mostly dilfs

i simp for old people (she/her)

[melvinandlugnut]

In honor of Mar10 Day, Mario is donating all of the livers he stole to the hospital! What a kind gesture from our favorite mustachioed hero!

[big-slonk]

MORGOTH HFAKGHDKA

[big-slonk]

poor man broke two of his toes): id kiss em better

[big-slonk]

hot woman break brain

[big-slonk]

bro he looks so nice omg i wanna hug him

[big-slonk]

peggable 

[arirna]

[reasonandempathy]

Our system is broken.  It is cruel.  It is dehumanizing, degrading, and it’s vile nature is so, so unnecessary.

We need universal healthcare today in America.  We needed it 40 years ago.  It’s cheaper, it’s simpler, it’s more efficient, it’s more effective and it is so, so, so much less cruel than what we have.

Additional sources/references:

Universal Healthcare Cost in America would be cheaper by trillions of dollars

The US has worse life expectancies than socialized healthcare countries

We have worse generalized healthcare results

We have the most expensive care

Our system is so cruel and unique that doctors from other countries literally can’t believe what happens here

I can’t tell you where or how to activate to help solve this.  There are politicians, groups, and activists pushing for this in so many ways.  I can tell you when, though.

Now.

[big-slonk]

okay now hear me out

[animatedtext]

[collaberal-damage]

hey. you know that video by lockpickinglawyer where he tries to get his wife into lockpicking by locking up a pint of her favorite ice cream, and smash cut to the pint tub being sliced open at the bottom and cleaned out. faraskye

[collaberal-damage]

FOUND IT

[big-slonk]

life must be a dom cause it sure is fucking me

[enby-life]

A short thing about “weird triggers” inspired by this that I’ll end up deleting later honestly-

You can reblog this but like... don’t fuck around??? I won’t hesitate with the block button on this I swear to fuck I won’t.

[enby-life]

Well this doubled in notes in like three hours so... I’m glad other people are finding this validating

[enby-life]

I don’t mean to laugh but this is the SINGLE most valid tag on this post

[pinkpeachjams]

This!! Don't make fun of triggers, don't invalidate them bc you think they're small or weird. There's a reason it's a trigger.

[bwuggybites]

This ^^ Your triggers are valid no matter how uncommon

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[cant-reed]

ITS BACK

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????

[victorsea]

IT’S BACK

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

@littlepuffy4ever @coxinhadoce47 @tinygayotter @hershellaytonlovespuzzles @doctorfab @glumbird @lezly-odair @isashi-nigami @orionebula @isacreeper87 

[blepbleppal]

IT GOT BETTER

[aromantic-pride]

IT’S BACK!!!!!!

[al3xfierro-deactivated20191212]

HOLY SHIT ITS ON MY DASH

[shortstormblueex-decepticon]

This Can’t Work, Right?

Let’s Try It!

I Have This Hat Here.

It Doesn’t Work With This Kinda Hat, I Gue-

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!

WHAT ARE YOU?!

[al3xfierro-deactivated20191212]

Omfg I’m dead

[seeyouspacecowboy98]

Hmmm…

Here goes nothing…

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

This CANT BE real tho.

Is it tho?

One way to find out

Holy shit

That was HELLA

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE LOVE THIS POST

[nik-of-timee]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[bloomingbuttercups]

WTF LOL

[thesoundofmadness]

LMAOOOOOOO THE BEST POST ON THIS HELLSITE

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

The best post

[guerrillatech]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

[lazy-cat-corner]

Do people keep decorative containers for their toothpaste? That bucket looks like it would be clonky to keep on a counter.

[stars-and-darkness-main]

I'm Croatian and I've never seen this in my life...

[lazy-cat-corner]

I was trying to figure out if this really is a thing. All I could find when searching for bulk toothpaste was this. Apparently some people buy it to reduce waste. No idea where to find it, but it looks like some places offer it with a pump. 😆

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I love this, wish we got the pumps in Croatia instead of just regular buckets

[one-time-i-dreamt]

We've all been there at least a couple of times 😂😂

[big-slonk]

omfg i found the toothpaste buckets

[stinkylittlegnome]

Collecting pictures like these