I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING

Dear Nasa, your mom thought I was big enough. xoxo Love, Pluto

[big-enough-for-nasa]

Our world has made lip sync battle that include Terry Crews dancing shirtless in white pants to Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles" while ribbon dancing. I'm proud to say I was a part of this era.

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[zoesupreme]

Why on earth would you not watch sports??? Who would want to miss moments like this??

[malfoyx]

Keanu Reeves and Carl Marotte, in 1984 for “Wolfboy”

[sarahmargs]

a leia comic about loss.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

The fact that we never get to see Leia truly grieve, even in the comic mini series they did for her (which was honestly kind of awful) shows that they never intended to make her real. Luke gets to grieve more fo Obi Wan than Leia does for her whole planet.

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[turtlesandfrogs]

A little more about cointelpro, and you can probably see what effect they were going for:

Hmmm

Very ethical

Lovely.

[albertnatural]

wallace and gromit

im gonna vomit

i got a glock with your name on it

pacific rim, on blu-ray 

i might suck dick but im not gay

[albertnatural]

my password weak but my dick strong

i always say thank you when passed the bong

i am sinking in this quicksand. it won’t be long

girl help

[big-enough-for-nasa]

i want the 3rd installment

[albertnatural]

wallace and gromit

im gonna vomit

i got a glock with your name on it

pacific rim, on blu-ray 

i might suck dick but im not gay

[albertnatural]

my password weak but my dick strong

i always say thank you when passed the bong

i am sinking in this quicksand. it won’t be long

girl help

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[wolfstarry]

[dorkmisha]

My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

[i-wasnt-always-a-fallen-angel-d]

On Wednesdays we reblog

[chewdee17]

Always

[grace-for-sale]

[cosicas-cuquis]

[cosicas-cuquis]

[ford-pinto]

[official-lucifers-child]

wed

ness

day

[catchymemes]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[education]

Source: http://bit.ly/2N2Nqi4

[the-worm-man]

Poly rights

[spooky-catboy-angel]

finally, a bed big enough for me and my size 13 nikes

[thediscossessed]

Me and the boys waking up in our Alaska King

[parakavka]

[fancy--tuna]

[conspiracyscreech-deactivated20]

[runningoncoals-deactivated20171]

I am literally both of them at the same time

[ryanhatesthis]

[bubblysun]

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

[ktkeen96-deactivated20141121]

ITS BACK

[ryanvallejo-deactivated20150514]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

[sassafras--manson-deactivated20]

IT’S BACK

[khan2kool]

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

[phobs-heh]

gonna reblog it everytime

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

IT HAS RETURNED TO US

[bog-dwelling-butch]

Wow I have not seen this in years, tumblr classic

[pyrobot1cs]

have I reblogged this yet

[thescaredfluid]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[kinetic-empathy]

who would win: an interdimensional eldritch terror trying to take over the multiverse disguised as a children’s toy, or an immortal history professor traveling through time with the power of jelly beans and also a gun?