Beth

She/they

[big-tiddy-beth]

what

how da hell do I do anythkng

[kristina100000]

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

[superioronion]

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

[shadow13dickpistons]

Oh thank God someone explained this.

[lesserknowncryptids]

Great work Tumblr

[venort]

Found the problem boss

[antikr1sta]

kaboom :)

(need to stop procrastinating ghhh but i'm so overwhelmed)

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

Follow me on Webtoons

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

[floralpopie]

NO

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

WELP

[doctor-seamonster]

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

[foldingfittedsheets]

No matter how many times I read this I end up incapacitated laughing. Truly a work of art.

[catboybiologist]

Rapunzel

[sunnysatori]

today is the only day you can reblog this

[tsunderrated]

some trans women be pickin grandma ass names

[charl0ttan]

[edward-fishhands]

@big-tiddy-beth

[big-tiddy-beth]

>:(

[inhumanliquid]

Some people are absolutely not going to like this, but nobody's going to take "this person is a predator" seriously if we act like shipping fictional characters and grooming actual kids are the same.

[inhumanliquid]

For the fucking record, I'm not "defending" anyone. I'm calling all of you idiots. There are real kids being groomed and raped and murdered right this fucking second and you're all worried about fake ones despite usually having no problem with those same fictional kids being murdered and otherwise abused.

[big-tiddy-beth]

What

[aethellren]

‘meet me on the battlefield

even on the darkest night

i will be your sword and shield, your camouflage

and you will be mine’

[aethellren]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[catboybiologist]

As a scientist I can confirm we need a much larger sample size on this matter

[saintjosie]

i learned this very recently but technically ectopic pregnancy can occur in CIS men. yep you heard me.

it would require a fertilized egg to be injected into a cis man, which would not only be a waste of hundreds of thousands of dollars on an intentionally unviable pregnancy that would cause life threatening complications for that person— but like it IS possible.

remember kids, quoting “basic biology” is just admitting that you know piss all!

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Basic biology?

Wait until more advanced biology blows your mind!

[saintjosie]

that’s way too fuckin good to be leaving that in the tags

[theinformationcollector]

TIL that all (northern hemisphere) thoroughbred horses celebrate their birthday on Jan 1st.

via reddit.com

[endorphinmachine]

happy birthday to every horse

[dailyquests]

penid

[inhumanliquid]

So many beading supplies and not enough scissors........

[big-tiddy-beth]

Read this as breeding. Sorry

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

finally s0meone understands

[healrosie]

completely normal lockpickinglawyer video

[regicide1997]

[Image description: A screencap of the Biggus Dickus scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian. A Roman soldier is trying to hold in his laughter whilst Pontious Pilate stares at him sternly. /End description.]

[inhumanliquid]

Also see:

[saul-tortellini]

[343guiltyshark]

the world outside can be a cold and threatening place. take shelter for a moment.

can you guys take my uquiz

[ashensamurai]

excuse me WHAT

[wizardchicken]

​nothing could have prepared me for the results WHY did you do this

[gallusrostromegalus]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[inhumanliquid]

Op, I hate you.

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this