HEY EVERY !! IT’S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY ’S FAVORITE [[Gray Merchant of]] [[ἀσΦόδελος]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A… PLANES wALKER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE [[The Cheese Stands Alone]]? ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Remove this card from your deck before playing if you are]] [[sacrifice fodder]]? SALES, GONE TO [[Exile]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Demonic Pact]] FOR LONELY [[permanents]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU’VE LOST [[WU Control]] OF YOUR [[life total]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Threads of Disloyalty]] WHY BE THE [[Draft Chaff]] WHO HATES ITS [[0.02 tix]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] THAT’S RIGHT!! NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT’S [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON’T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[LoyaltyCounters]]. YOU’RE [[can’t be blocked if defending player controls a Plains]] AREN’T YOU? YOU’VE GOT THE [[SPARK.]] WHY DON’T YOU [[Play with the top card of your library revealed.]] HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
