yours - heathers

3. the exorcist - calypso

4. i just threw out the love of my dreams - weezer

5. fem&m anfem - fem&m

@someoneverypotter @silly-activites @forgthetheaterkid @dehydratedtransformer + anyone else

forgthetheaterkid

Manifesto by Jamie Paige

Fences by Paramore

One More Song by Lin Manuel Miranda

Remember My Name by Mitski

Bang Bang Bang by BBpanzu

@frankenshadow @junesugars @damiodoes

@sleep-gummies @sylvere

damiodoes

Come Down by Anderson.Paak

A Pearl by Mitski

Doku by Hakushi Hasegawa (if you wanna listen to this one, give it more than one try)

Driving 2 Nowhere by breakcore dealer

PUNK ROCKY or ROBBERY by A$AP ROCKY

@ceeteewashere @mangoocatt @painauchocolatlover @arrowstike-bunn @evanwithalotofnames @fablesreblogs (should I tag this one for stuff where you reblog it?) @qwinkle

qwinkledink

1. Deep Forest Corridors - Madou Monogatari ARS OST

2. Mellow - Rabpit

3. Moon Halo - M2U

4. What If Things Get Worse - Kaden MacKay

5. everyone dies. - spellcasting

tags ... @pompombot @a-v-i-a @chimerafeathers + anyone who would like to share

a-v-i-a

1. Doesn’t Matter - Annabelle Dinda

2. Femme Hysteria - Haute & Freddy

3. Here Comes The Cats - Waitress

4. Silent Killer - Luvcat

5. ANEMIA - rj lake

Bonus!!! Because I Am My Own Dog - Chase Petra

Tagging….. @rinmeraki @doe-in-the-woods @teslu @eeveenat @thelostmoongazer @goobaliciouz @mezzeerie @handshandshandshandshandshands + literally anyone who sees this, have at it~